All posts tagged "featured"
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Gold Coast Insecurity Threat Level “Critical” As Actual Athletes Arrive
Gold Coast residents have been warned to stay indoors and avoid social media this week as 4460 actual athletes descend on the #instafit city for...
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Attention-Seeking Fake Blonde Had Sex With Stormy Daniels, 60 Minutes Reveals
Some desperate-for-money blonde with big tits once had sex with Stormy Daniels, a 60 Minute interview has exposed.
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Milo Cricket Launches ‘My First Yellow Tape’ For Cricketing Youngsters
Saying it wanted to teach young boys and girls all the skills required to play in the grown-ups’ game, Milo in2CRICKET has launched an exciting...
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John Howard Offers To Step In As Captain For Fourth Test
Former Prime Minister John Howard says he will do the selfless thing and lead Australia during the fourth test in South Africa, if asked.
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Smug Man Who Shut Down His Facebook Frantically Looking For Way To Tell Friends And Family
Feeling very pleased with himself after shutting down a social media service that most other people don’t have the discipline or awareness to extract themselves...
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Facebook Doesn’t Store Your Data, Mark Zuckerberg Assures James Samuel Wilson Of 1/45 Malvern Ave, Heidelberg Heights
Wishing him a happy birthday for last week and complimenting him on the new shirt he bought today, Mark Zuckerburg reassured 26 year-old, university educated,...
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‘Think Before You Print’ Message Spills Over Onto Its Very Own Page
A reminder about the environmental impacts of wasting paper was stylishly presented on its own piece of paper at a local office this morning.
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Russians Did Not Influence Outcome Of Russian Election
Russians have played absolutely no role in shaping the outcome of the recent Russian election, international observers say.
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Trump Yet To Realise He No Longer Needs To Fire One Person A Week
US President and former host of The Apprentice Donald Trump is still under the impression he needs to fire one person a week until there...
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Preparations To Do Nothing About Next School Massacre Now In Place, Government Confirms
After weeks of lengthy deliberations, US lawmakers have finally put the finishing touches to a detailed plan that would see them do nothing the next...
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God Says He’ll Eliminate All Suffering For A Year If His Post Gets 1 Million Likes
The Almighty Father has set his followers a fun new challenge, saying he’ll put an end to all grief, anguish and suffering for 12 months...
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“My Private Life Is None Of Your Business And Vikki And I Prefer The Missionary Position”: Joyce
A furious Barnaby Joyce has demanded media outlets respect his privacy, warning journalists he has no intention of telling them about the time he and...
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US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks
Donald Trump has proposed radical new measures that would see lifeguards on US beaches carrying live sharks, in an attempt to limit the number of...
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Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight By Standing Up As Soon As Plane Lands
A Sydney businessman has arrived at his destination almost two full seconds before his fellow passengers, after bolting up into the aisle the moment the...
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Calls For National Sick Day After Nation Forced To Imagine Barnaby Joyce Having Sex
*TRIGGER WARNING – Contains distressing material* Workers rights groups have called for a nation-wide day off, after millions of Australians were involuntarily subjected to the...
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