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Trump Yet To Realise He No Longer Needs To Fire One Person A Week
US President and former host of The Apprentice Donald Trump is still under the impression he needs to fire one person a week until there...
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Preparations To Do Nothing About Next School Massacre Now In Place, Government Confirms
After weeks of lengthy deliberations, US lawmakers have finally put the finishing touches to a detailed plan that would see them do nothing the next...
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US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks
Donald Trump has proposed radical new measures that would see lifeguards on US beaches carrying live sharks, in an attempt to limit the number of...
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Man At Centre Of Gun Debate Is Paid Actor
A man who has been at the centre of America’s gun debate since the Florida school shooting tragedy, is actually being paid by vested interests,...
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Time To Move On (To Next Massacre) US Legislators Say
After three days of grieving, legislators in the US have said it is now time for Americans to put the Florida shooting behind them and...
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“At This Terrible Time It Is My Job To Make You Feel Safe” President Tells NRA
In a speech following the recent school shooting, US President Donald Trump has told gun advocacy groups that they have no reason to feel afraid...
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Clinton’s 1st Year In Office Would Have Been Much Shorter, Trump Claims
Donald Trump marked his first year in office this weekend, saying it was the longest first year of any President ever, and much longer than...
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US Government Shutdown: Americans Surprised To Learn Government Was Previously Operational
Americans were stunned to discover that their Government had shutdown this weekend, having been totally unaware that it had even been functioning in the first...
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Trump Forgets To Build Wall
The US President has forgotten to build a 1,989 mile wall between his country and Mexico, it has emerged.
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Kim Jong-un Claims He Is An Even Bigger Stable Genius
Just hours after Donald Trump claimed he was a “very stable genius”, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un hit back, saying he was an even bigger...
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Trump Announces Plans To Count To A Million
US President Donald Trump will count to a tremendously large number, it has been confirmed.
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Man To Marry Woman
Two people are getting married, it has been revealed.
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Trump Named Time Magazine’s ‘Toddler of the Year’
Donald Trump has been named the most influential little boy in the world.
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Trump Campaign Denies Any Involvement In US Election
Donald Trump’s campaign has distanced itself from the 2016 US presidential election, saying it had never even heard of the election until now.
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America Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush
Americans have looked back nostalgically at the days of their 43rd President, when policy was balanced, thought-through and well-articulated.
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