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Trump calls emergency meeting to come up with sexist nickname for Kamala Harris
Donald Trump has cut short a Florida golf trip to urgently assemble a short-list of misogynistic slurs for Democratic vice presidential candidate Kamala Harris
Americans amazed by fancy new Australian technique called ‘Journalism’
“I’ve never seen anything like it"
Trump suggests closing hospitals to reduce COVID deaths
“No one wants to talk about it, but the link is very, very clear".
The American economy is set to BOOM after Donald Trump sent the nation’s reserves to a ‘free bitcoin’ account on Twitter
I sent them $2.5 trillion in Bitcoin, and now they’re going to send me back $5 trillion in Bitcoin
Highly Contagious, Deadly Virus Wears Face Mask in Public For First Time
A virus described by experts as ‘erratic’, ‘nasty’ and ‘unpredictable’ has been seen wearing a mask in public for the
Self-Obsessed Reality TV Star To Run For President
Kanye West has also thrown his hat into the ring
America to stop measuring gun-related deaths in an effort to eradicate gun crime
US President Donald Trump says the nation’s gun crime will plummet thanks to a new policy which will see gun-related
Trump confirms that favourite part of Bible is when hungry caterpillar eats piece of chocolate cake
“Jesus was a wonderful author – he really was".
A tip for protesters at the White House: If you say you’re called ‘The Coronavirus’ the President won’t do anything to stop you
“You’ll literally be able to do whatever the fuck you want for three weeks"
Twitter has hired a dedicated team to fact-check Donald Trump’s tweets and the unemployment rate in America is now zero
Following its announcement that it would start fact-checking Donald Trump’s tweets, Twitter has put together a crack team of 23
Fears Of Rush On Malaria Drug Unfounded, After Trump Supporters Unable To Pronounce Hydroxychloroquine
Pharmacists say the President’s claim he was taking anti-malarial medication to fend off COVID-19 has not led to an increase
New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab
New evidence has emerged this week that suggests Donald Trump may have been the result of a laboratory experiment devised
Trump Voters Celebrate, As News Breaks Of Hillary Clinton’s Impeachment 
Trump supporters across America are celebrating tonight, after news of Hillary Clinton’s impeachment quickly spread
Doubts Emerge Over Whether Trump Was Actually In Tunnel, Pulled Trigger When Al-Baghdadi Died
Doubts have begun to emerge about Donald Trump’s claim that he personally chased ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi into a
Trump Accuses Democrat Debate Of Blatant Bias For Not Including A Single Republican
Donald Trump has unleashed a Twitter tirade, accusing the media of bias for not showing a single Republican candidate on