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Relief As Humanity Realises It Can Stop Pretending To Like Rolf Harris’s Music

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport is awful and the wobble board is just plain weird, the world finally admitted today.

After years of awkwardly singing along to Jake The Peg in the mistaken belief that everyone else thought it was clever and funny, humankind was today relieved to be able to openly discuss just how excruciatingly shit it actually is.

“I thought it was just me who thought that the strange noise he makes with his mouth is fucking embarrassing. Turns out everyone was just being polite,” a spokesperson said today.

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