All posts tagged "featured"
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Labor: “Our Campaign Had Too Many Messages”. Shorten: “I Reject That For The Following 17 Reasons”
The much-anticipated post mortem of the Labor Party’s failed election campaign has found that the campaign was trying to communicate too many things at once....
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Woolworths Blames ‘Complicated’ IR Laws For Accidentally Paying All Of Their Senior Executives Correctly
Woolworths boss Brad Banducci says Australia’s complex and inflexible industrial relations system makes it nearly impossible to avoid paying senior executives their full salary entitlements.
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Halloween: This Kid Is Dressing Up As A Coal Industry Lobbyist In Order To Get Bigger Handouts
Pre-schooler Jack Fawson has announced that he will be dressing up as coal industry lobbyist this Halloween, in order to access larger, no-strings-attached handouts.
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7 Phrases Scott Morrison Learnt From His Empathy Consultant To Make Him Sound Like A Human Being
This week it was revealed that the Morrison government paid $190,000 to receive advice from empathy consultants. The Shovel can now reveal exclusive further detail...
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Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg – who died of heart complications at his Californian home today – says the proliferation of fake news stories on the...
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New Premium Pet Food Range Made From Only The Finest Former Melbourne Cup Winners
An exclusive new pet food range catering to the top end of the market will be made solely from previous winners of Australia’s biggest horse...
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God Doesn’t Give A Fuck Who Gets Married
The Almighty Father couldn’t give two shits which humans want to sign a piece of paper outlining their commitment to each other, it has been...
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Man Who Has Secret To Making Millions From Property Investment Decides To Run Property Seminars Instead
A Gold Coast man whose secret investment strategy will allow you to earn millions of dollars and quit your day job within 6 months, has...
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Trump Accuses Democrat Debate Of Blatant Bias For Not Including A Single Republican
Donald Trump has unleashed a Twitter tirade, accusing the media of bias for not showing a single Republican candidate on last night’s presidential primary debate.
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Man Becomes First Person To Drive 42km In Under 2 Hours In Sydney Traffic
Office worker Darren Lacone has managed to get from one side of Sydney to the other in sub two hours, breaking a mark that many...
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Trump Supporter With No Healthcare And No Job Not Sure How Much More Winning He Can Take
Ron Blakey of Virginia says he can hardly handle all of the winning he’s been doing since Donald Trump became president in 2016.
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People Forced To Find Other Ways To Be Insensitive Wankers, Now That Uluru Closed To Climbers
Those looking to shit on culturally sacred icons will need to look further afield, once Uluru is closed to climbers later this month.
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Here’s The Full Unedited Transcript Of Donald Trump’s Call With The Ukrainian President
Determined to set the record straight about what was discussed on his phone call with Ukrainian president Volodymry Zelensky, Donald Trump has taken the bold...
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The Shovel & The Chaser Quarterly Present: ‘The War on 2019 – LIVE’
After a sold-out national tour last year, The Chaser Quarterly and The Shovel once again join forces to bring you The War on 2019 – an in-depth...
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Trump Cancels Meeting With Australian PM Over Refusal To Sell New Zealand To US
Donald Trump has cut short a state visit with Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, after Morrison ruled out selling New Zealand to the United States.
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