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Uber’s Total Tax Bill Last Year Was Only … Wait, PUPPIES!
Uber, the Silicon Valley tech giant valued at over $60 billion, paid an astonishingly low tax rate of just …
Facebook Adds Cory Bernardi Emoticon To Its List Of New Reactions
Facebook launched its new range of ‘Reactions’ around the world today, giving people the chance to label a post as
Motoring Enthusiast Party Concerned Abolition Of Negative Gearing Could Make Parallel Parking Too Difficult
The Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party has called for compulsory negative gearing in all vehicles, saying Labor’s proposed abolition of the
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Being Vegan Provides Extra Energy Required To Constantly Talk About Being Vegan, Study Shows
Cutting all animal products from your diet could provide the additional energy you need to relentlessly tell your friends and
Articles With Images Of Breasts Designed Just To Get Clicks, Experts Say
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Letting Baby Asha Stay Could Set Dangerous Precedent Of Compassion, Dutton Warns
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says the asylum seeker baby dubbed ‘Asha’ will be returned to Nauru as soon as physically possible,
Help Us Raise Funds To Buy George Pell A Heart
Most of us take our heart for granted. But for those born without one, like Cardinal George Pell, life can
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Cool New Little ‘For Lease’ Signs Popping Up All Over Kings Cross
Sydney’s entertainment precinct King’s Cross is undergoing a revival, with a wave of hip new ‘For Lease’ and ‘Closed’ signs setting up in
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2GB Listeners To Be Forcibly Removed From Alan Jones
Thousands of at-risk 2GB listeners will be placed in care to protect them from their out-of-control father figure Alan Jones
God Starts Arduous Task Of Selecting This Year’s Grammy Winners
God has spent the weekend sifting through more than 300 artists nominated in 83 categories at this year’s Grammy Awards
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Turnbull Unveils New Cabinet (Ming Dynasty, Circa 1600)
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull provided a sneak peek of his new cabinet to journalists today – a beautifully restored antiquity
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Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister
Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced
Compromise Solution Reached: George Pell To Travel To Australia Without Heart
After several days of negotiation, Cardinal George Pell has agreed to travel to Australia for the sexual abuse Royal Commission,
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Ultrasound Airbrushing Trend: Parents Removing Imperfections Before Posting On Facebook
A growing number of parents are digitally altering the ultrasound images of their unborn children, airbrushing out imperfections before posting
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Bronwyn Bishop Named Australia’s Special Envoy For Austerity
A day after Philip Ruddock was announced as Australia’s Special Envoy for Human Rights, former Speaker Bronwyn Bishop has been