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Justin Bieber “Turning Into A Bit Of A Weirdo” Says Michael Jackson

In an interview from Heaven yesterday, dead pop star Michael Jackson said he was concerned about the wellbeing of teenage sensation Justin Bieber.

“I just think he’s gone a bit creepy lately,” Jackson said. “The gold gloves, the masks, the strange public statements, peeing in a mop bucket. Is the kid ok? I worry about him. Cos the guy’s only 19 and he’s already into some weird shit. I mean, I didn’t tattoo my lips on until I was well into my 30s. It could be a long ride”.

But the King of Pop said it was Bieber’s obsession with his pet monkey that convinced him something wasn’t quite right. “Who the f*ck brings a monkey on tour? Keep that shit at home,” Jackson said.

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