All posts tagged "featured"
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God Forgets To Send Plague To Destroy Australia
The Almighty Father slept in this morning, missing the opportunity to punish Australia for allowing two people of the same sex to get married.
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Kevin Andrews Announces Plans To Whip Himself Every Time A Gay Couple Gets Married
Liberal MP Kevin Andrews says he will begin a ritual of self flagellation to atone for the sins of gay Australians.
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Innovative New Amazon Service Allows Customers To Send Christmas Gifts Directly To Landfill
Online department store Amazon says it is ‘cutting out the middle man’ by allowing customers to send everything from toys and homewares to trampolines and...
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Jarryd Hayne Signs Lucrative Two-Hour Contract With Parramatta Eels
Sports person Jarryd Hayne has inked an impressive new deal that will see him play with NRL side the Parramatta Eels until at least the end...
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Autism Experts Diagnose Don Burke As ‘A Fuckwit’
Several experts in Asperger’s syndrome and autism have carefully analysed Don Burke’s behaviour and concluded that he is in fact a common arsehole.
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Constitutional Crisis Deepens: Dozens Of MPs To Keep Their Seats
In another cruel twist in the citizenship saga, there were concerns today that some MPs may actually be sole citizens of Australia, and therefore eligible...
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People Outraged That Date Of Music Countdown They Don’t Listen To Has Changed
Angry people around the country who don’t listen to the Hottest 100 on January 26 are furious that they’ll now not listen to it on...
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See The Shovel & The Chaser Live In Melbourne & Sydney – Extra Shows Added
Following the sold-out success of their first show, The Shovel & The Chaser have announced two new dates for The War on 2017 Show. “The...
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Trump Named Time Magazine’s ‘Toddler of the Year’
Donald Trump has been named the most influential little boy in the world.
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Members Of AC/DC Unable To Name Single Turnbull Policy
Aussie rockers AC/DC were at a loss when asked to name their favourite Turnbull Government policy, during an embarrassing interview on Triple M this morning.
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Rush On School Dresses For Boys Following Marriage Equality Verdict
Parents around Australia have rushed to department stores and uniform shops to snap up dresses for their sons, following the ‘yes’ vote on marriage equality.
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Same Sex Marriage Opponents Now Enjoying Last Few Moments Before Their Lives Are Dramatically Unchanged
Those opposed to same sex marriage say it is now only a matter of time before two people they’ve never even met will be allowed...
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Government On Verge Of Collapse To Reassure Nation By Debating Merits Of Gay Wedding Cakes
Saying it was focused on solving the big issues facing the nation, the Government confirmed it would spend its final days discussing how to regulate...
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Parliament To Be Held In Circus Tent For Remainder Of Year
The last parliamentary sitting weeks of 2017 will be held in a big top, it has been revealed.
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Lyle Shelton: Why you should vote ‘No’ on the same sex marriage plebiscite
I’m not one to mince my words, so let’s set this off on a diversionary path right from the start. This debate isn’t about marriage...
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