All posts tagged "satire"
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Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly Veiled Racism
Both sides of Government have labelled Fraser Anning’s maiden speech ‘appallingly racist’, saying it was incumbent on all politicians to at least give the impression...
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Turnbull Guarantees Power Bills Will Fall $550 By 2014
Malcolm Turnbull says Australians can expect their electricity bills drop dramatically over the past four years.
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The Shovel & The Chaser Are Coming To Brisbane!
After sold-out performances in Sydney and Melbourne, we’re excited to be bringing ‘The War on History’ live show to the Powerhouse in Brisbane. Starring The Shovel’s...
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Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy
Reminding customers that his new tell-all book is available in all good bookstores, former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce made a desperate plea for privacy today,...
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Threat Of African Gangs Has Halved Since By-Elections, Analysis Shows
African gangs are no longer a threat in Melbourne, with analysis showing activity has dropped off markedly since the ‘super Saturday’ by-elections in late July.
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Eric Abetz Hospitalised After Scott Morrison Says ‘Tampon’
Tasmanian senator Eric Abetz spent the weekend in intensive care after Treasurer Scott Morrison’s use of the word ‘tampon’ caused a minor cardiac arrest.
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Apple Becomes First Irish Company To Hit $1 Trillion Valuation
A computer business that began life in the garage of Steve Jobs’ childhood home in Dublin has become the first company to be valued at...
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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean
Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant Coles today launched a new...
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Sickly, Fading Plastic Shopping Bag Told It Only Has 10,000 Years To Live
Feeling broken and past its prime, a supermarket shopping bag was today given just 10,000 years to live.
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New 3/4 Diet Requires You To Speak About Diet 3/4 Of The Time
A revolutionary new diet which requires devotees to speak about the diet to friends and family three out of every four minutes, has been labeled...
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The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation
Online news organisation The Shovel will merge with satirical news broadcaster Sky News to create the country’s largest satirical news organisation. The new company will...
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Explosive New Tape Reveals One Time Trump Didn’t Pay For Sex
A new secret recording has emerged revealing a conversation between US President Donald Trump and an unnamed woman, in which Trump appears to get laid...
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Australian Values Test: New Migrants To Be Tested On How Much They Hate New Migrants
Saying it was important for maintaining social cohesion and a ‘common set of values’, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull today floated the idea of a values...
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Health Minister Assures Local Man That The My Health Record System Is Secure, And Wishes Him Well For His Upcoming Genital Herpes Treatment
Health Minister Greg Hunt has assured a local voter in Sydney that the new My Health system is totally secure, and said he hoped the...
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