All posts tagged "satire"
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Autistic Kids Fear Stupid Senators Holding Normal Senators Back
Dickhead senators should be separated from their peers for the good of everyone else, autistic children say.
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New Uber App Displays All Sexual Harassment Cases Currently In Uber HQ
Tech giant Uber has launched an innovative new app that alerts users to hundreds of live harassment cases within a 20-yard radius of its Californian...
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Turnbull’s Self Approval Rating Steady At 100%
Polling released today shows that the Prime Minister’s opinion of himself hasn’t changed over the past month.
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Thermomix: “Users Burnt. But Perfectly Seasoned” Company Claims
The Australian distributor of the high-end cooking appliance Thermomix says the allegation that many users have been badly burnt is true, but that the flavour...
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New Hipster Bar Now Selling Jam In Schooner Glass
A local pub in Bondi has started selling organic, fair trade raspberry jam in schooner glasses, after realising they were throwing away 40 tonnes of...
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Trump Learns Of Turnbull Impersonation, Cuts All Ties With Austria
Donald Trump is said to be furious about Malcolm Turnbull’s impersonation of him at the Mid Winter Ball, and has cut off all diplomatic ties...
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Bipartisan Support – Chinese Agree To Fund Federal ICAC
Concerns about the potential cost of running a federal anti corruption commission were quelled today, after Chinese business and government leaders agreed to fund the...
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Fox News Drops ‘Fair And Balanced’ Slogan, Finally Freeing It Up To Deliver Biased Content
America’s Fox News has announced it will no longer use its famous ‘Fair and Balanced’ slogan, opening the way for the network to finally put...
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Masked British Election Candidate Actually Kevin Rudd, Sources Say
Kevin Rudd has attempted to enter UK politics disguised as Lord Buckethead, it has been revealed.
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Criminal Activity Higher Among Those Born With Pixelated Faces, Study Finds
Children born with pixelated faces are up to seven times more likely to rob a bank or be part of a real estate scam in...
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“Isn’t It About Time We Had A ‘Wonder Man’ Movie?” Men Demand
Following the success of the new Wonder Woman movie, male moviegoers are asking how long it will be before there’s a superhero movie targeted at them.
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Dustin Hoffman Reveals: ‘I Got Vaccinated So I Could Properly Portray The Autistic Side Of Rain Man’
Dustin Hoffman has never been one to do things by halves. For the 1982 movie Tootsie, Hoffman wore woman’s clothes for 6 months to prepare...
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Melbourne’s Coldest Morning Of The Year; 18 Queenslanders Found Dead
Melbourne woke up to a chilly 4 degrees this morning, the coldest of the year so far. Eighteen former Queenslanders died.
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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Tissue In Your Washing This Morning
ISIS has released a statement saying it is behind the tissue which became dispersed through an entire load of washing this morning, just hours after...
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Hanson Calls For ABC Funding To Be Cut By 150%
Controversial One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has demanded funding for the national broadcaster be cut by at least 150-200%, in a fiery Senate enquiry hearing...
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