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Vic Opposition Leader Daniel Andrew’s Integrity Handed In To Lost Property

The integrity of Victorian Labor leader Daniel Andrews was handed in to a lost property box at Parliament House this morning, after it slipped out during a media conference on Monday.

Mr Andrews had privately been looking for his integrity all day and was encouraged by news it had been handed in. But in a further twist this afternoon, the integrity is said to have gone missing from the lost property facility. Labor strategists are concerned it may have been destroyed.

Many Victorian voters interviewed today said they did not realise Members of Parliament still used integrity in their day-to-day tasks.

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