All posts tagged "satire"
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Barnaby Joyce Says He Bought $80Mil Of Water To Cure Thumping Hangover
Former Agriculture and Water Minister Barnaby Joyce says the controversial $80 million purchase of water made by the government in 2017 was not for environmental...
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The Nationals Took Out An Ad In Our Election Guide And It’s Pretty Upfront Actually
The National Party has paid for a full-page ad in our Official Election Guide. For 100 pages of seat-by-seat analysis, leader profiles and policy comparisons,...
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Apple Unveils Plans To Revitalise Notre Dame Precinct With New Flagship Store
Saying it would become an iconic new destination the likes of which have never been seen in France, Apple has announced it will build a...
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Dutton: “I Manage To Live In My Electorate, Even Though I’m Missing My Soul”
Home Affairs Minister Dutton has continued his attack on opponent Ali France, saying he had no problems finding a place to live in the electorate,...
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Date For Mid-Term Leadership Coup Confirmed For Late 2020
Uncertainty about the exact date of the next mid-cycle Prime Ministerial knifing has been laid to rest, with the overthrow now locked in for September...
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New Government Ad Just 30-Second Clip Of Scott Morrison Burning Taxpayer Cash
After spending more than $250 million on official government advertising since January last year, the Coalition has decided to try another tactic to get voters’...
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BREAKING: Thousands Of Melburnians Convert To Veganism After Having Their Morning Totally Ruined
Saying that being an hour-and-a-half late for work was just the nudge they needed to change their eating habits, thousands of Melbourne residents become vegans...
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Morrison Delays Calling Election, To Give His Team Another Chance To Fuck It Up
Without a single scandal since Tuesday’s federal budget, Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he needs to give his government more time to implode again before...
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Low-Income Australians To Receive One-Off Lump Of Coal, To Help Offset Threat Of Renewables
Over 4 million Australians are set to receive a one-off hand-out of coal, as part of a special budget-night sweetener to help offset the threat...
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Europe Votes To Leave EU, Just To Fuck With Britain
Tired with the constant fucking around, the rest of Europe has decided to make Britain’s decision for it, voting to break away from the European...
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Eddie McGuire Dusts Off Heartfelt Apology He Gave Last Month
Changing the words ‘last Sunday’ to ‘last Friday’ and ‘women’ to ‘people with disabilities’, media personality Eddie McGuire has given his apology template a nip and...
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Only 80% Of Australians Are Wellness Bloggers, New Jobs Figures Show
Surprising new employment figures released today have revealed that only four in five Australians have a wellness blog or app.
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Man Has A Few Beers, Accidentally Goes To America To Ask NRA For $20 Million
Sporting a sore head, but otherwise in good spirits, Sydney man Robbie Longman says he accidentally hopped on a plane and lobbied America’s most influential...
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Claims Pauline Hanson Read Book About Port Arthur Massacre Dismissed As ‘Ridiculous’
Pauline Hanson’s claims that she once read a book about the Port Arthur massacre have been described as nothing more than a wild conspiracy theory...
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Mueller Report: Americans Shocked To Learn They Elected Racist, Sexist, Psychopath All By Themselves
Following the release of the Mueller report which found no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, Americans are slowly coming to terms...
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