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Your IQ Is 150 Minus The Number Of Toilet Paper Rolls You Have In Your House Right Now 
A new, simpler measure of intelligence has been developed which is calculated by subtracting the number of rolls of toilet
George, Matt and Gary Walk Away From MasterChef After Channel 10 Offers Them $9 An Hour
Channel 10 say they are surprised they could not reach a contract agreement with MasterChef judges George Calombaris, Matt Preston
Clive Palmer Could Have Won Same Amount Of Seats With Half The Spend, Analysis Shows
Expert analysis shows that mining magnate Clive Palmer could have won zero seats with just $30 million – half of
Shorten Forced To Ad-lib Conversation At Family Breakfast, After Advisor Forgets To Send Through Talking Points
Without a script or even a bullet list of talking points, Labor leader Bill Shorten was this morning forced to
Only 80% Of Australians Are Wellness Bloggers, New Jobs Figures Show
Surprising new employment figures released today have revealed that only four in five Australians have a wellness blog or app
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Mum’s Spag Bol Drops Out Randomly Without Notice, Telstra Confirms
The ‘spag bol’ that Telstra was referring to in its recent advertising campaign often isn’t available, and can be missing
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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods
A new range of paleo bars replicate the ease, convenience and colourful packaging that cavemen would have been accustomed to,
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Both People Who Filled Out Census Were 38 Year-Old Women, ABS Confirms
The two women who managed to get onto the census website before it crashed were 38 year old mothers of
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Inquiry Into MP Expenses To Be Held In Port Douglas
An upcoming inquiry into politicians’ entitlements will take place in a gorgeous beachside resort in far-north Queensland, Malcolm Turnbull has
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South Africa Skilfully Exploits Aussies’ Weakness: Cricket
South Africa has convincingly won the second test in Hobart after doggedly honing in on Australia’s Achilles heel – batting,
Thousands Of Australians Come Out As Straight After Eric Abetz’s Moving Appeal
Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has given heterosexual Australians all over the country the courage to tell their friends and family
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Government ‘Not Ruling Out’ GIANT FUCKING STORM As Cause Of SA Blackouts
The Federal Government says it is considering the full range of potential causes for the recent South Australian power outage,
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China To Exit South China Sea, After Linchpin Stands Down
Saying they no longer had the support of people in powerful places, the Chinese Government have announced that they will
Shorten Whips Labor Faithful Into Frenzy Of Moderate Excitement
Channeling the inspiring words of Keating and Hawke, just without the charisma, Labor leader Bill Shorten had his party’s faithful
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Clive Palmer To Retire, To Spend More Time With His Family
Saying he wanted to be around to see Rip and Molly grow up to be big dinosaurs, Queensland billionaire and