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Tough Choice For One Nation Supporters, After Muslim Vaccination Linked To Autism
Supporters of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party will be faced with the heart wrenching decision of whether or not to vaccinate their children against catching...
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People Pursued By Centrelink Advised To Become Multi-National Companies
Becoming a large international corporation is the simplest way to avoid paying the money you owe the Government, it has been revealed.
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Scientists Yet To Provide Conclusive Link Between One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts And Reality
97% of the world’s scientists say they are yet to find proof that One Nation’s new Senator Malcolm Roberts lives in the real world.
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Man Prepared To Say Whatever China Wants About South China Sea If They’ll Pay His Credit Card Bill
Melbourne man Rob Nailsworth says he has a very open mind about the South China Sea and a niggling MasterCard debt that could do with...
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“I’ll Tell You When I’m Being Sexist,” Steve Price Informs Women
Reminding women not to talk over him when he’s interrupting them, radio broadcaster Steve Price today made it clear that he will be the one who...
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Jarryd Hayne To Take Nick Kyrgios’s Spot And Pursue Dream Of Playing Olympic Tennis
Former NRL, NFL and Fijian 7s star Jarryd Hayne has jumped at the opportunity to fill Nick Kyrgios’s spot on the Australian Olympic tennis team,...
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BREAKING: Fairfax, News Corp Announce Sweeping Cuts To Jarryd Hayne Divisions
Up to 100 journalists are out of work today after the country’s major news outlets announced they would be closing their Jarryd Hayne divisions.
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Date For Mid-Term Leadership Coup Confirmed For Late 2017
Uncertainty about the exact date of the next mid-cycle Prime Ministerial knifing has been laid to rest, with the overthrow now locked in for September...
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‘The Time For Playing Games Is Over’ Turnbull Says, Asking Crowd To Pick A Card, Any Card
Today Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull paved the way for a double dissolution election. Here is the transcript of his speech.
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We Rely Too Much On Government, Says Man Reliant On Government
A man who says government should be drastically cut back and its institutions sold off, has agreed to be paid a six-figure salary by the...
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Motoring Enthusiast Party Concerned Abolition Of Negative Gearing Could Make Parallel Parking Too Difficult
The Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party has called for compulsory negative gearing in all vehicles, saying Labor’s proposed abolition of the law could lead to unnecessary...
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Negative Gearing Is For The Average Everyday Battler With Multiple Houses, Morrison Says
Treasurer Scott Morrison has hit back at claims negative gearing is only for well-off people who own multiple houses, saying it is also for poor people...
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Help Us Raise Funds To Buy George Pell A Heart
Most of us take our heart for granted. But for those born without one, like Cardinal George Pell, life can be a daily struggle.
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Channel Ten To Introduce Bikini-Clad Commentators For Big Bash Final Series
The entertainment level is set to go up a notch for cricket’s Big Bash finals games, with the competition’s broadcaster today confirming its female commentators...
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Unclear If Star Wars Toy For 42 Year-Old Man Or 4 Year-Old Son
There was confusion in the Walsh household today after a The Force Awakens Figurine Playset was wrapped under the Christmas tree without a name tag.
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