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Abbott To Shoot His Way Out Of Budget Emergency

Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey will use fifty-eight F-35 Joint Strike Fighters to fend off the threat of a Budget Emergency once and for all.

After a series of smaller attacks on other areas of the budget failed to make an impact, the $12.4 billion offensive move was a ‘last resort’ measure to take control of Spending, Mr Abbott said.

“The budget won’t know what’s hit it,” he said.

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