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Incredible! Donald Trump Has Highest Approval Rating Ever When You Sum Up All The Different Polls
Donald Trump has an amazingly-high approval rating of 167% when you add up the figures from ABC, Gallup, Wall Street Journal and CNN.
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Moving New Memorial Lists Names Of All Bowling Green Massacre Victims
US President Donald Trump today unveiled a poignant new memorial in Bowling Green, Kentucky, a lasting tribute to all zero people who lost their lives there.
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US Travel Ban: Muslim-Americans Follow Lead Of Republicans By Pretending To Be Christian
With many Muslims now banned from entering the United States, some have been left with no choice but to pretend to be Christian – a...
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2 Million New Facts Created In Trump Administration’s First Week
In a stunningly successful first week for the Trump administration, the US has seen the creation of over two million new facts, spurred on by increased confidence and...
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Illegal Votes? Reports Mysterious Foreigner Voted 3 Million Times In US Election
Donald Trump’s repeated claim that millions of illegal votes were cast in the recent presidential election appear to be true, with reports that one man...
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Trump Staff Gather To Decide On This Week’s Facts
Donald Trump’s White House team got straight down to business this morning, putting together the facts that will underpin their first week in office.
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Trump Watches Prostitutes Urinate On Oval Office, In Traditional Presidential Handover
In what has become an elegant and essential component of the presidential transition, new president Donald Trump oversaw the traditional ‘pissing on the Oval Office’ today, in...
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Historic! Here’s The Original Inauguration Speech Before It Was Translated Into English
Главный судья Робертс, президент Картер, президент Клинтон, президент Буш, президент Обама, дорогие американцы, и люди мира: Спасибо. Мы, граждане Америки, в настоящее время вступил в...
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Inauguration Marred By Deranged Man Walking Right Onto Stage
A mentally disturbed man has tainted the otherwise smooth running of the 45th Presidential inauguration, casually walking onto the stage and giving what appeared to...
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Performers For Trump Inauguration Confirmed
The Wiggles will headline the entertainment component of Donald Trump’s inauguration, it has been confirmed.
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Putin Happy To Let Trump Do Day-to-Day Running Of US
Just days before his inauguration, Vladimir Putin says he is pragmatic about his new role in the US, and is happy to let his man on...
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America Asks To Watch 70 Year-Old Man Piss All Over Them
In what has been described as an ‘odd fetish’, Americans have asked a 70 year-old New York man to urinate all over them while they...
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World Utterly Un-Shocked By News President-Elect Paid Prostitutes To Urinate On Him
The world has heard the news about the future leader of the free world paying to be urinated on by a prostitute, said ‘sounds legit’,...
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Trump Named In Time Magazine’s ‘50 Most Influential Children Of 2016’
Time Magazine has included Donald Trump in its inaugural list of influential boys and girls, after the little boy managed to convince millions of people...
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Last Resort: Syrian Rebels Consider Launching Devastating Online Petition
After more than 5 years of armed conflict, Syrian rebels are turning to increasingly drastic measures, with some now considering the once-unthinkable option of setting...
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