All posts tagged "parody website"
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Children Born At Start Of Election Campaign Now Old Enough To Vote
Thousands of boys and girls who were born back when Malcolm Turnbull first called the election are now all grown up and able to vote.
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Fears Of Contamination As Science Reintroduced To Australia
The extensive work undertaken by the previous leadership to stamp out science in Australia may have come undone, with reports suggesting the scourge may have...
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A Peaceful Dictator: The Life And Achievements Of Robert Mugabe
In the week that Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe was awarded China’s equivalent of the Nobel Peace Prize – the Confucius Peace Prize – we look...
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Star Wars Releases New Film To Tie In With Merchandise
A new feature length film has been rushed into production to be ready in time for the next instalment of Star Wars merchandise.
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Poll Boost Sees Shorten Firm As Australia’s Preferred Opposition Leader
Labor Leader Bill Shorten has leapt ahead in recent polling, with the majority of Australians backing him as the best person not to be Prime...
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Cayman Islands Like An Offshore Detention Centre For Your Money, Turnbull Says
The Cayman Islands is a bit like Nauru, just with more money and less transparency, the Prime Minister explained today.
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Water On Mars: Australia To Check For Illegal Boats
Australia will send a mission to Mars as soon as possible to check for irregular maritime vessels, following a report from NASA that there may...
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Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but didn’t.
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Boston Bomber Sentenced To Martyrdom
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been sentenced to 100 years of adoration from extremists for the role he played in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombings.
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New Microsoft App Correctly Guesses What Year You Think It Is
A new website released today by tech giant Microsoft can predict what year you think it is, just by analysing a photo of your face.
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Human Life Now Entirely Taken Up With Checking Things
Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad.
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Model In PETA Advertisement Hasn’t Been Shorn In 5 Years
The controversy surrounding an advertisement from animal rights activists PETA, has shifted from whether the fake sheep has been shorn too closely, to whether the...
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Fast & Furious 7 “The Best Fast & Furious Film So Far This Year” Say Critics
Film critics have praised new action drama Fast & Furious 7, with some saying it is the franchise’s best instalment in months.
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Eyebrows Raised After Essendon Supplements Scandal Runs Non-Stop For 2.5 Years
Experts are beginning to question how the supplements scandal surrounding AFL club Essendon has run continuously since February 2013, without stopping once.
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Infants May Not Be Able To Process High Levels Of Bullshit In Pete Evans Diet, Experts Warn
Newborn babies may not be able to properly digest high levels of vitamin A, or the idea that a caveman-era diet is best for them,...
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