All posts tagged "featured"
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Citizenship Audit ‘Too Expensive, Protracted And Inconclusive’ Turnbull Says, As $122 Million Voluntary Postal Survey Enters 8th Week
As uncertainty mounts about the impact of section 44 on the Australian parliament, Malcolm Turnbull says the Government couldn’t possibly consider an expensive, drawn-out process...
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American Team Wins World Series For 115th Year Straight
Continuing a stunning run of victories, a team representing America has again won baseball’s World Series, the 115th time an American team has clinched the...
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Peter Dutton Dresses Up As Himself In Terrifying Halloween Prank
The Immigration Minister arrived at Parliament House today dressed as Peter Dutton, in a terrifying Halloween prank that startled school children and adults alike.
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Trump Campaign Denies Any Involvement In US Election
Donald Trump’s campaign has distanced itself from the 2016 US presidential election, saying it had never even heard of the election until now.
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Defiant Joyce Says He Will Continue To Be A Voice For Farmers, Right Across The North Island
Following the High Court’s decision declaring him ineligible to be a member of parliament, Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says he will continue to fight for...
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Lonely Planet Releases Tantalising List Of Top 10 Roundabouts To Visit In Canberra
After announcing Canberra as the third best city to visit in the world in 2018, Lonely Planet has given travellers a hint of what to...
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Tony Abbott Says Jacinda Ardern Will Make “A Great Prime Ministress”
Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has continued his support for women in leadership roles, saying NZ Labour leader Jacinda Ardern was doing a pretty...
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America Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush
Americans have looked back nostalgically at the days of their 43rd President, when policy was balanced, thought-through and well-articulated.
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Energy Policy: Australia To Be Entirely Powered By Tony Abbott’s Bullshit By 2020
Tony Abbott’s ongoing bullsh*t will provide enough energy to power the nation for a generation, a Coalition policy report claims.
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Immigrants Taking All Our Jobs
People arriving from other countries are stealing some of our best jobs, it has been revealed.
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Weinstein Responds To Sexual Harassment Claims: “I Will Run For President”
Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein has finally responded to shocking sexual harassment allegations, saying the only appropriate thing for him to do now is to seek...
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Office Worker Rewards 12-Minute Stretch Of Work With Quick, 40-Minute Check Of Social Media
After a solid eleven and a half minutes labouring over a spreadsheet, office worker Ben McInerny today treated himself to a quick browse of Facebook,...
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US Legislates Mandatory Thoughts And Prayers To Curb Mass Shootings
Strict new laws implemented today will require Americans to think and pray daily, in radical new measures designed to reduce gun-related deaths.
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Macklemore Dispute: Abbott Calls For More Pop Songs About Heterosexual Relationships
As the furore over US star Macklemore’s NRL grand final appearance continued, former PM Tony Abbott said it would be nice to have at least...
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Cory Bernardi To Call 1 Million Households To Chat About Gay Sex
Australian Conservatives leader Cory Bernardi will spend the weekend chatting with Australian mums and dads about homosexual intercourse.
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