All posts tagged "featured"
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Fraser Anning ‘Not The Right Kind Of Racist’, Bob Katter Says
Bob Katter has expelled senator Fraser Anning from the Katter Australia Party, saying he wasn’t the type of racist his party was looking for.
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“I Rarely Think About The Leadership Coup Against Me 1,946 Days Ago,” Rudd Says At Launch Of 600-Page Memoir
Launching the 300,000-word second instalment of his political memoirs, former PM Kevin Rudd said he has hardly given a second thought to the night he...
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Voting For An Independent In Wentworth Will Lead To Instability, Says Nation’s Fifth Prime Minister Since 2013
A vote for an independent is a vote for unpredictability, Australia’s temporary Prime Minister told voters in Wentworth today.
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“We Broke Royal Baby News Six Months Ago” Woman’s Day Reminds Readers
A frustrated editor of tabloid magazine Woman’s Day has reminded readers that her journalists first broke the story of Harry and Meghan’s pregnancy back in...
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Woman Pregnant
A woman is expecting a child, it has been revealed.
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Morrison Unveils New Fast Train Service
The Morrison Government today unveiled plans for the nation’s first fast train service, which will revolutionise train travel in Australia, according to the Prime Minister.
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Discrimination Is What Jesus Was All About, Morrison Says
Defending the right of Christian schools to discriminate against students and teachers, Scott Morrison said it was entirely appropriate because, when you think about it,...
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Sydney Opera House To Become ‘Crown Bet Arena’
Sydney’s iconic opera house will become known as Crown Bet Arena from January, in a five-year deal said to be worth millions.
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New ABC Comedy Series To Be Just Footage Of ABC Board Meetings
The ABC has announced a new slapstick comedy series that will just be a 60 minute feed of its monthly board meetings.
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Enquiry Takes 14 Months To Find Banks Motivated By Greed
A Royal Commission has taken 417 days, 9,000 submissions, 27 witness statements and two thousand hours of evidence to come to the conclusion that banks...
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Baby Makes Historic Appearance At UN General Assembly
In what is a first for the United Nations, a baby has made an appearance at a General Assembly meeting in New York.
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Peter Dutton Says He Has Numbers To Take ABC Leadership
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton claims to have the support required to be elected managing director of the ABC.
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Liberal Party Sets Target For Amount Of Empty Rhetoric About Female MPs
Liberal Leader Scott Morrison says he is open to setting minimum targets for the amount of times the party makes a hollow statement about the...
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Scott Morrison Uses Question Time To Ask ‘WHO’S F*%KIN’ TONIGHT!?’
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has used question time to quiz both sides of parliament on their sexual plans for this evening.
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Nation Surprised To Discover Anyone Even Knows National Anthem
While Pauline Hanson loses her shit over a 9 year-old refusing to stand for the national anthem, the rest of Australia is staggered that there...
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