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7-Eleven Announces Awesome New Slurpee Flavour Made From Sweat Of Exploited Workers!
Retail franchise 7-Eleven launched an exciting new addition to its range of Slurpee flavours today – made from the distilled
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Abbott Busted Watching Coal Video Instead Of Doing Work (Again!)
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has spent most of the past two days watching the coal industry’s TV commercial on high
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Dubai To Build World’s Largest Fuck You To Refugees
The rich gulf city of Dubai is once again set to dazzle the world, this time with a giant 880
“Death Cult Bad. Escaping Death Cult On Boat Badder”: Government Talking Points Leaked
The evil Death Cult wreaking havoc across the Middle East has absolutely no regard for human life, and its victims
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Peter Dutton Now Starting To Suspect He May Be Trying To Bring Down Government
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is becoming increasingly suspicious that he may be doing whatever it takes to bring down the
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Melbourne Ticket Inspectors To Spend Week Patrolling High Seas In Job Swap With Border Force
Melbourne’s train and tram inspectors will be checking to make sure those trying to enter the country have a valid
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Border Force Concedes ‘Operation Fortitude’ Press Release Accidentally Sent From 1938
Australian Border Force commissioner Roman Quaedvlieg has conceded that the initial press release announcing Operation Fortitude was a “clumsily translated” statement accidentally sent
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Plebiscite To Be Held To Determine Whether Dyson Heydon Is Biased Or Not
Australians will be asked to go to the polls to determine whether Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon is biased or not,
Newly Capitalist China Still Learning How To Do Stock Market Crashes Properly
Conceding it was a good first attempt, the West today said China sill has a long way to go to
Banksy Reveals Latest Installation
Celebrated street artist Banksy has unveiled his biggest project yet – a full-scale parody of a parliamentary system, perched on
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112-Point Loss Final Straw For Club That Injected Players With Human Growth Hormone
The man who oversaw teenagers being injected with unknown substances has been sacked, after overseeing a shocking 112-point loss on
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Eyebrows Raised As Dyson Heydon Accidently Wears Liberal Party Cap To Royal Commission Hearing
Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon has apologised for wearing a Liberal Party cap to the Royal Commission into Union corruption this
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Abbott Announces New Rebate Scheme For Rooftop Coal-Fired Power Stations
Australians who install coal-fired power stations on their roof at home will soon be eligible for a Government-funded rebate, under
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Google Changes Name To ‘Not A Resident For Taxation Purposes’
Search giant Google has announced a new company structure and a new name that will cut in half the time
Most Australians Now Contestants On A Cooking Show
The majority of Australians spend their evenings competing on a televised cooking program, new figures have revealed