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Government Still Trying To Sell Budget (All Reasonable Offers Considered)

2014 Federal Budget, Urgent Sale

Up for sale is one Federal Budget. Only 3 months old, low kms.

A couple of small scratches and one biggish dent from when Joe Hockey backed into a poor person, otherwise in good condition.

A few of the promises are broken and there’s some other general wear and tear, but all core promises in good working order.

Power steering, two-speed economy, cruise control.

Extra after-market features include tinted windows and deregulated higher education system.

Well cleaned and maintained. Slight whiff of cigar smoke (suggest air freshener).

We will not negotiate on price. No time wasters please.

UPDATE: price negotiable.

UPDATE: price lowered further for quick sale, all reasonable offers considered (original line about no cuts doesn’t apply)

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