Under 9’s Fast Bowler Shortens Run-Up To Just 140 Metres

Eight year-old express bowler Jai Matthews has confirmed his next delivery will be off a short run of just 140 metres.

The Shovel & The Chaser Quarterly Present: ‘The War on 2019 – LIVE’

After a sold-out national tour last year, The Chaser Quarterly and The...

An Update On The Shovel’s $423 Million Contract To Run Security On Manus Island

This article is exclusive Shovel member content, which we publish from time...

Millennials Not Graduating With Right Job Skills Says Boomer Who Can’t Use The Internet

Millennials are not graduating with the right job skills, a report commissioned...

Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows

Standing as close as you can to the baggage carousel at an...

Live Updated Pictures Of Liberal Party’s ‘Broad Church’
By The Shovel on December 2, 2018
The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near Toowoomba, it has been revealed.
The 2018 Shovel Annual Is The Perfect Christmas Gift
By The Shovel on October 17, 2018
It was the year that our Deputy Prime Minister confessed he’d been drunk for the past 18 months, our biggest bank admitted it was collecting...
Liberal Party Sets Target For Amount Of Empty Rhetoric About Female MPs
By The Shovel on September 20, 2018
Liberal Leader Scott Morrison says he is open to setting minimum targets for the amount of times the party makes a hollow statement about the...
A message to Shovel members about our $444 million grant
By The Shovel on August 16, 2018
You need to be a Shovel member to access this content. From time to time we create exclusive content for Shovel members. You can become...
New 3/4 Diet Requires You To Speak About Diet 3/4 Of The Time
By The Shovel on July 30, 2018
A revolutionary new diet which requires devotees to speak about the diet to friends and family three out of every four minutes, has been labeled...
New One Nation Induction Booklet Now Comes With Handy Resignation Form
By The Shovel on June 14, 2018
Incoming One Nation Senators will pre-fill out their resignation letter as part of the on-boarding process, it has been revealed.
Royal Carriage Fitted With Third Child Seat
By The Shovel on April 25, 2018
Prince William was this morning trying to get the child seat strap to reach the bloody anchor bolt in his Grandma’s old carriage.
Commonwealth Bank Opens New Cemetery Branch, To Be Closer To Its Customer Base
By The Shovel on April 20, 2018
Saying it was part of its ‘customer-first strategy’ Commonwealth Bank has announced the opening of a new branch in Melbourne General Cemetery – one of...
Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight By Standing Up As Soon As Plane Lands
By The Shovel on February 15, 2018
A Sydney businessman has arrived at his destination almost two full seconds before his fellow passengers, after bolting up into the aisle the moment the...
Bernard Tomic To Become New Face of Quitline
By The Shovel on January 30, 2018
Aussie tennis star Barnard Tomic has been announced as the new face of Quitline, in a campaign that will give thousands of Australians the inspiration...