All posts tagged "satire"
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Negotiating Whiz Convinces Mexico To Pay $0 Billion To Build Wall
Deal-making maestro Donald Trump has pulled off the seemingly impossible – convincing Mexico to contribute a full 0.00% of the $15 billion cost to build...
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National Emergency Declares National Emergency
America now has two national emergencies, it can be confirmed
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Scott Morrison Gives Wife Gorgeous Lump Of Coal For Valentine’s Day
Proving he’s still a ladies’ man, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that he gave his wife a stunning lump of coal this morning, as...
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Donald Trump To Spend Romantic Solo Valentine’s Dinner With The Love Of His Life
US President Donald Trump says he’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day with the most talented, gifted, amazing person he knows, in an intimate solo dinner...
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Morrison Writes To People Smugglers, Begging Them Not To Cross Australia’s Borders Which Are NOW OPEN!!
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has appealed to Indonesian people smugglers, begging them not to attempt to cross into Australian waters which are now totally open...
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Australians Not Frightened Enough, Government Says
Australians are not displaying the levels of fear required of them in an election year, Scott Morrison has warned.
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Tim Wilson Confirms That Election Ballot Paper Will Now Contain Option To Donate To Liberal Party
Voters in the upcoming election will have the option to donate to the Liberal Party when they fill in their ballot paper, in an innovative...
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Level Of Confected Outrage ‘Absolutely Sickening’ Online Commenter Says
A woman has labelled as ‘absolutely disgusting’ the amount of contrived outrage that passes for comment these days.
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Tim Wilson Agrees To Inquiry Into His Conduct, To Be Chaired By Tim Wilson
Liberal Party MP Tim Wilson has conceded that his running of the franking credits inquiry is conflicted, and has agreed to an inquiry into his...
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Millennials Not Graduating With Right Job Skills Says Boomer Who Can’t Use The Internet
Millennials are not graduating with the right job skills, a report commissioned by a group of CEOs who haven’t worked out how to download it...
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Profits Tumble As Banks Now Required To Have Living Customers Only
Australian banks will be required to limit their customer base to people who are alive, as part of a set of stringent changes recommended by...
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Most Of Scott Morrison’s 1.25 Million New Jobs Will Be In Short-Term Prime Ministerial Roles, Analysis Finds
An analysis of Scott Morrison’s pledge to create 1.25 million jobs over the next five years has found that the vast majority of those roles...
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Trump Shows Off Negotiating Skills By Shrewdly Giving In To Every Single One Of Democrats’ Demands
US President Donald Trump has displayed some of the deal-making magic he promised during the 2017 campaign, shutting down the government, then systematically caving into...
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Fears For Group Who Went To Rainbow Serpent Festival Without Drugs
A group of Melbourne friends who were seen leaving for the Rainbow Serpent Festival on Friday were not under the influence of any drugs, family...
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26th January Is Sacred, Says Man Who Will Take 28th January Off Work For Australia Day
Sydney man Brett Mason says 26th January is historically significant and the right and proper day to celebrate Australia Day, unless it happens to fall...
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