All posts tagged "satire"
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Sign Language Interpreter For Trump’s UN Speech Just Using Middle Fingers
Experienced United Nations sign language interpreter Julia Marizo said her translation of Donald Trump’s speech involved nothing but waiving her middle fingers in the air...
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“I Will Reduce Crime In Victoria,” Matthew Guy Tells The Shovel In Exclusive Interview That Cost Us $10,000
Victorian Opposition Leader Matthew Guy is the man to put an end to Melbourne’s rising crime rates, according to the man himself during an interview...
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Turnbull Backs Yes Campaign, Just Wishes He Was In A Position To Do More
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown his support behind the ‘yes’ campaign in the upcoming same-sex marriage survey, but says it is just a pity...
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Barnaby Joyce Calls For Removal Of ‘Biased’ Rainbows From Sky Until Plebiscite Concludes
Saying they should ‘get out of his face’, Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has called for a total ban on rainbows, at least until the same...
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New iPhone 8 Battery Life Expanded To Accommodate Centrelink’s Average Hold Time
In a nod to its Australian customers, tech giant Apple has unveiled a new iPhone with a beefed up fourteen-hour battery life – long enough...
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Revealed: How Tightarse Turnbull Used A Fake Baby To Smuggle Grog Into The SCG
The image of the Prime Minister cuddling a baby and drinking a beer at the SCG actually exposes an elaborate ruse to smuggle hard liquor...
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“I Like Babies, But I Wouldn’t Eat A Whole One,” Turnbull Reassures Outraged Public
Malcolm Turnbull has moved to reassure Australians that he didn’t eat the whole baby, after a backlash to an image he released on social media...
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Trump Vows To Protect The US From All Foreign Undocumented Hurricanes
With the impending threat of Hurricane Irma in the Caribbean, US President Donald Trump has taken a tough stance against tropical storms travelling from south...
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Same Sex Marriage: ABS All Set For 2016 Census
The Australian Bureau of Statistics is ready and raring to go for the 2016 Census, the organisation confirmed in a statement today.
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“I Am Being Silenced” Dick Smith Says In Interview With National Media Network
Dick Smith’s voice isn’t being heard, millions of Australians were told today.
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Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Third Child
In a decision that many are labelling irresponsible, a Kensington couple who only two years ago had their second child, is to have another, despite...
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Trump Orders Testing Of New, More Powerful 280 Character Tweet, As North Korea Crisis Escalates
Donald Trump has asked US scientists to begin development of a longer, more potent Tweet apparatus, upping the ante in an increasingly tense arms race...
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Outrage! North Korea Drops Nuclear Test Just DAYS After Taylor’s Single
In a twist no one saw coming, North Korea has thrown serious shade at T-Swift by releasing their nuclear test in the same week as...
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Abbott’s Salary To Be Paid On Cashless Welfare Card, To Stop Him Drinking At Work
The Government will push ahead with a plan to pay a portion of Tony Abbott’s salary on a new cashless debit card, in an attempt...
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Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Men Wearing Dresses, Church Fears
Legalising same sex marriage is a slippery slope towards men wearing long flowing dresses and jewellery, an advertisement funded by Christian groups has warned.
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