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42 Year-Old Man Still Living With His Mum To Spend Today Courageously Berating People Online

Using the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield will log on to his computer this morning to bravely tell people he doesn’t know why their lives are not worth living.

Mr Broomfield – who may not find the motivation to change out of his pyjamas – will scour a range of forums and social networks, vigorously and courageously pointing out people’s shortcomings.

Cleverly avoiding human interaction by ordering delivery for lunch, he will then spend the afternoon on a variety of internet forums, suggesting reasons why people are not good at their jobs.

“Die worthless scum. Mum can you get me a coffee?” Mr Broomfield said when asked to comment.

 

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