All posts tagged "satire"
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Voting For An Independent In Wentworth Will Lead To Instability, Says Nation’s Fifth Prime Minister Since 2013
A vote for an independent is a vote for unpredictability, Australia’s temporary Prime Minister told voters in Wentworth today.
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Government Accidentally Reintroduces White Australia Policy
In what is turning out to be a farcical week for the Government, the Coalition has accidentally reintroduced the White Australia policy, following an administrative...
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The 2018 Shovel Annual Is Here
It was the year that our Deputy Prime Minister confessed he’d been drunk for the past 18 months, our biggest bank admitted it was collecting...
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Last 5 Years Of Government Was An Administrative Error, Cormann Confirms
The Coalition’s leader in the Senate, Mathias Cornmann has blamed an administrative error as the reason for the past five years of government.
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“We Broke Royal Baby News Six Months Ago” Woman’s Day Reminds Readers
A frustrated editor of tabloid magazine Woman’s Day has reminded readers that her journalists first broke the story of Harry and Meghan’s pregnancy back in...
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“It’s Ok To Be White” White Person Tells Other White People In Parliament Run By White People
A leader of a political party has told her parliamentary colleagues to imagine the sort of influence white people could have if they weren’t held...
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Woman Pregnant
A woman is expecting a child, it has been revealed.
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Morrison Unveils New Fast Train Service
The Morrison Government today unveiled plans for the nation’s first fast train service, which will revolutionise train travel in Australia, according to the Prime Minister.
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Discrimination Is What Jesus Was All About, Morrison Says
Defending the right of Christian schools to discriminate against students and teachers, Scott Morrison said it was entirely appropriate because, when you think about it,...
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Alan Jones Calls On John Williamson To Change ‘True Blue’ To ‘Winnie Blue’
In a fiery exchange on radio this morning, broadcaster Alan Jones demanded to know why singing legend John Williamson would not cede to his demands...
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UFC Championship Bout Marred By Violence
The much anticipated UFC Championship showdown between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Conor McGregor degenerated into an ugly fight on Saturday night after their brutal bout saw...
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Sydney Opera House To Become ‘Crown Bet Arena’
Sydney’s iconic opera house will become known as Crown Bet Arena from January, in a five-year deal said to be worth millions.
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The War on 2018 – Live Tour
With Trump as president, the Korean peninsula on the brink of nuclear war, Syria in chaos and a poo jogger loose on the streets of...
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New ABC Comedy Series To Be Just Footage Of ABC Board Meetings
The ABC has announced a new slapstick comedy series that will just be a 60 minute feed of its monthly board meetings.
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Enquiry Takes 9 Months To Find Banks Motivated By Greed
A Royal Commission has taken 289 days, 9,000 submissions, 27 witness statements and two thousand hours of evidence to come to the conclusion that banks...
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