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Lazy Mother-Of-Three Hasn’t Used Lockdown To Learn A Second Language Yet
Melbourne mother-of-three Sarah Waite hasn’t written a novel or learned Italian yet, it has been revealed
Public Unsure How Boris Johnson Will Manage Dual Roles Of PM And Being A Father
As Boris Johnson announced the birth of his new baby today, many have been left wondering how he will balance
New App To Alert Australians When Prime Minister Gets Within 1.5 Metres Of Hawaii
A new tracking app to be launched next week will send a notification to every Australian when the Prime Minister
BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un’s Doctor Has Died After ‘Complications’ Relating To Surgery
Kim Jong-Un’s doctor has not survived Kim Jong-Un’s heart surgery, sources say
We Downloaded CovidSafe And It’s The Weirdest Dating App Ever
There are a lot of dating apps around these days, and they all have their quirks. But this new CovidSafe
Virgin Allows Customers To Purchase Airline As Optional Add-On
Virgin Australia customers will be able to purchase extra baggage, insurance or Virgin Australia Pty Ltd as part of a
“Trust Us On Covid App” Says Government Who Lied About Sports Grants, Water Licences, Travel Expenses, Asylum Seekers, ASIO Leaks And Robodebt
“You can trust us to use the data from the coronavirus tracking app appropriately,” says a government which secretly directed
American Protesters Declare Their 1st Amendment Right To Be Fucking Idiots
Thousands of protesters have gathered in cities across America to remind lawmakers that it is their God given right to
MPs Told They’ll Need To Accept $1500 JobKeeper Payment If They’re Not Working Until August
With Parliament cancelled until August, Australia’s federal politicians have been told they will need to access the $750-a-week JobKeeper payment,
Pete Evans Dies After Accidentally Ingesting His Own Bullshit
Celebrity chef Pete Evans has tragically died after unintentionally eating a large quantity of his own bullshit. He was
Woman Complaining About Crowds Yet To Realise She Is Part Of Crowd
A Melbourne woman who posted an angry message on social media about the number of people out and about in
BREAKING: Virus Released Into Community
Authorities are warning people to stay indoors after a nasty virus was released into the community today
REPORT: We Created An Exponential Graph Because That’s What People Seem To Be Into Right Now
We’ve created a graph that starts off horizontally but then kicks right up so it’s almost vertical, because that kind
Man Who’s Having An Affair Is ‘Going Out To Get Some Exercise’ Again
Unable to use the normal excuse that he would be working late or had an important client function to go
“Go On, Off You Fuck”, Queen Tells Coronavirus
Covid-19 can go and eat a bag of dicks, the Queen has said in a rare speech to the nation