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‘George W Bush Presidential Library’ Actually Just A Small Coffee Table In A Corridor

Former US Presidents and dignitaries from around the world gathered in Dallas yesterday for the opening of the George W Bush Presidential Library.

Expecting to be presented with a grandiose building dedicated to intellect and reading, what they found instead was a small, dusty coffee table with a few baseball magazines and an old VCR remote.

President Obama, who was hoping to slink away with a good novel and a Sudoku after the ceremony, did well to hide his disappointment. “Well, it’s cute isn’t it,” he said.

Ex-President Bush said he hadn’t read any of the books in the new library yet but was looking forward to spending his retirement slowly getting through them.

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