Early adopters of Apple’s new watch have found that the device only works for those who have a tattoo on their face declaring their absolute...
Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad.
Australian internet users who illegally downloaded Oscar winning movie Dallas Buyers Club will be forced to watch How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days...
Tech giant Google today welcomed staff to a futuristic new workspace on Sydney’s Darling Harbour that will become a hub of innovation and tax avoidance.
Ed Cornigen will wake up at 4:08am on Friday morning, as he’s done for the past 20 years, to wind up Internet Explorer for one...
Self checkout machines, now popular in supermarkets and stores throughout the country, have the same output as six utterly incompetent humans, a study has revealed.
The Microsoft Word Language Function admitted today that, while it knows you changed the language from US English to Australian English, it just prefers to...
Prime Minister Tony Abbott today opened a new fax machine factory in Melbourne’s west, saying the telecommunications devices were ‘friends of humanity’.
An ASIO agent will be discreetly stationed behind a curtain when you have sex tonight, Attorney-General George Brandis revealed today.
Users of Apple’s new iPhone were today surprised to find the well-known personal assistant, Siri, had been replaced by an aging, slightly annoying Irish man...
Saying “One more, one more!” a group of Sydney friends spent Saturday night getting that perfect shot, so they could remember how incredible their night...
Using the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield will log on to his computer this morning to bravely tell people he doesn’t know...
A small community of Google+ users has been discovered in northern California, years after they were assumed to have died out.
In a long-awaited fusion between hot-blooded hormones and cold, hard practicality, a new bra designed by Australian scientists will only unlock after the potential suitor...
US firm Platinum Equity this morning bought Australia’s ‘Yellow and White Pages’ for a reported $454 million. It is believed to be a new record...