All posts tagged "satire"
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NBN Still On Track For 2016 Completion, Government Says
Australia’s fast broadband network will be available to all homes by three years ago, Scott Morrison confirmed today.
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Israel Folau Forced To Use Innovative New Service ‘GoFundYourself’
Funding for the legal action Israel Folau himself initiated, to defend the bigoted statement he himself chose to post, has been thrown a lifeline, after...
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Trump Offers Thoughts And Prayers To Family Of Downed Drone
President Trump says his thoughts and prayers are with the relatives of the US drone that was shot down in Iran on Friday, tweeting his...
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Israel Folau Follows In Jesus’ Footsteps By Bankrolling Legal Defense With GoFundMe Page
Quoting the part of Luke’s gospel where Jesus crowdfunded his legal costs to fight the Romans, former Wallabies player Israel Folau today said his GoFundMe...
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Belle Gibson Says She Rejects Mainstream Methods For Paying Fines, And Will Overcome Her Fine Through Natural Remedies And Self Reflection
Wellness blogger Belle Gibson has told a court that she doesn’t believe in conventional approaches to court-ordered fines and prefers a more natural, less invasive...
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AFL Says Odds Of Another Player Betting On Game Now Out To $10.80!
The AFL says the tough penalty it imposed on Collingwood player Jaidyn Stephenson for betting on a game has had an immediate impact, pushing the...
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Apple To Remove Headphone Jack, Screen From Upcoming iPhone
Tech giant Apple has made the brave decision to remove all physical componentry from its upcoming iPhone 11, saying it will redefine the way we...
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Australians Who Have Had A Go Will Receive Their Go In The Mail By Next Month, Government Reassures Impatient Public
Scott Morrison says the government will ‘absolutely’ deliver its flagship policy from last month’s election campaign, assuring any Australian who has had a go will...
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Taxi Industry Responds To Uber Air, Promising More Expensive, Slightly Dirtier Version Within Months
Australia’s taxi industry has responded to the impending arrival of ‘aerial rideshare’ service Uber Air, saying it will launch a pricier, dirtier and less convenient...
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AFP Raids The Shovel Headquarters To Find Out Who Leaked Nude Pics Of Peter Dutton
In an alarming development in the recent media raids, The Australian Federal Police entered The Shovel’s Melbourne headquarters last night, demanding to know how the...
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AFP Raids ‘A Current Affair’ Offices To Uncover The 5 Secret Bill-Saving Tips Your Electricity Provider Doesn’t Want You To Know
Following raids on News Corporation and the ABC, the Australian Federal Police stepped up its operations over the weekend, entering Channel 9 headquarters and demanding...
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Apple Scraps iTunes To Focus On Exciting New Ways To Lose Your Music
Tech giant Apple says it will phase out iTunes and replace it with three innovative new ways to totally fuck with your music collection.
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Link Between Large Headphones And Nagging Sense Of Superiority, Research Finds
People who wear oversized headphones have a far better taste in music than you, it has been revealed.
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May Resigns To Allow Britain To Fuck Up Brexit A Different Way
British Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she will stand down from her role to give other people a chance to totally destroy the...
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Morrison Kicks Off New Government By Promising Every Australian An Extra 10 Fair Dinkums Next Financial Year
Building on his promise from the election campaign, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that every Australian taxpayer will get an additional ten Fair Dinkums...
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