All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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Royal Commission Struggling To Pay Bank Participation Fees
The Government has been slugged with bank fees totalling $1.8 million as part of the Royal Commission – a charge the banks say is necessary...
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Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status
Hundreds of Rohingya men and women from Myanmar have begun to learn the skills required to become white South African farmers, in the hope it...
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Woolworths Self Checkout Machines To Double As Pokies
Customers at Woolworths will soon be able to gamble their entire weekly shop at the point of sale, in an innovative new strategy announced today.
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“My Private Life Is None Of Your Business And Vikki And I Prefer The Missionary Position”: Joyce
A furious Barnaby Joyce has demanded media outlets respect his privacy, warning journalists he has no intention of telling them about the time he and...
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Barnaby Joyce Has Never Conceived Anything, Colleagues Confirm
Fresh doubts have been cast over whether Barnaby Joyce has actually conceived anything at all during his 15 years in Parliament.
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Turnbull Hits Back At Criticism Of His Home’s NBN Connection: “14 Of The Bedrooms Don’t Have Internet Connectivity At All!”
Responding to reports that his harbour-side mansion had been specially connected to high-speed NBN, Malcolm Turnbull today pointed out that more than a dozen bedrooms,...
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How White Is The Great Barrier Reef? This New Alert System May Help
As fears grow for the future of Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, the Government has released a new alert system that identifies just how white the...
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Turnbull Distances Himself From Joyce: “Technically He’s Not My Partner”
Malcolm Turnbull today confirmed that he and Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce are definitely not partners, despite the fact they have been in a serious...
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“I Told You The Stock Market Would Fall” Says Expert Who Also Predicted Stock Market Would Rise
A finance expert who predicted the October 2008 global financial crises (and the October 2008 global financial boom) says he has been warning of another...
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Captain Cook Preferred Hottest 100 On Australia Day, Diary Entries Show
Reigniting the debate over the date of Australia’s biggest music countdown, newly discovered diary entries show that explorer Captain Cook was strongly in favour of...
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‘You Can’t Get More Aussie Than This!’ Says Man Wearing Flag Made In Guangdong Province
A man draped in a flag made in a sprawling factory on the outskirts of Guangzhou says he’s never felt more Australian.
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3,000 New Jobs Created: George Brandis’s Bookshelf To Be Dismantled And Rebuilt In London
Canberra is on the verge of a jobs boom after retiring Senator George Brandis announced he would take his $7,000 bookshelf with him to the...
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House Of Cards Sacks President Over Sexual Assault Claims, In Wild Diversion From Reality
After being lauded for its brutally realistic portrayal of American politics for five seasons, House of Cards has decided to shift into the fantasy genre,...
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Constitutional Crisis Deepens: Dozens Of MPs To Keep Their Seats
In another cruel twist in the citizenship saga, there were concerns today that some MPs may actually be sole citizens of Australia, and therefore eligible...
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People Outraged That Date Of Music Countdown They Don’t Listen To Has Changed
Angry people around the country who don’t listen to the Hottest 100 on January 26 are furious that they’ll now not listen to it on...
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