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Support quality Australian fake news

Facebook likes are great, but unfortunately they can’t be used to pay for groceries. We tried. It was awkward. 

From just a few dollars a month, you can help us to continue doing what we do. Subscriptions to other satirical websites like The Australian cost way more. There are three different levels to choose from. Each comes with the special feeling that you’ve supported something significant.

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BRONZE

$3 PER MONTH

$36 PER YEAR


You'll get that special warm feeling that you've contributed to the ongoing sustainability of Australian satire. We'll also send you a personal welcome email, an 'Understanding Australia's Coronavirus Restrictions' information sheet and the Shovel's exclusive 'Political Power Page'.

It's like buying us a coffee each month. (Or three shit coffees from 7 Eleven)

  • Personal welcome email
  • The Shovel's Political Power Page
  • A 'Go' from Scott Morrison'
  • Warm fuzzy feeling
  • Occasional discounts and other stuff.

SILVER

$5 PER MONTH

$60 PER YEAR


Everything from Bronze, PLUS a Tony Abbott "Prime Minister: 2013 - 1955" memorial bumper sticker, a Shovel greeting card, a Peter Dutton fridge magnet + exclusive content and offers.

It's like buying us a coffee each month. (An expensive one. Probably single origin. Made by a guy with a beard).

  • Personal welcome email
  • The Shovel's Political Power Page
  • A 'Go' from Scott Morrison'
  • Tony Abbott memorial bumper sticker
  • Shovel Christmas card
  • Peter Dutton fridge magnet
  • Exclusive content
  • Extra warm fuzzy feeling

GOLD

$10 PER MONTH

$120 PER YEAR


Everything from Silver, PLUS a signed copy of the 2020 Shovel Annual. Plus discounts, offers & other wonderful stuff throughout the year.

At $10 a month, it's like buying us a pint each month. Or paying the entire tax bill of a multi-national organisation.

  • Personal welcome email
  • Signed copy of The 2020 Shovel Annual
  • The Shovel's Political Power Page
  • A 'Go' from Scott Morrison'
  • 2 x Tony Abbott memorial bumper stickers
  • Shovel Christmas card
  • Peter Dutton fridge magnet
  • Exclusive content
  • BIG discounts to live shows, offers & stuff
  • Huge warm fuzzy feeling

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