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Guns Should Be Allowed To Vote, Says America’s NRA
America’s National Rifle Association (NRA) says giving the country’s 300 million firearms the right to vote in national elections is
Jenny Macklin satire
Budget Back In Surplus As Jenny Macklin Takes Massive Pay Cut
Families Minister Jenny Macklin’s generous offer to cut her pay from $6,321 a week to just $246 a week has
Tony Abbott satire
Abbott’s Attitude Towards Women ‘A Technical Glitch’ Liberal Party Claims
The Liberal Party says the out-dated attitudes of its leader towards women are nothing more than a technical glitch. The
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Labor excises entire population from electoral roll
A day after announcing plans to remove the entire country from its own migration zone, the Labor Government has excised
New Yorkers stockpile food, water as fears of a Romney victory grow
Supermarkets shelves were stripped and gas stations sucked dry today as thousands of New Yorkers prepared for the worst. With
John Howard political satire
John Howard says claims that Asia is our closest neighbour are exaggerated
Former Prime Minister John Howard believes the attention given to Asia in a recent White Paper is misguided, saying that
Julia Gillard satire
Gillard outsmarts Abbott by having a baby
Prime Minister Julia Gillard gave birth to a baby girl this morning in a decisive move designed to put an
Kevin Rudd satire
Julia Gillard now almost as popular as Kevin Rudd’s cat
New polls released today show increasing support for Julia Gillard, with her rating as preferred Prime Minister fast approaching the
Julia Gillard satire
Gillard: “D’oh! My mojo was in my pocket the whole time!!”
Prime Minister Julia Gillard has confessed her embarrassment at finding her mojo in her jacket pocket yesterday, after searching the
Christopher Pyne satire
BREAKING: Even Christopher Pyne Finds Christopher Pyne Annoying
The only person in Australia who supposedly did not find Liberal MP Christopher Pyne annoying – Christopher Pyne himself –
Tony Abbott satire
Sensitive Tony Abbott’s about-turn on asylum seeker policy: “Hugs not Tugs”
Australia’s caring-and-sensitive Opposition Leader – who we now know prefers Downton Abbey to the footy and cries when watching The
Julia Gillard satire
Safety helmets to be made compulsory for all media conferences
Legislation passed Parliament today making it mandatory for anyone – not just politicians – to wear a safety helmet during
Tony Abbott satire
Tony Abbott concedes: “I haven’t read anything since 1972”
Last Wednesday Tony Abbott admitted on the ABC’s 7:30 program that he hadn’t read BHP’s statement about plans for the
Malcolm Turnbull
Mayhem Predicted As Political Media Advisers Threaten To Go On Strike
Media advisers working for both Labor and Coalition politicians may go on strike from as early as this Friday after
Melbourne earthquake
Gillard to visit Victorian earthquake zone
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has cut short her meeting with world leaders at the G20 Summit in Mexico to