All posts tagged "satire"
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BREAKING: Russia Cleared To Compete In 2020 US Elections
Defending champions Russia will be allowed to take part in next year’s presidential election as normal, it has been confirmed.
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Australian Movies Must Now Include At Least One Road In A Lead Role, After Arts Department Dissolved Into Department For Infrastructure & Transport
All Australian movies will need to include at least one road or other major infrastructure project in a lead role, following the Government’s decision to...
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Angus Taylor Says He Knows For Certain Naomi Wolf Was At Oxford In 1991 Because He Had A Medical Condition Which Meant He Couldn’t Sweat
Embattled energy minister Angus Taylor says he knows for certain writer Naomi Wolf was at Oxford in 1991 because he suffered from a rare condition...
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Racist Young Liberals To Be Disciplined With Two Terms In Senate
The Coalition has responded swiftly to a racist video filmed by Young Liberals during Gold Coast schoolies celebrations, saying those responsible will spend at least...
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Rural MP George Christensen Says He Went To A Manila Strip Club 28 Times To Help Break The Drought
National’s MP George Christensen has defended his right to spend as many as 300 days at a strip club in Manila, claiming it was the...
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Nation Rushes To Get Counselling After Imagining George Christensen In A Strip Club
Millions of Australians have asked for psychological assistance after being presented with the mental image of the member for Dawson getting a lap dance at...
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Under 9’s Fast Bowler Shortens Run-Up To Just 140 Metres
Eight year-old express bowler Jai Matthews has confirmed his next delivery will be off a short run of just 140 metres.
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Westpac Asks If It’s Ok To Pay Fine With Briefcase Of Unmarked Bills
Outgoing Westpac chief Brian Hartzer has asked regulators if it would be ok to settle their impending fine for money laundering with a half dozen...
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Prince Andrew Says Photo Of Him With Hand Around 17 Year-Old Is Doctored “I Actually Didn’t Have Hands At The Time”
Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying it can’t be him because...
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Little Girl Ready For Frozen 2, After Quick 46,262nd Rewatch Of Frozen 1
Six year old Chloe Hampstead has taken the opportunity to re-familiarise herself with the characters and plot of the original Frozen film for the 46,262nd...
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Bushfires Continue, As Thoughts And Prayers Of Quiet Australians Go Unheard
Unprecedented bushfires continue to ravage large parts of Australia after God has appeared to have not heard the thoughts and prayers of millions of Quiet...
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Marie Kondo Says She Launched Online Store To Allow People To Declutter Their Bank Accounts
Decluttering queen Marie Kondo had defended her decision to open a new online homewares store, saying she wanted to provide a simple way for people...
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John Howard Gives Prince Andrew Advice On How To Provide Support To Paedophiles
John Howard has come to the aid of Prince Andrew, with the former PM saying he has plenty of experience in publicly backing convicted sex...
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