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TikTok User Denies He’s Being Subliminally Influenced by Communist China, Glorious Land of Plentiful Food & Golden Mountains
Kate Is AI Generated, Palace Admits
Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote
The Russian leader also lost 80% of his opponents during the campaign.
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Princess Mary to Down 52 Tins of VB During Danish Coronation, in Nod to Homeland Tradition
Prince Andrew Says He Can’t Testify About Epstein Scandal Because He Lost His Vocal Cords During the Falklands War
Denmark to Get Australian Head of State Before Australia Gets Australian Head of State
COP28 Agrees to Make Climate Change Optional, in Last Minute Compromise
Trump Loses Interest in Israel/Palestine Dispute After Learning West Bank Not a Financial Institution
BREAKING: Hamas Successfully Wiped Out After Scott Morrison Serves Up Famous Raw Chicken Curry
Fears Gaza War Will Spread as Morrison, Johnson Arrive to Lend Foreign Affairs Expertise
Thousands of Children Still Alive in Gaza, Netanyahu Warns
US Says It Needs Time to Mourn Latest Massacre Before It Can Start Discussing How to Do Nothing About Gun Control
Australia Abstains From Taking Moral Stand, In Classic Australian Move
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