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Jesus Wondering Whether He Should Tell Cory Bernardi About The Whole Joseph Thing

Christian figurehead Jesus Christ was today wondering whether he should tell Senator Cory Bernardi about the fact he was brought up by his step-dad, or just let him continue thinking he was raised in a gold standard family unit.

A spokesperson for Jesus said she thought Senator Bernardi might be a little shocked if he was to find out about his hero’s non-traditional upbringing. “Perhaps it’s best if we all just keep this one on the quiet,” she said.

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