All posts tagged "featured"
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Nine New Marsh Relatives Brought In To Bolster Australian Test Squad
Australian selectors have announced sweeping changes to the line-up for the final test against India in Sydney, bringing in nine in-form Marsh brothers to the...
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Morrison Responds To Everyday Concerns Of Australians By Recognising West Jerusalem As Israel’s Capital
Saying his government was switched on to the needs of middle Australia, Prime Minister Scott Morrison today announced that Australia would recognise West Jerusalem as...
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Peter Dutton Loses UK Leadership Spill
Peter Dutton will not become Britain’s next Prime Minister after failing to realise how the country’s political system works. He received zero votes.
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Hallmark Releases ‘Happy Holidays’ Cards, Just To Fuck With Cory Bernardi
Greeting card company Hallmark has released a range of festive cards that replace the word ‘Christmas’ with ‘Holiday’ just to get on Conservative Australia Party...
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Level Of Confected Outrage ‘ABSOLUTELY SICKENING’ Online Commenter Says
A man has labelled as ‘absolutely disgusting’ the amount of contrived outrage that passes for comment these days.
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6 Christmas Gifts That Say ‘I Love You Like The Liberal Party Loves Craig Kelly’.
Shopping centres are about as busy as an Australian Prime Ministerial portrait painter this time of year. So shop online with The Shovel instead. Here...
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Live Updated Pictures Of Liberal Party’s ‘Broad Church’
The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near Toowoomba, it has been revealed.
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Striking Students Willing To Agree To 8 Sitting Days Next Year
Thousands of Australian students who went on strike today have reached a compromise agreement that would see them go to school 8 days in the...
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Search Continues For Liberal Party Base
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is 100% committed to the Liberal Party’s base and has allocated extra resources to help find it.
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New Compromise Brexit Deal Lets Britain Retain Right To Constantly Complain About It
British PM Theresa May has brokered a new deal with Europe that would see Britain leave the EU completely, but retain the right to incessantly...
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Man Who Called Scott Morrison A ‘Fucking Muppet’ Fined $500 For Offending Muppets
Police have fined a New South Wales man $500 for using language that was deemed derogatory towards Muppets. He compared the well-loved characters to the...
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‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section
A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers about the potential dangers of...
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Renters Unveil World’s Tiniest Violin For Home Owners Whose Properties Have Fallen In Value
Renters across the nation unveiled the world’s tiniest violin today in a touching tribute to home owners suffering from dropping property values.
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Peter Dutton Says Caravan Of Guatemalan Refugees Is Walking Towards Australian Border
Reminding Australians to be alert and alarmed, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has warned of a large ‘caravan’ of Guatemalan refugees walking towards the Australian...
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