Follow The Shovel

CLOSE

Posts Tagged ‘political satire’

Government’s Budget Problems To Be Covered With Giant Burqa
The GP co-payment, changes to welfare, and a range of other unpopular budget measures will be concealed beneath a fully-enclosed
ASIO To Watch While You Have Sex
An ASIO agent will be discreetly stationed behind a curtain when you have sex tonight, Attorney-General George Brandis revealed today
joe hockey satire
Government Still Trying To Sell Budget (All Reasonable Offers Considered)
2014 Federal Budget, Urgent Sale Up for sale is one Federal Budget. Only 3 months old, low kms
george brandis bookshelf
Brandis Reassures Australians: Data Retention Laws Only For People Using World Wide Web
The Government’s new data retention laws will only apply to those young folk using the Information Superhighway, Attorney-General George Brandis
boat people
Fence To Be Built Between Australia And Indonesia
Work will begin next month on a 3,000 km fence stretching from Christmas Island to Cape York Peninsula, following the
great big scary thing
Government Looking For New Big Scary Thing
Cabinet will meet tomorrow to discuss available options for a new large scary thing, after the Great Big Scary Tax
scott morrison satire
Scott Morrison Invited To Vegas To Perform Boat-Disappearing Trick
Australia’s leading magician Scott Morrison has been offered a headline spot at Las Vegas’s MGM Grand Hotel, after his boat-disappearing
scott morrison operation sovereign borders
Operation Sovereign Borders Now Just A Giant Photo Of Scott Morrison
Australia’s border patrol fleet has been replaced with a single picture of Scott Morrison, hanging in the middle of the
Clive Palmer Al Gore satire
Man Standing Next To Clive Palmer Actually A Replica Of Al Gore
The tall man with the American accent standing next to Clive Palmer this afternoon was a custom-made reproduction of Al
Iraq Conflict: US Looking Forward To Finishing Job They Finished 11 Years Ago
Announcing plans to send combat troops to Iraq, US President Barack Obama said today he was confident US forces would
peppa pig
Peppa Pig Funding Cuts Called Off After Fears Of Massive Tantrum From Electorate
Prime Minister Tony Abbott said Cabinet toyed for about five minutes with the idea of cutting funding from the ABC
barry o farrell back at work
Barry O’Farrell Back To Work Already
Saying he’d certainly remember if he’d resigned as NSW Premier the day before, Barry O’Farrell arrived at his office in
Pyne satire
Tony Abbott Denies His Government Ever Promised To Be Adults
Tony Abbott this morning said that neither he, nor his colleagues, ever claimed to be adults and that any suggestions
Obama satire
Obama To Read All Briefings From Top Secret Sleeping Bag
US President Barack Obama will read all Government briefings from a high-tech goose down sleeping bag, starting next month
Motoring Enthusiast Party satire
Headline Writers ‘Fuming’ Now That Motoring Enthusiast Party Following Palmer
When the Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party announced its alliance with Clive Palmer last week, it wasn’t just a case of