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Brandis Reassures Australians: Data Retention Laws Only For People Using World Wide Web
The Government’s new data retention laws will only apply to those young folk using the Information Superhighway, Attorney-General George Brandis
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Work For Dole: Unemployed To Spend 25 Hours A Week Helping Companies Sift Through Job Applications
Asking unemployed Australians to “apply for a job of a morning, and sort through a pile of poorly-thought out, templated
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Work For Dole: Jobless To Spend 25 Hours A Week Building New Bookshelf For George Brandis
Australians who receive unemployment benefits will be required to work up to 25 hours each week on the construction of
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Vic Opposition Leader Daniel Andrew’s Integrity Handed In To Lost Property
The integrity of Victorian Labor leader Daniel Andrews was handed in to a lost property box at Parliament House this
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Fence To Be Built Between Australia And Indonesia
Work will begin next month on a 3,000 km fence stretching from Christmas Island to Cape York Peninsula, following the
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Government Looking For New Big Scary Thing
Cabinet will meet tomorrow to discuss available options for a new large scary thing, after the Great Big Scary Tax
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Government Marks 200 Days Without Reporting On The Arrival Of A Boat
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today said his government had successfully “stopped the reporting of boats,” marking 200 days since
Greg Hunt Trying To Turn Off Little Voice In Head Saying “You’re Better Than This”
Forcing a smile and telling himself that this is what he always wanted, Environment Minister Greg Hunt was this morning
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Operation Sovereign Borders Now Just A Giant Photo Of Scott Morrison
Australia’s border patrol fleet has been replaced with a single picture of Scott Morrison, hanging in the middle of the
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Nation Surprised To Discover Opposition Leader
Australia has an Opposition Leader, it has emerged. The man, who functions in much the same way as other humans,
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Australians Trying To Work Out Which Government Policy Is An April Fools Gag
One of the Abbott Government’s policies is an April Fools hoax, but they won’t say which one
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REVEALED: Nando’s behind prank to steal Scott Morrison’s compassion
The mystery behind Immigration Minister Scott Morrison’s missing compassion was solved today when fast food chain Nando’s claimed they had
Abandoned Toyota Plant To Be Used To Manufacture Bookshelves For George Brandis
“When some businesses close, other businesses open. While some jobs end, others start”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s consoling words to
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Workers Looking Forward To Not Listening To What Colleagues Did For Christmas
Office workers around the country can’t wait to switch right off when their colleagues tell them all about how they
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Gina Rinehart Reassures Joe Hockey: “I Inherited A $47 Billion Hole Too, And Everything Turned Out Ok”
Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has offered Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey her support after the Coalition today announced it had inherited