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Tony Abbott satire
Abbott To Send In 3-Star General To Secure Australia’s Internet
Following a week of confusion about the exact details of Australia’s data retention policy, Prime Minister Tony Abbott moved to
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Abbott Running Out Of Sporting Analogies
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott will be forced to describe his policies using comparisons to sports such as netball, hockey
Glasgow Closing Ceremony To Feature Same Clichés As Opening Ceremony, Just Deep-Fried
The closing ceremony for the 2014 Glasgow Commonwealth Games will feature the same tacky stereotypes that appeared in the Opening
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Work For Dole: Unemployed To Spend 25 Hours A Week Helping Companies Sift Through Job Applications
Asking unemployed Australians to “apply for a job of a morning, and sort through a pile of poorly-thought out, templated
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Vic Opposition Leader Daniel Andrew’s Integrity Handed In To Lost Property
The integrity of Victorian Labor leader Daniel Andrews was handed in to a lost property box at Parliament House this
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Fence To Be Built Between Australia And Indonesia
Work will begin next month on a 3,000 km fence stretching from Christmas Island to Cape York Peninsula, following the
Children Threat Under Control, Says Israel
Scores of Palestinian children will no longer pose a threat to the security of Israel, intelligence personnel have confirmed
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Prince George’s First Steps Better Than Your Baby’s First Steps
Prince George’s first steps were superior in every way to your firstborn’s lame attempt at unaided movement, it has been
People Still Taking Photos Of Food
People are still taking pictures of their half-eaten meals and sending it to their friends, it has emerged
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Qatar Wins World Cup
Qatar has won the 2014 football World Cup in Brazil, in a surprise result that saw the tiny Middle Eastern
Upbeat Brazilians To Only Brood Over Loss For Next 50-60 Years
With a spring in their step and emboldened by trademark optimism, Brazilian fans today said they’ll only be haunted by
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Friends Spend All Night Perfecting Selfie, As Memento Of Amazing Night
Saying “One more, one more!” a group of Sydney friends spent Saturday night getting that perfect shot, so they could
tony abbott satire
Government Marks 200 Days Without Reporting On The Arrival Of A Boat
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today said his government had successfully “stopped the reporting of boats,” marking 200 days since
80% Of All Objects To Be In ‘Keep Calm’ Style Within 3 Years: Report
Four-fifths of all manufactured goods will use ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ style messaging by the year 2017, it has
scott morrison satire
Scott Morrison Invited To Vegas To Perform Boat-Disappearing Trick
Australia’s leading magician Scott Morrison has been offered a headline spot at Las Vegas’s MGM Grand Hotel, after his boat-disappearing