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Migrants Failing To Assimilate, 200-Year-Study Finds
Migrants to Australia have displayed an inability to assimilate with local values and refuse to speak anything but their native
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This Man Applied For A Job In 9.72 Seconds. It’s Unnatural, And It’s Why We Need Welfare Drug-Testing
EDITORIAL: A key component of Scott Morrison’s budget on Tuesday night was a provision for the drug testing of those
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Turnbull Forced To Meet With Trump On Australia/US Relations, After Putin Unavailable
In a sign of Australia’s relative insignificance in the eyes of the US, the White House has sent its administrative
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Housing Crisis: ‘I Only Have Five’ Cormann Says
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann says the Australian MP’s dream of having a double-digit property portfolio is becoming out of reach,
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Deputy PM’s Speech On New Language Test For Migrants Still Awaiting Translation
Barnaby Joyce has given an impassioned defence of the Government’s proposed new English language tests for migrants, an early translation
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New Visa Test To Require Immigrants To Shotgun a VB While Wearing A Bintang Singlet
Tough new visa laws announced this week will require would-be Australians to put away a 375 mil tin of Victoria
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Sad, Lonely Eric Abetz To Spend Another Day Thinking About Other People Having Sex
Saying he had no interests or hobbies, and no other way to spend his time, Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz confirmed
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Michaelia Cash Insists Low Income Workers ARE Often Found In High Income Households. “Take My Cleaning Staff”
Coalition Senator Michaelia Cash has hit back at claims she can’t name any low income workers in high income households,
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Scott Morrison Brings Piece Of Soul Into Question Time
Treasurer Scott Morrison bought a blackened piece of his soul into question time yesterday, in a visual stunt designed to
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Cory Bernardi Already Accusing Cory Bernardi Party Of Not Being Conservative Enough
Just hours after the launch of the Cory Bernardi Party, one of its highest profile members – Cory Bernardi –
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Inquiry Into MP Expenses To Be Held In Port Douglas
An upcoming inquiry into politicians’ entitlements will take place in a gorgeous beachside resort in far-north Queensland, Malcolm Turnbull has
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One Nation Senator Rod Culleton Declared Vacant
Senate President Stephen Parry has ruled that One Nation Senator Rod Culleton is not all there
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Abbott Sustains Back Injury Lifting Parliamentary Entitlements
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has injured his back lifting parliamentary privileges. He forgot to bend his knees
Furious Turnbull Speaks Out: ‘We’re Being Run By Elites!’
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull stormed out of the iron gates of his Point Piper residence on Sydney Harbour this
Thousands Of Australians Come Out As Straight After Eric Abetz’s Moving Appeal
Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has given heterosexual Australians all over the country the courage to tell their friends and family