World
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Trump Announces Plans To Count To A Million
US President Donald Trump will count to a tremendously large number, it has been confirmed.
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Man To Marry Woman
Two people are getting married, it has been revealed.
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Trump Named Time Magazine’s ‘Toddler of the Year’
Donald Trump has been named the most influential little boy in the world.
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Trump Campaign Denies Any Involvement In US Election
Donald Trump’s campaign has distanced itself from the 2016 US presidential election, saying it had never even heard of the election until now.
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America Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush
Americans have looked back nostalgically at the days of their 43rd President, when policy was balanced, thought-through and well-articulated.
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Trump Shows Off Stylish New Trump Windbreaker™ Product Line At Puerto Rico Hurricane Shelter
US President Donald Trump has used the opportunity of a trip to Puerto Rico to spread awareness of his fabulous Trump Windbreaker™ product line.
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Republicans Urge Americans To Respect Moral Authority Of Laws Written By Slave Owners
Leading voices in Congress have reminded the American public that gun ownership is enshrined within the constitution, a document conceived by men who possessed impeccable...
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US Legislates Mandatory Thoughts And Prayers To Curb Mass Shootings
Strict new laws implemented today will require Americans to think and pray daily, in radical new measures designed to reduce gun-related deaths.
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“If Only We’d Known He Was A Flawed Candidate Before The Election” Disillusioned Americans Say
Disheartened Americans are wishing there was some kind of sign or warning that Donald Trump would turn out to be such an intolerant, divisive and...
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Sign Language Interpreter For Trump’s UN Speech Just Using Middle Fingers
Experienced United Nations sign language interpreter Julia Marizo said her translation of Donald Trump’s speech involved nothing but waiving her middle fingers in the air...
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Trump Vows To Protect The US From All Foreign Undocumented Hurricanes
With the impending threat of Hurricane Irma in the Caribbean, US President Donald Trump has taken a tough stance against tropical storms travelling from south...
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Americans Build Statue Of Trump, Just So They Can Tear It Down Again
Calling the process ‘cathartic’, millions of Americans have helped fund a giant statute of Donald Trump and then immediately called for it to be torn...
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Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Third Child
In a decision that many are labelling irresponsible, a Kensington couple who only two years ago had their second child, is to have another, despite...
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Trump Orders Testing Of New, More Powerful 280 Character Tweet, As North Korea Crisis Escalates
Donald Trump has asked US scientists to begin development of a longer, more potent Tweet apparatus, upping the ante in an increasingly tense arms race...
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War on Drugs: Trump Agrees To Put His Name On Ecstasy Tablets To Ensure Its Business Model Fails
As part of the US Government’s ongoing War on Drugs, US President Donald Trump has generously agreed to lend his name and image to ecstasy...
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