All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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Australians To Take Next Week Off, In Solidarity With Turnbull Government
Australia’s workforce won’t be in next week, it has been revealed.
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Parliament To Be Held In Circus Tent For Remainder Of Year
The last parliamentary sitting weeks of 2017 will be held in a big top, it has been revealed.
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Lyle Shelton: Why you should vote ‘No’ on the same sex marriage plebiscite
I’m not one to mince my words, so let’s set this off on a diversionary path right from the start. This debate isn’t about marriage...
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Defiant Joyce Says He Will Continue To Be A Voice For Farmers, Right Across The North Island
Following the High Court’s decision declaring him ineligible to be a member of parliament, Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says he will continue to fight for...
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Revealed: How Tightarse Turnbull Used A Fake Baby To Smuggle Grog Into The SCG
The image of the Prime Minister cuddling a baby and drinking a beer at the SCG actually exposes an elaborate ruse to smuggle hard liquor...
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Abbott’s Salary To Be Paid On Cashless Welfare Card, To Stop Him Drinking At Work
The Government will push ahead with a plan to pay a portion of Tony Abbott’s salary on a new cashless debit card, in an attempt...
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Evidence Mounts Of New Zealand Interference In Australian Election
The kiwis might be f*cking with us, it has been revealed.
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5 Tips For People Worried About Same-Sex Marriage
One of the most hotly contested ideas of the last few years is being debated again. Should we allow two people of the same sex...
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First Episode Of New Dr Who To Just Be Men Explaining Concept Of Time Travel To Jodie Whittaker
Acknowledging that the show’s new female lead will probably not be familiar with the ins and outs of physics, producers today confirmed that the first...
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Australian Head Of State Forced To Resign After British Citizenship Revealed
The most senior figure in the Australian governmental system has been forced to stand aside after it was found she holds a British passport. It...
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This Man Applied For A Job In 9.72 Seconds. It’s Unnatural, And It’s Why We Need Welfare Drug-Testing
EDITORIAL: A key component of Scott Morrison’s budget on Tuesday night was a provision for the drug testing of those who receive welfare payments. While...
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Facebook Outage Crisis: Man’s Friends Totally Unaware He Went For 7.2km Run This Morning
Friends and family of Sydney man John Reice were overwhelmed and confused this morning, after a Facebook outage meant they were unable to see how far...
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Convenient ‘Shuttle Plane’ Service To Link Western Sydney Airport To City
Passengers arriving at the new Western Sydney Airport will be able to take advantage of a regular and affordable shuttle plane service into Sydney Airport, from...
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Derelict Sydney Townhouse Listed For $1.5 Million, In Amusing April Fools Day Prank
A run-down two-bedroom flat without a toilet is asking $1.5 million, it has been revealed.
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Australia Has Faster Internet Than Equatorial Guinea, Turnbull Reassures Nation
Australia’s average internet speed is well above those calculated in North Korea and Equatorial Guinea, the Prime Minister said today, reassuring Australians worried by our...
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