World
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North Korean Man Flees South To Escape Brutal, Sadistic Regime
Smiling widely as the realisation of his escape sunk in, a 35 year-old North Korean man said he would never again have to fear the...
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Royal Carriage Fitted With Third Child Seat
Prince William was this morning trying to get the child seat strap to reach the bloody anchor bolt in his Grandma’s old carriage.
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World Down To Its Last Few Spearmint Rhinos, Concerned Researchers Report
There are only a dozen or so Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Clubs remaining in the world, a group of young male researchers has confirmed.
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Russians Did Not Influence Outcome Of Russian Election
Russians have played absolutely no role in shaping the outcome of the recent Russian election, international observers say.
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Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote
Russian President Vladimir Putin has narrowly retained office, obtaining just over two out of every two votes in the recent national elections.
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Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status
Hundreds of Rohingya men and women from Myanmar have begun to learn the skills required to become white South African farmers, in the hope it...
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Trump Yet To Realise He No Longer Needs To Fire One Person A Week
US President and former host of The Apprentice Donald Trump is still under the impression he needs to fire one person a week until there...
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Preparations To Do Nothing About Next School Massacre Now In Place, Government Confirms
After weeks of lengthy deliberations, US lawmakers have finally put the finishing touches to a detailed plan that would see them do nothing the next...
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US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks
Donald Trump has proposed radical new measures that would see lifeguards on US beaches carrying live sharks, in an attempt to limit the number of...
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Man At Centre Of Gun Debate Is Paid Actor
A man who has been at the centre of America’s gun debate since the Florida school shooting tragedy, is actually being paid by vested interests,...
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Time To Move On (To Next Massacre) US Legislators Say
After three days of grieving, legislators in the US have said it is now time for Americans to put the Florida shooting behind them and...
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“At This Terrible Time It Is My Job To Make You Feel Safe” President Tells NRA
In a speech following the recent school shooting, US President Donald Trump has told gun advocacy groups that they have no reason to feel afraid...
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Clinton’s 1st Year In Office Would Have Been Much Shorter, Trump Claims
Donald Trump marked his first year in office this weekend, saying it was the longest first year of any President ever, and much longer than...
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US Government Shutdown: Americans Surprised To Learn Government Was Previously Operational
Americans were stunned to discover that their Government had shutdown this weekend, having been totally unaware that it had even been functioning in the first...
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Trump Forgets To Build Wall
The US President has forgotten to build a 1,989 mile wall between his country and Mexico, it has emerged.
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