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Reality TV Now Just A Recap Of What’s Coming Up
Reality TV is now just a series of segments summarising a previous section that told you what was coming up
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Unsighted For Months, Bill Shorten Reveals Brand New Look
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten wowed crowds in Canberra today, stepping out with a brand new look, almost a year after
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Government To Commemorate Gough Whitlam By Making Tertiary Education Free-For-All
The Coalition Government today announced plans to honour the life of former Prime Minister Gough Whitlam with a range of
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Scotland And England Having The Best Make Up Sex Ever
Scotland and England have not stopped bonking since nine o’clock this morning
Iraq War Remake To Feature Similar Storyline, Better Special Effects
Washington Studios has announced plans to dust off perennial favourite ‘Iraq War’ for a 2014 remake that it says will
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Ice Bucket Challenge To Finish On Sunday
Humans will pour water over their head for four more days, then get back to regular life and wonder what
Children Threat Under Control, Says Israel
Scores of Palestinian children will no longer pose a threat to the security of Israel, intelligence personnel have confirmed
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Prince George’s First Steps Better Than Your Baby’s First Steps
Prince George’s first steps were superior in every way to your firstborn’s lame attempt at unaided movement, it has been
Friends Spend All Night Perfecting Selfie, As Memento Of Amazing Night
Saying “One more, one more!” a group of Sydney friends spent Saturday night getting that perfect shot, so they could
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Operation Sovereign Borders Now Just A Giant Photo Of Scott Morrison
Australia’s border patrol fleet has been replaced with a single picture of Scott Morrison, hanging in the middle of the
Australia, Canada To Withdraw From Climate Change
Australia will lead a coalition of countries, including Canada and potentially India, that will pull out of climate change as
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Dogs To Be Treated As Children
Dogs are to be treated as if they were toddlers it has emerged
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Man Who Just Wants One Minute Of Your Time Also Wants Your Credit Card Details, Email Address And A 12 Month Financial Commitment
A nice-looking man who simply wants a quick thirty-second chat, actually also wants the best part of $600 from you
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Russian Eurovision Entrant Annexes Best Parts Of Ukraine’s Song
Saying it was the best outcome for everyone, Russia’s Eurovision act today took the chorus and large swathes of the
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42 Year-Old Man Still Living With His Mum To Spend Today Courageously Berating People Online
Using the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield will log on to his computer this morning to bravely