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English Couple Still Here

That young English couple with the small child haven’t gone home yet, it has emerged.

It means we’ll have to keep everything neat and tidy and continue to put pants on in the morning for the foreseeable future.

While it’s unclear exactly how long they are going to stay, no-one is really willing to say anything just yet.

“We’ll have to keep the good placemats out for a little longer,” a spokesperson confirmed. He said while accommodating for the guests was becoming a little tiresome, the family probably won’t visit again for another 20 years.

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