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Sign Language Interpreter For Trump’s UN Speech Just Using Middle Fingers
Experienced United Nations sign language interpreter Julia Marizo said her translation of Donald Trump’s speech involved nothing but waiving her middle fingers in the air...
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Trump Vows To Protect The US From All Foreign Undocumented Hurricanes
With the impending threat of Hurricane Irma in the Caribbean, US President Donald Trump has taken a tough stance against tropical storms travelling from south...
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Americans Build Statue Of Trump, Just So They Can Tear It Down Again
Calling the process ‘cathartic’, millions of Americans have helped fund a giant statute of Donald Trump and then immediately called for it to be torn...
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Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Third Child
In a decision that many are labelling irresponsible, a Kensington couple who only two years ago had their second child, is to have another, despite...
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Trump Orders Testing Of New, More Powerful 280 Character Tweet, As North Korea Crisis Escalates
Donald Trump has asked US scientists to begin development of a longer, more potent Tweet apparatus, upping the ante in an increasingly tense arms race...
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War on Drugs: Trump Agrees To Put His Name On Ecstasy Tablets To Ensure Its Business Model Fails
As part of the US Government’s ongoing War on Drugs, US President Donald Trump has generously agreed to lend his name and image to ecstasy...
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Nation Permanently Damaged After Looking Right At Trump Presidency
The US has been irreparably and permanently damaged after looking right at the ball of burning hot gas that is their president.
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White House Movember Plans Leaked
The White House will put a new spin on Movember activities this year, with male staff members set to grow a quirky narrow moustache in...
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Earth Named Universe’s Most Liveable Planet For 2 Billionth Year Running
Earth has been named the most liveable planet in the universe for the 2 billionth year in a row.
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World Leaders Wary Of Negotiating With Crazy, Unpredictable Despot, And Kim Jong-Un
As tensions between the US and North Korea heighten, world leaders say it would be wise to tread carefully when dealing with the notoriously erratic...
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North Korea Threatens To Completely Photoshop America Off The Map
North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un says he could have the US wiped out with just the click of a mouse and a few retouching...
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Trump Restless As North Korea Briefing Ambles Past 30 Second Mark
Tapping his fingers on the table and looking impatiently around the room, US President Donald Trump asked if things could perhaps be sped up a...
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Trump Promises ‘Jobs For All Americans’ (One At A Time As Communications Director)
President Donald Trump has made good on his promise to put all Americans in work, with each of the 250 million employable-age citizens to have...
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Trump Issues Fifth Final Warning To North Korea On Missile Launches
Donald Trump says he will definitely and absolutely, without a doubt, possibly launch military action against North Korea if they don’t shut down their missile...
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Donald Trump Jr Says Meeting With Russia Was ‘Nyet Big Deal’
Claiming that his twenty minute meeting with a Russian lawyer was nothing more than a Простой разговор между двумя незнакомцами, Donald Trump Junior says that...
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