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Britain’s ‘Leave’ Voters Cleverly Deter Migrants By Destroying Economy
Migration laws will no longer need to change under an independent Britain, because no-one will want to go there to
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Spokesman In Labor Ad Not An Actor, Australians Shocked To Learn
The man portraying a struggling politician in a series of Labor campaign advertisements is not a paid actor, as was
Process To Find Two Most Despised People In US Finally Complete
After almost four months of vetting and voting, Americans have successfully narrowed down their entire population to the two citizens
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Authorities Shoot & Kill Lego Character After Boy Falls Into Enclosure
A rare 4-foot tall Lego character has been shot and killed at an exhibition in China after a small boy
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Melbourne Café Now Selling Deconstructed Irony
A café in North Fitzroy is giving customers all the ingredients they need to make a smug social statement
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BREAKING: Fairfax, News Corp Announce Sweeping Cuts To Jarryd Hayne Divisions
Up to 100 journalists are out of work today after the country’s major news outlets announced they would be closing
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Turnbull On Panama Papers: “Virgin Islands Most Logical Place To Set Up A Siberian Mining Company”
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has hit back at suggestions he was part of a tax avoidance scheme centred in the
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New ‘Facebook Memories’ Reminds You What You Did Yesterday
Labelling it a ‘trip down memory lane’, social networking site Facebook today launched a new feature that will remind users
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The Shovel’s Budget Night Bingo
It’s budget night! Play along at home with The Shovel’s Budget Night Bingo. Follow us @TheShovel as we live-tweet the budget from just before
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Asylum Seekers Told They Will Live With Peter Dutton, In Final Push To Deter Boats
If you come to Australia by boat, you will be forced to live in Peter Dutton’s spare bedroom. That’s the
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That Confused Look When Some Strange Man Tells You He Had To Win An Election To Become Head Of State
Prince George had his mind blown yesterday when some guy came to his house and claimed that he runs a
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Prince ‘Second Greatest Artist Of All Time’ Kanye Says
In a moving tribute today, rap star Kanye West said the late singer Prince was without doubt the best the
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Judge Agrees To Free 60 Minutes Crew If They Reveal The Fabulous New Diet That’s Sweeping The Nation
Give up the seven secrets to a trim new bikini-ready body for summer, and you walk. That was the stark
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Date For Mid-Term Leadership Coup Confirmed For Late 2017
Uncertainty about the exact date of the next mid-cycle Prime Ministerial knifing has been laid to rest, with the overthrow
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‘Climate Change Science Is Not Settled And Will Never Be Settled In Australia’, Brandis Says, Announcing Tough New Law
Any climate science found trying to enter Australian shores will be placed in indefinite detention and sent home, Attorney General