All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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Joyce Slams Andrew Broad For Not Considering Staff Members For Extramarital Affair
Former National Party leader and Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce has slammed his colleague, Andrew Broad, for not considering his personal staff for his extramarital...
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Scott Morrison Becomes Longest Serving Prime Minister Since Malcolm Turnbull
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has now been in the top job for longer than anyone since Malcolm Turnbull left the role in August. It makes...
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Voting For An Independent In Wentworth Will Lead To Instability, Says Nation’s Fifth Prime Minister Since 2013
A vote for an independent is a vote for unpredictability, Australia’s temporary Prime Minister told voters in Wentworth today.
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Sydney Opera House To Become ‘Crown Bet Arena’
Sydney’s iconic opera house will become known as Crown Bet Arena from January, in a five-year deal said to be worth millions.
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Scott Morrison Uses Question Time To Ask ‘WHO’S F*%KIN’ TONIGHT!?’
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has used question time to quiz both sides of parliament on their sexual plans for this evening.
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Nation Surprised To Discover Anyone Even Knows National Anthem
While Pauline Hanson loses her shit over a 9 year-old refusing to stand for the national anthem, the rest of Australia is staggered that there...
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Reef Foundation Finally Reveals How It Will Use $444 Million To Reverse Coral Bleaching
Following weeks of speculation, the Great Barrier Reef Foundation has revealed the complex technique it will use to bring colour back to the world’s largest...
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Threat Of African Gangs Has Halved Since By-Elections, Analysis Shows
African gangs are no longer a threat in Melbourne, with analysis showing activity has dropped off markedly since the ‘super Saturday’ by-elections in late July.
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Eric Abetz Hospitalised After Scott Morrison Says ‘Tampon’
Tasmanian senator Eric Abetz spent the weekend in intensive care after Treasurer Scott Morrison’s use of the word ‘tampon’ caused a minor cardiac arrest.
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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean
Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant Coles today launched a new...
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The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation
Online news organisation The Shovel will merge with satirical news broadcaster Sky News to create the country’s largest satirical news organisation. The new company will...
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Channel 7 Overrun By African Gang Stories
Barely a week goes by when Channel 7 isn’t teeming with African gang stories, it has emerged.
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“It’s About Free Speech”, Fuckhead Senator Says
A man who has defended making sexist comments on the basis of free speech is a massive wanker, it has emerged.
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Woolworths To Phase In Plastic Bags
Supermarket giant Woolworths says it is committed to phasing in plastic bags across all of its fresh fruit and vegetables over the next two years,...
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Jacinda Ardern Becomes First Prime Minister With Children Since Last Prime Minister
Jacinda Ardern has again broken new ground in New Zealand politics, becoming the first Prime Minister to balance the dual roles of parent and PM...
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