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Children Threat Under Control, Says Israel

Scores of Palestinian children will no longer pose a threat to the security of Israel, intelligence personnel have confirmed.

“We’re confident of seeing a reduced level of activity from these 150 or so minors,” a spokesperson said, stressing that forces needed to remain vigilant to new child-based risks.

“While we have neutralised the danger for now, we have information suggesting that new children are being developed as we speak”.

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