All posts tagged "satire"
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Hanson Shocks Senate By Arriving As Morally Considerate, Law-Abiding Woman
Pauline Hanson caused waves in the Senate again today by arriving in Question Time dressed up as a law abiding practicing Muslim.
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56 Year-Old Little Girl Desperate For Attention
A little Queensland girl was today excitedly asking people to look at her while she tried out a new trick.
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Changing Australia Day “An Insult To All Dual Citizens”, Politicians Say
Members of the House and Senate have joined Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull in condemning the Yarra City Council’s decision to scrap Australia Day celebrations, saying...
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Earth Named Universe’s Most Liveable Planet For 2 Billionth Year Running
Earth has been named the most liveable planet in the universe for the 2 billionth year in a row.
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North Korea Conflict: World Leaders Wary Of Negotiating With Crazy, Unpredictable Despot, And Kim Jong-Un
As tensions between the US and North Korea heighten, world leaders say it would be wise to tread carefully when dealing with the notoriously erratic...
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Turnbull Rushes To Verify Cayman Islands Citizenship Status
As more and more members of Parliament fall foul of section 44 of the constitution, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has made frantic enquiries to the...
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Evidence Mounts Of New Zealand Interference In Australian Election
The kiwis might be f*cking with us, it has been revealed.
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Jacqui Lambie May Be Dual Citizen Of Tasmania, Office Reveals
The office of Independent senator Jacqui Lambie was in crisis this afternoon, after the 46 year-old conceded she may hold dual citizenship with Tasmania. The...
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North Korea Threatens To Completely Photoshop America Off The Map
North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un says he could have the US wiped out with just the click of a mouse and a few retouching...
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Mia Freedman Sits Down To Write Daily Article And Apology
Saying a regular routine was the key to a successful writing career, Mamamia founder Mia Freedman sat down this morning to punch out her daily...
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Hackers Demand The Immediate Destruction Of All Future Episodes Of The Bachelor
Less than 24 hours after hackers released to the public scripts of future Game of Thrones episodes, an anonymous group of hackers has demanded the...
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Postal Plebiscite: “What’s ‘The Post’?” Young People Ask
The Federal Government has announced plans to spend $122 million on a same-sex marriage postal plebiscite, with at least $115 million of those funds to...
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Direct Correlation Between Shitness Of Ringtone And Time Taken To Find Phone In Handbag, Research Confirms
The more infantile a person’s ringtone, the longer it will take them to realise the phone is theirs, search through their handbag, undo five different...
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Government Calls Emergency Meeting To Resolve Best Way Of Doing Nothing
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull called together his party for crisis talks this evening, to consider the different options available for doing sweet f*ck all.
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Growing Global Inequality Driven By 7.52 Billion People Not Being Billionaires, Experts Say
The growing problem of global inequality could be solved overnight if 7.52 billion people did the right thing and came billionaires, a new study suggests.
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