All posts tagged "satire"
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Jacinda Ardern Becomes First Prime Minister With Children Since Last Prime Minister
Jacinda Ardern has again broken new ground in New Zealand politics, becoming the first Prime Minister to balance the dual roles of parent and PM...
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Peter Dutton Named New ABC News Anchor
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton’s portfolio has again been extended – he will now host ABC’s seven o’clock bulletin, in a move designed to ensure...
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Soccer Actually Just That Slow, Optus Confirms
As complaints of dodgy World Cup coverage continued – despite the problem now being fixed – Optus was forced to explain to Australian viewers that...
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France’s Hernandez Cleared To Play Next Game Despite Sustaining 11 Separate Concussions
In what has been described as a miracle recovery, France’s Lucas Hernandez will line up against Peru next week despite suffering from 11 concussions and...
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Man Buries Himself Under Road For 3 Days In Stunningly Realistic Portrayal Of Life In Hobart
Artist Mike Parr has been buried in a small container underneath a road in Hobart, in a moving depiction of what it’s like to live...
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New One Nation Induction Booklet Now Comes With Handy Resignation Form
Incoming One Nation Senators will pre-fill out their resignation letter as part of the on-boarding process, it has been revealed.
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‘Western Culture Is Superior’, Tony Abbott Says, As Poo Jogger Puts Finishing Touches To 32nd Public Dump
In a busy news day yesterday, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott said Western culture was better than other cultures, and Brisbane executive Andrew Douglas Macintosh...
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Amazing! Our Quiz Can Guess Which City You Grew Up In With Just 1 Question
Adelaide? London? Sydney? Newcastle? We reckon we can guess what city you grew up in with just one question. Go on, try us!
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Barnaby Joyce Furious As Intrusive Journalists Come Right Into His Living Room!
Saying enough was enough, Barnaby Joyce has again called for journalists to respect his privacy, after he arrived home last night to find a camera...
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Vacuous, Attention-Seeking Reality TV Star Meets With Kim Kardashian
A narcissistic social media star who is famous merely for being famous has met with Kim Kardashian at the White House.
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“It Was Vikki’s Idea For Me To Lose All Sense Of Responsibility”: Joyce
Barnaby Joyce has told journalists that it was actually his new partner – Vikki Campion – who had the idea for him not to take...
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The New French Citizenship Test Looks Tough
Experts have described France’s new citizenship test as amongst the most difficult in the world, after a new baby-rescuing challenge was added to the examination.
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Barnaby Joyce, Vikki Campion To Use $150k Interview Money To Pay For Their Son’s Therapy When He’s Older
Barnaby Joyce and his new partner Vikki Campion have sold the story of their relationship to the Seven Network for $150,000, saying they would put...
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Barnaby Joyce To Charge For Answering Questions In Parliament
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce won’t be providing an answer in Question Time for under 10k, it has emerged.
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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Has A New Privacy Policy For You To Delete
A company you vaguely remember signing up to in 2006 has spent the last three weeks developing a new privacy policy for you to immediately...
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