All posts tagged "featured"
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Immigrants Taking All Our Jobs
People arriving from other countries are stealing some of our best jobs, it has been revealed.
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Weinstein Responds To Sexual Harassment Claims: “I Will Run For President”
Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein has finally responded to shocking sexual harassment allegations, saying the only appropriate thing for him to do now is to seek...
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Office Worker Rewards 12-Minute Stretch Of Work With Quick, 40-Minute Check Of Social Media
After a solid eleven and a half minutes labouring over a spreadsheet, office worker Ben McInerny today treated himself to a quick browse of Facebook,...
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US Legislates Mandatory Thoughts And Prayers To Curb Mass Shootings
Strict new laws implemented today will require Americans to think and pray daily, in radical new measures designed to reduce gun-related deaths.
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Macklemore Dispute: Abbott Calls For More Pop Songs About Heterosexual Relationships
As the furore over US star Macklemore’s NRL grand final appearance continued, former PM Tony Abbott said it would be nice to have at least...
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Cory Bernardi To Call 1 Million Households To Chat About Gay Sex
Australian Conservatives leader Cory Bernardi will spend the weekend chatting with Australian mums and dads about homosexual intercourse.
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Belle Gibson Makes $410k Fine Disappear By Following Amazing New Diet
Wellness blogger Belle Gibson has amazingly overcome the $410,000 fine handed to her by the Federal Court today, flushing it out of her system by...
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“If Only We’d Known He Was A Flawed Candidate Before The Election” Disillusioned Americans Say
Disheartened Americans are wishing there was some kind of sign or warning that Donald Trump would turn out to be such an intolerant, divisive and...
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Sign Language Interpreter For Trump’s UN Speech Just Using Middle Fingers
Experienced United Nations sign language interpreter Julia Marizo said her translation of Donald Trump’s speech involved nothing but waiving her middle fingers in the air...
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Turnbull Backs Yes Campaign, Just Wishes He Was In A Position To Do More
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown his support behind the ‘yes’ campaign in the upcoming same-sex marriage survey, but says it is just a pity...
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New iPhone 8 Battery Life Expanded To Accommodate Centrelink’s Average Hold Time
In a nod to its Australian customers, tech giant Apple has unveiled a new iPhone with a beefed up fourteen-hour battery life – long enough...
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Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Third Child
In a decision that many are labelling irresponsible, a Kensington couple who only two years ago had their second child, is to have another, despite...
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Trump Orders Testing Of New, More Powerful 280 Character Tweet, As North Korea Crisis Escalates
Donald Trump has asked US scientists to begin development of a longer, more potent Tweet apparatus, upping the ante in an increasingly tense arms race...
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Outrage! North Korea Drops Nuclear Test Just DAYS After Taylor’s Single
In a twist no one saw coming, North Korea has thrown serious shade at T-Swift by releasing their nuclear test in the same week as...
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Abbott’s Salary To Be Paid On Cashless Welfare Card, To Stop Him Drinking At Work
The Government will push ahead with a plan to pay a portion of Tony Abbott’s salary on a new cashless debit card, in an attempt...
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