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Farmers’ Markets Actually Just Shitter Versions Of Normal Markets, Experts Confirm
The farmers’ market at the local high school oval near your place is just like a normal market, but worse,
How To Avoid Being Lured In By Clickbait With This One Simple Trick
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Obama Family Settle In To Listen To Nightly Trump Wiretap
Preparing snacks and drinks before getting comfortable on the sofa, the Obama family settled in to listen to the best
‘Newly Discovered’ Planets Have Actually Been Around For Ages, Hipster Astronomer Says
The seven so-called ‘newly discovered’ planets were a thing way before today, an annoying bearded man who works at NASA
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Moving New Memorial Lists Names Of All Bowling Green Massacre Victims
US President Donald Trump today unveiled a poignant new memorial in Bowling Green, Kentucky, a lasting tribute to all zero people
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Trump Staff Gather To Decide On This Week’s Facts
Donald Trump’s White House team got straight down to business this morning, putting together the facts that will underpin their first
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Putin Happy To Let Trump Do Day-to-Day Running Of US
Just days before his inauguration, Vladimir Putin says he is pragmatic about his new role in the US, and is happy
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Increasing Number Of Children Don’t Even Realise Christmas Is Santa’s Birthday Anymore
A growing number of young people have forgotten – or never knew – that the 25th of December commemorates the
Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
The vast majority of typographical errors on news media and other websites are a direct result of automatic correction underwear,
Pardoned Presidential Turkey Says It Would Prefer To Just End It Now
The turkey pardoned by President Obama today as part of traditional Thanksgiving festivities has told journalists it would’ve preferred to have
We Analysed Donald Trump’s And Adolf Hitler’s Tweets – The Similarities Will Shock You
Many comparisons have been made between America’s President-elect and the German Nazi leader. Most have been dismissed as sensationalist, misleading,
Refugee Swap: Australia To Send Manus Island Detainees To US In Return For 50 Million Democrat Voters
The remaining 1,600 refugees held on Manus Island and Nauru will be sent to America in return for around 50
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White, Male, Billionaire ‘Outsider’ Candidate Elected President, In Big Middle Finger To Establishment
Americans have sent the strongest possible message to the nation’s establishment, electing a 70 year-old rich white man from New
USA Loses Presidential Election
America has lost the 2016 Presidential Election
Waleed Aly Yet To Apologise For Terrorist Attacks
Australia’s highest-ranking Muslim is mysteriously yet to apologise on behalf of his religion for the attacks that took place in