World
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Nation Permanently Damaged After Looking Right At Trump Presidency
The US has been irreparably and permanently damaged after looking right at the ball of burning hot gas that is their president.
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White House Movember Plans Leaked
The White House will put a new spin on Movember activities this year, with male staff members set to grow a quirky narrow moustache in...
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Earth Named Universe’s Most Liveable Planet For 2 Billionth Year Running
Earth has been named the most liveable planet in the universe for the 2 billionth year in a row.
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World Leaders Wary Of Negotiating With Crazy, Unpredictable Despot, And Kim Jong-Un
As tensions between the US and North Korea heighten, world leaders say it would be wise to tread carefully when dealing with the notoriously erratic...
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North Korea Threatens To Completely Photoshop America Off The Map
North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un says he could have the US wiped out with just the click of a mouse and a few retouching...
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Trump Restless As North Korea Briefing Ambles Past 30 Second Mark
Tapping his fingers on the table and looking impatiently around the room, US President Donald Trump asked if things could perhaps be sped up a...
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Trump Promises ‘Jobs For All Americans’ (One At A Time As Communications Director)
President Donald Trump has made good on his promise to put all Americans in work, with each of the 250 million employable-age citizens to have...
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Trump Issues Fifth Final Warning To North Korea On Missile Launches
Donald Trump says he will definitely and absolutely, without a doubt, possibly launch military action against North Korea if they don’t shut down their missile...
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Donald Trump Jr Says Meeting With Russia Was ‘Nyet Big Deal’
Claiming that his twenty minute meeting with a Russian lawyer was nothing more than a Простой разговор между двумя незнакомцами, Donald Trump Junior says that...
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Parents, Remember To Tell Your Child They’re A High Quality Person Today
In the hustle and bustle of modern daily life, it can be easy to forget the simple power of words. So make it part of...
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US Threatens North Korea With Official Trump Visit
America has responded strongly to North Korean military aggression, threatening to launch a full scale visit by President Donald Trump if the Asian nation doesn’t...
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God Opens Twitter Account To More Easily Check On Thoughts And Prayers
In a sign he is adapting to the digital age, God today opened a Twitter account to allow him to follow #thoughtsandprayers directly.
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Masked British Election Candidate Actually Kevin Rudd, Sources Say
Kevin Rudd has attempted to enter UK politics disguised as Lord Buckethead, it has been revealed.
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Waves Lapping American Cities Will Be ‘Greatest Waves You’ve Ever Seen’ Trump Says
Donald Trump addressed a jubilant group of supporters today, telling them that climate change in America will be better than anywhere else in the world.
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God And Satan’s 2iCs Hammer Out Trade Agreement For This Season’s Soul Harvest
In an unprecedented diplomatic event between His Glorious Kingdom and The Eternal Hellforge of Damnation, representatives from both parties have met in Vatican City to...
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