All posts tagged "featured"
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Peter Dutton Named New ABC News Anchor
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton’s portfolio has again been extended – he will now host ABC’s seven o’clock bulletin, in a move designed to ensure...
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Soccer Actually Just That Slow, Optus Confirms
As complaints of dodgy World Cup coverage continued – despite the problem now being fixed – Optus was forced to explain to Australian viewers that...
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Man Buries Himself Under Road For 3 Days In Stunningly Realistic Portrayal Of Life In Hobart
Artist Mike Parr has been buried in a small container underneath a road in Hobart, in a moving depiction of what it’s like to live...
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New One Nation Induction Booklet Now Comes With Handy Resignation Form
Incoming One Nation Senators will pre-fill out their resignation letter as part of the on-boarding process, it has been revealed.
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Trump-Kim Meeting To Take Place In High Security Playpen
Security measures have been ramped up for the upcoming meeting between Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un, with the leaders to meet in in a playpen...
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The New French Citizenship Test Looks Tough
Experts have described France’s new citizenship test as amongst the most difficult in the world, after a new baby-rescuing challenge was added to the examination.
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Barnaby Joyce, Vikki Campion To Use $150k Interview Money To Pay For Their Son’s Therapy When He’s Older
Barnaby Joyce and his new partner Vikki Campion have sold the story of their relationship to the Seven Network for $150,000, saying they would put...
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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Has A New Privacy Policy For You To Delete
A company you vaguely remember signing up to in 2006 has spent the last three weeks developing a new privacy policy for you to immediately...
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Harry And Meghan Agree To Split Housework 50/50 Between Their Servants
Saying it was time to move on from traditional gender roles, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan have asked their personal wait staff to do...
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Bank Robs Man
Authorities are searching for a bank that is alleged to have been involved in a spate of robberies spanning several years.
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We’ve Put Together A Handy List Of The Countries You Can’t Be A Citizen Of When You Stand For Parliament!
Section 44 of the Constitution can be pretty tricky to get your head around. Sure, it seems to clearly state that you can’t be a...
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Will & Kate: “We Take Turns Asking The Nanny To Change The Nappies”
In another sign of a more modern, in-touch Royal Family, Prince William and wife Kate have cast aside traditional gender roles and now share the...
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Kelly O’Dwyer Refuses To Tell Barista What Coffee She’ll Have This Morning
In an excruciating exchange at a Canberra café morning, Coalition minister Kelly O’Dwyer said she would not be drawn on whether she wanted a flat...
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Commonwealth Bank Opens New Cemetery Branch, To Be Closer To Its Customer Base
Saying it was part of its ‘customer-first strategy’ Commonwealth Bank has announced the opening of a new branch in Melbourne General Cemetery – one of...
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Greens Announce Two New Policies – “Legalising Marijuana And I Can’t Remember The Other One”
Greens leader Richard Di Natale says his party will push to legalise cannabis and implement another policy that he can’t remember the details of right...
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