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Home Ownership Dream Now To Include Awkward Bit Where You’re Not Wearing Pants

The popular dream of owning your own property will now culminate with the embarrassing realisation that you’re wearing nothing but your underwear, it was revealed today.

According to Richard Assander, a researcher at South Sydney University, the new version of the home ownership dream starts ordinarily enough. But a noticeable change occurs when you start to look at prices. “That’s when you realise that someone’s removed your trousers,” he said. “From then on, you’re acutely aware that everyone is laughing at you,” he said.

Mr Assander said that while you will spend the rest of the dream frantically searching for your missing pants, most people will wake up before they find them. “And you still won’t own your own home”.

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