World
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Trump Boasts To Queen About How Much Property He Owns
Referring to himself as ‘property royalty’, Donald Trump offered to give the Queen a free lesson in wealth accumulation, as the two walked through the...
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“It Was A Tragedy” Lions Who Killed Poachers Say They Forgot To Take Selfie For Social Media
The pride of lions who attacked and killed a group of rhino poachers in a South African game park say they have made a grave...
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Melania Trump Travels To Event Wearing Hideous, Inappropriate Husband
The First Lady has been widely condemned for going out in public sporting an offensive husband in a move that many have described as ‘tone...
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Jacinda Ardern Becomes First Prime Minister With Children Since Last Prime Minister
Jacinda Ardern has again broken new ground in New Zealand politics, becoming the first Prime Minister to balance the dual roles of parent and PM...
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Trump-Kim Meeting To Take Place In High Security Playpen
Security measures have been ramped up for the upcoming meeting between Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un, with the leaders to meet in in a playpen...
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The New French Citizenship Test Looks Tough
Experts have described France’s new citizenship test as amongst the most difficult in the world, after a new baby-rescuing challenge was added to the examination.
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Harry And Meghan Agree To Split Housework 50/50 Between Their Servants
Saying it was time to move on from traditional gender roles, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan have asked their personal wait staff to do...
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Melania Hospitalised For Kidney Problems – Donald Offers To Sell Her His
Donald Trump says he is willing to give his sick wife his kidney, “at a fair price”.
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Will & Kate: “We Take Turns Asking The Nanny To Change The Nappies”
In another sign of a more modern, in-touch Royal Family, Prince William and wife Kate have cast aside traditional gender roles and now share the...
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North Korean Man Flees South To Escape Brutal, Sadistic Regime
Smiling widely as the realisation of his escape sunk in, a 35 year-old North Korean man said he would never again have to fear the...
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Royal Carriage Fitted With Third Child Seat
Prince William was this morning trying to get the child seat strap to reach the bloody anchor bolt in his Grandma’s old carriage.
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World Down To Its Last Few Spearmint Rhinos, Concerned Researchers Report
There are only a dozen or so Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Clubs remaining in the world, a group of young male researchers has confirmed.
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Russians Did Not Influence Outcome Of Russian Election
Russians have played absolutely no role in shaping the outcome of the recent Russian election, international observers say.
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Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote
Russian President Vladimir Putin has narrowly retained office, obtaining just over two out of every two votes in the recent national elections.
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Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status
Hundreds of Rohingya men and women from Myanmar have begun to learn the skills required to become white South African farmers, in the hope it...
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