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Confusion As Woman Can’t Remember Whether She Boycotted Myer Or David Jones
(image from The Age)

Earlier this month Susan Greenberg angrily declared to friends that she would “never shop at that department store again!” Now, she can’t remember which department store it was.

“I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend yesterday and I was at the counter in DJs about to pay and I thought, shit I’m not supposed to be shopping here. Or was it Myer that I hate? For the life of me I couldn’t remember,” Ms Greenberg explained.

“So I ended up buying the gift from DJs and the wrapping paper and card from Myer. I think that ruffled a few feathers”.

David Jones’s share priced dipped briefly on the back of the news.

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