December 1, 2019

Under 9’s Fast Bowler Shortens Run-Up To Just 140 Metres

Eight year-old express bowler Jai Matthews has confirmed his next delivery will be off a short run of just 140

June 20, 2019

Belle Gibson Says She Rejects Mainstream Methods For Paying Fines, And Will Overcome Her Fine Through Natural Remedies And Self Reflection

Wellness blogger Belle Gibson has told a court that she doesn’t believe in conventional approaches to court-ordered fines and prefers

June 12, 2019

Taxi Industry Responds To Uber Air, Promising More Expensive, Slightly Dirtier Version Within Months 

Australia’s taxi industry has responded to the impending arrival of ‘aerial rideshare’ service Uber Air, saying it will launch a

June 10, 2019

AFP Raids The Shovel Headquarters To Find Out Who Leaked Nude Pics Of Peter Dutton

In an alarming development in the recent media raids, The Australian Federal Police entered The Shovel’s Melbourne headquarters last night,

April 23, 2019

The Nationals Took Out An Ad In Our Election Guide And It’s Pretty Upfront Actually

The National Party has paid for a full-page ad in our Official Election Guide. For 100 pages of seat-by-seat analysis,

March 15, 2019

New Anti-Vaccination Seminar To Cut Out Middle-Man And Just Inject Participants Directly With Measles 

Claiming to be the most efficient way to get information about not vaccinating your family, a new series of seminars

February 25, 2019

Liberal Party Considers Changing Rule That Requires Female MPs To Have Permission From Their Husband

Saying it was willing to ‘try anything’ to get more women in parliament, the Liberal Party is considering altering a

February 14, 2019

Donald Trump To Spend Romantic Valentine’s Dinner With The Love Of His Life

US President Donald Trump says he’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day with the most talented, gifted, amazing person he knows,

October 16, 2018

“We Broke Royal Baby News Six Months Ago” Woman’s Day Reminds Readers

A frustrated editor of tabloid magazine Woman’s Day has reminded readers that her journalists first broke the story of Harry

May 29, 2018

The New French Citizenship Test Looks Tough

Experts have described France’s new citizenship test as amongst the most difficult in the world, after a new baby-rescuing challenge

May 19, 2018

Unemployed London Man Marries Successful Hollywood Actress

In a fairytale love story that has captured hearts across the world, a retired army officer from England has married

April 22, 2018

Robots That Built IKEA Chair Now Divorced

Citing ‘irreparable differences’, a pair of Singaporean robots who famously built an IKEA chair last week, has divorced, after the

April 8, 2018

‘30 Newspolls In A Row Is The New 20 Newspolls In A Row’, Turnbull Says

Reaching 30 negative political surveys in a row these days feels the same as reaching 20 negative political surveys in

February 22, 2018

88% Of Relationships Begun by Colliding into Person Holding Stack of Files, Research Finds

A decades long study by the University of California has found that 88% of all relationships are begun by colliding

February 19, 2018

Time To Move On (To Next Massacre) US Legislators Say

After three days of grieving, legislators in the US have said it is now time for Americans to put the