All posts tagged "featured"
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Liberal Party Chooses Scott Morrison To Lose Next Election
Scott Morrison is seen by his colleagues as the best candidate to lead the nation for the next few months before crashing to a demeaning...
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Turnbull Lists NBN As His Proudest Achi
Recently departed Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says the installa
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A Handy Guide To Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language
The Australian people don’t know a lot about their next Prime Minister. So we’ve put together this handy guide to help you get a better...
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Nation Just So Fucking Over This
This is getting ridiculous, it has been revealed.
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Coles Launches Mini Collectable Single-Use Plastic Bag
Supermarket giant Coles has added to its successful mini collectables range, announcing a tiny single-use plastic bag that customers can collect, store in a pile...
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Peter Dutton Reveals His Softer Side, As He Positions For Leadership
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has shed his tough exterior to reveal a softer, creamier side, in an intimate interview with The Shovel.
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White House Denies Trump Used N-Word, Says President Doesn’t Know Any Words Starting With ‘N’
A spokesperson for Donald Trump says it is impossible that the President used the N-word on the set of The Apprentice, because he doesn’t know...
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Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy
Reminding customers that his new tell-all book is available in all good bookstores, former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce made a desperate plea for privacy today,...
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An Apology From Sky News Regarding Their Interview With Blair Cottrell
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Sickly, Fading Plastic Shopping Bag Told It Only Has 10,000 Years To Live
Feeling broken and past its prime, a supermarket shopping bag was today given just 10,000 years to live.
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The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation
Online news organisation The Shovel will merge with satirical news broadcaster Sky News to create the country’s largest satirical news organisation. The new company will...
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Melania Meant To Say ‘I Don’t’
Melania Trump has issued a statement today clarifying any confusion among the public about whether or not she actually wants to be married to Donald.
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Winner Of US Election Meets With Donald Trump In Helsinki
The winner of the 2016 US Presidential election took time out from his busy schedule to meet with Donald Trump in Helsinki today.
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“It’s About Free Speech”, Fuckhead Senator Says
A man who has defended making sexist comments on the basis of free speech is a massive wanker, it has emerged.
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Woolworths To Phase In Plastic Bags
Supermarket giant Woolworths says it is committed to phasing in plastic bags across all of its fresh fruit and vegetables over the next two years,...
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