All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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Eric Abetz Hospitalised After Scott Morrison Says ‘Tampon’
Tasmanian senator Eric Abetz spent the weekend in intensive care after Treasurer Scott Morrison’s use of the word ‘tampon’ caused a minor cardiac arrest.
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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean
Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant Coles today launched a new...
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The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation
Online news organisation The Shovel will merge with satirical news broadcaster Sky News to create the country’s largest satirical news organisation. The new company will...
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Channel 7 Overrun By African Gang Stories
Barely a week goes by when Channel 7 isn’t teeming with African gang stories, it has emerged.
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“It’s About Free Speech”, Fuckhead Senator Says
A man who has defended making sexist comments on the basis of free speech is a massive wanker, it has emerged.
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Woolworths To Phase In Plastic Bags
Supermarket giant Woolworths says it is committed to phasing in plastic bags across all of its fresh fruit and vegetables over the next two years,...
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Jacinda Ardern Becomes First Prime Minister With Children Since Last Prime Minister
Jacinda Ardern has again broken new ground in New Zealand politics, becoming the first Prime Minister to balance the dual roles of parent and PM...
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Peter Dutton Named New ABC News Anchor
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton’s portfolio has again been extended – he will now host ABC’s seven o’clock bulletin, in a move designed to ensure...
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Man Buries Himself Under Road For 3 Days In Stunningly Realistic Portrayal Of Life In Hobart
Artist Mike Parr has been buried in a small container underneath a road in Hobart, in a moving depiction of what it’s like to live...
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Commonwealth Bank Opens New Cemetery Branch, To Be Closer To Its Customer Base
Saying it was part of its ‘customer-first strategy’ Commonwealth Bank has announced the opening of a new branch in Melbourne General Cemetery – one of...
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Royal Commission Struggling To Pay Bank Participation Fees
The Government has been slugged with bank fees totalling $1.8 million as part of the Royal Commission – a charge the banks say is necessary...
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Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status
Hundreds of Rohingya men and women from Myanmar have begun to learn the skills required to become white South African farmers, in the hope it...
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Woolworths Self Checkout Machines To Double As Pokies
Customers at Woolworths will soon be able to gamble their entire weekly shop at the point of sale, in an innovative new strategy announced today.
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“My Private Life Is None Of Your Business And Vikki And I Prefer The Missionary Position”: Joyce
A furious Barnaby Joyce has demanded media outlets respect his privacy, warning journalists he has no intention of telling them about the time he and...
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Barnaby Joyce Has Never Conceived Anything, Colleagues Confirm
Fresh doubts have been cast over whether Barnaby Joyce has actually conceived anything at all during his 15 years in Parliament.
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