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Racists Forced To Buy Southern Cross Singlets From Myer
Australia’s racists will be forced to look further afield for their paraphernalia, after they were left with no choice but
Australia Throws In Tony Abbott As Part Of Last Minute Free Trade Sweetener
Australia will provide more butter and cheese to Japan, and sugar and Tony Abbott to the USA under terms agreed
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Government Under Turnbull Reduced To 300-Word Slogans, Abbott Claims
Tony Abbott has attacked Malcolm Turnbull for leading a government that he claims amounts to nothing more than a series
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Virgin Airlines Draws Massive Middle Finger To Perth Football Fans
Virgin took to the skies over the weekend to fly around Western Australia in the shape of a giant middle
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U.S. News Bulletin To Now Give Overview Of The Day’s News, Sport, Mass Shootings And Weather
TV news bulletins will now give Americans an overview of the day’s top mass murders, along with the regular sport,
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US Pro-Life Campaigner Claims Tour Not Aborted: “I Pulled Out Early”
Controversial anti-abortion crusader Troy Newman has refuted claims his Australian speaking tour has been terminated, saying instead he did the
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New Zealand PM Detained During Talks On Australian Detention Centres
New Zealand Prime Minister John Key is being held in an Australian detention facility tonight after he raised concerns about
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Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but
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Today Best Day Ever Since Yesterday, Dog Confirms
Today is the most amazing day in the world ever, local dog Rufus has reported. It comes after yesterday and
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Halal Linked To Terrorism By Complex Series Of Imaginary Connections In Cory Bernardi’s Head, Enquiry Finds
Money raised from halal certification passes through a network of intricate pathways in South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi’s brain, before
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Volkswagens Pre-Fitted With Pretentious Wankers, Company Admits
There was further strife today for Volkswagen after the carmaker admitted its range of Polos have been pre-installed with pretentious wankers
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Scott Morrison To Turn Back Any Bad Economic News Found Trying To Enter Australia
Any unwanted economic indicators trying to reach Australian shores will be locked up on a small island and never spoken
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Ray Hadley Asks Malcolm Turnbull To Swear On Copy Of ‘Prestige Homes Of Point Piper’
In a heated interview this afternoon, controversial 2GB radio host Ray Hadley grilled new PM Malcolm Turnbull about how he
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Australia’s GDP Growth Rate Rises To We’ve Stopped The Boats
Australia’s economy looks set to continue its strong growth, with key economic indicators showing no boats arrived in the last
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Dubai To Build World’s Largest Fuck You To Refugees
The rich gulf city of Dubai is once again set to dazzle the world, this time with a giant 880