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Trump Opens Morning Papers To Discover Media Finally Reporting Real News
April 1: After months of reading fake news from publications such as the New York Times and The Washington Post, Donald Trump was delighted this...
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EU Agrees To Brexit Terms, On Proviso Future Ed Sheeran Albums Never Enter Europe
The European Union will allow Britain to leave Europe and keep all the benefits of the common market, provided they never have to listen to an Ed Sheeran...
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White House Cancels Climate Change
Donald Trump has withdrawn from all climate change, effective immediately.
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Trump Relieved To Discover His Crushed Ego Covered Under Obamacare
Donald Trump failed to get his health care plan past his own party this week, but was consoled by the fact that his shattered reputation...
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New Health Care Plan To Give Americans More Choice In Which Company Denies Their Insurance Claim
Donald Trump’s new healthcare plan will open up competition and give Americans the freedom to choose whichever insurance company they want to deny their claim,...
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FBI Concedes It May Never Identify Which Trump Staffer Didn’t Consult With Russians During Election
In a frank admission about its investigation, the FBI says it may never uncover the one guy within the Trump campaign team who didn’t meet...
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Mike Pence Says His Email Definitely Not Hacked And That There Are Some Great Money-Making Opportunities For The US In Nigeria
US Vice President Mike Pence has assured journalists that his personal AOL email account was not hacked during his time as Governor of Indiana. He...
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These Pics Of A Young Donald Trump Are Breaking The Internet
Forget young Justin Trudeau or young Joe Biden, a collection of pictures of Donald Trump in his junior days is burning up the internet.
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Cute! Man Who Looks Like Rotting Carcass Thinks He Has Superior Genes
A man whose skin is literally falling of his face thinks he comes from a superior race, it has emerged.
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‘Newly Discovered’ Planets Have Actually Been Around For Ages, Hipster Astronomer Says
The seven so-called ‘newly discovered’ planets were a thing way before today, an annoying bearded man who works at NASA has pointed out.
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Trump, Russia Dispel Collusion Rumours, In Carefully Crafted Joint Statement
The Trump campaign and the Russian administration have never worked together or spoken with each other, a carefully worded joint statement released to media today...
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Trump Adds Nordstrom To List Of Countries Facing US Travel Ban
Citizens of the Scandinavian country Nordstrom will be unable to fly to the US from today, President Trump has confirmed.
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Trump Asks Justin Trudeau If He’s Ready To Get Down To Business
US President Donald Trump wants to know if his Canadian guest is ready to go to the playroom now, it has emerged.
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Situation Room Converted Into Twitter Room
The White House’s intelligence and national security facility has been converted into a comfortable place for Donald Trump to tweet, it has emerged.
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Incredible! Donald Trump Has Highest Approval Rating Ever When You Sum Up All The Different Polls
Donald Trump has an amazingly-high approval rating of 167% when you add up the figures from ABC, Gallup, Wall Street Journal and CNN.
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