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Millennials Not Graduating With Right Job Skills Says Boomer Who Can’t Use The Internet
Millennials are not graduating with the right job skills, a report commissioned by a group of CEOs who haven’t worked out how to download it...
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Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows
Standing as close as you can to the baggage carousel at an airport is the best way to speed up your luggage’s arrival, new research...
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Live Updated Pictures Of Liberal Party’s ‘Broad Church’
The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near Toowoomba, it has been revealed.
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The 2018 Shovel Annual Is The Perfect Christmas Gift
It was the year that our Deputy Prime Minister confessed he’d been drunk for the past 18 months, our biggest bank admitted it was collecting...
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Liberal Party Sets Target For Amount Of Empty Rhetoric About Female MPs
Liberal Leader Scott Morrison says he is open to setting minimum targets for the amount of times the party makes a hollow statement about the...
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A message to Shovel members about our $444 million grant
You need to be a Shovel member to access this content. From time to time we create exclusive content for Shovel members. You can become...
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New 3/4 Diet Requires You To Speak About Diet 3/4 Of The Time
A revolutionary new diet which requires devotees to speak about the diet to friends and family three out of every four minutes, has been labeled...
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New One Nation Induction Booklet Now Comes With Handy Resignation Form
Incoming One Nation Senators will pre-fill out their resignation letter as part of the on-boarding process, it has been revealed.
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Royal Carriage Fitted With Third Child Seat
Prince William was this morning trying to get the child seat strap to reach the bloody anchor bolt in his Grandma’s old carriage.
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Commonwealth Bank Opens New Cemetery Branch, To Be Closer To Its Customer Base
Saying it was part of its ‘customer-first strategy’ Commonwealth Bank has announced the opening of a new branch in Melbourne General Cemetery – one of...
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