World
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US Government Shutdown: Americans Surprised To Learn Government Was Previously Operational
Americans were stunned to discover that their Government had shutdown this weekend, having been totally unaware that it had even been functioning in the first...
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Trump Forgets To Build Wall
The US President has forgotten to build a 1,989 mile wall between his country and Mexico, it has emerged.
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Kim Jong-un Claims He Is An Even Bigger Stable Genius
Just hours after Donald Trump claimed he was a “very stable genius”, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un hit back, saying he was an even bigger...
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Trump Announces Plans To Count To A Million
US President Donald Trump will count to a tremendously large number, it has been confirmed.
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Man To Marry Woman
Two people are getting married, it has been revealed.
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Trump Named Time Magazine’s ‘Toddler of the Year’
Donald Trump has been named the most influential little boy in the world.
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Trump Campaign Denies Any Involvement In US Election
Donald Trump’s campaign has distanced itself from the 2016 US presidential election, saying it had never even heard of the election until now.
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America Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush
Americans have looked back nostalgically at the days of their 43rd President, when policy was balanced, thought-through and well-articulated.
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Trump Shows Off Stylish New Trump Windbreaker™ Product Line At Puerto Rico Hurricane Shelter
US President Donald Trump has used the opportunity of a trip to Puerto Rico to spread awareness of his fabulous Trump Windbreaker™ product line.
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Republicans Urge Americans To Respect Moral Authority Of Laws Written By Slave Owners
Leading voices in Congress have reminded the American public that gun ownership is enshrined within the constitution, a document conceived by men who possessed impeccable...
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US Legislates Mandatory Thoughts And Prayers To Curb Mass Shootings
Strict new laws implemented today will require Americans to think and pray daily, in radical new measures designed to reduce gun-related deaths.
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“If Only We’d Known He Was A Flawed Candidate Before The Election” Disillusioned Americans Say
Disheartened Americans are wishing there was some kind of sign or warning that Donald Trump would turn out to be such an intolerant, divisive and...
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Sign Language Interpreter For Trump’s UN Speech Just Using Middle Fingers
Experienced United Nations sign language interpreter Julia Marizo said her translation of Donald Trump’s speech involved nothing but waiving her middle fingers in the air...
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Trump Vows To Protect The US From All Foreign Undocumented Hurricanes
With the impending threat of Hurricane Irma in the Caribbean, US President Donald Trump has taken a tough stance against tropical storms travelling from south...
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Americans Build Statue Of Trump, Just So They Can Tear It Down Again
Calling the process ‘cathartic’, millions of Americans have helped fund a giant statute of Donald Trump and then immediately called for it to be torn...
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