Sport
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Jarryd Hayne Signs Lucrative Two-Hour Contract With Parramatta Eels
Sports person Jarryd Hayne has inked an impressive new deal that will see him play with NRL side the Parramatta Eels until at least the end...
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American Team Wins World Series For 115th Year Straight
Continuing a stunning run of victories, a team representing America has again won baseball’s World Series, the 115th time an American team has clinched the...
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AFL Announces New ‘Redhead Round’ As Part Of 2018 Fixture
The AFL’s 2018 season will for the first time include a special redhead round, to highlight the previously unacknowledged role of the minority group in...
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Tomic To Skype US Open Loss From His Couch In Monte Carlo
Australian tennis player Bernard Tomic will call-in his first round US Open match loss from a couch in his Monte Carlo home.
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Sportsbet Ad Constantly Interrupted By Football Game
A 3-hour advertisement informing viewers of the latest sports betting odds has been annoyingly interrupted by a game of football, angry fans have revealed.
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Margaret Court Yet To Respond To Controversy Because She’s Been On A Greyhound Bus For The Past 4 Days
Tennis great Margaret Court is unaware of the controversy surrounding her comments about same-sex marriage because she’s been cooped up on a 72-hour coach trip...
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Facebook Outage Crisis: Man’s Friends Totally Unaware He Went For 7.2km Run This Morning
Friends and family of Sydney man John Reice were overwhelmed and confused this morning, after a Facebook outage meant they were unable to see how far...
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Malcolm Turnbull Skols Glass Of ’88 Shiraz-Grenache At SCG
Malcolm Turnbull has gone one better than former PM Bob Hawke, downing a whole glass of reserve Barossa Shiraz-Grenache in just 18 sips, while watching...
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Everyone To Get A Go Playing For Australia This Summer, Cricket Australia Reassures Nation
Saying he was aware of those who hadn’t yet had a turn, Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland said all Australians would get a go at...
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South Africa Skilfully Exploits Aussies’ Weakness: Cricket
South Africa has convincingly won the second test in Hobart after doggedly honing in on Australia’s Achilles heel – batting, bowling and fielding.
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All Australians To Be In Bed By 9:30pm Tonight, Kitty Chiller Advises
Australians must be in their beds, teeth cleaned, by no later than 9:30pm the nation’s Olympics chief Kitty Chiller has advised.
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World’s Top Triple-Jumpers Snub Olympics In Favour Of Lucrative Local League Contracts
In a blow for triple jumping fans, some of the sport’s biggest stars will miss the Rio games, in another example of local club loyalties...
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Phelps Released Back Into Ocean
Saying he was ‘ready to go home’, a group of trainers today released Michael Phelps back into the wild today after more than 15 years...
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Amazing! Olympian Competes Without A Backstory
In an stunning example of overcoming adversity, Australian swimmer Marty Campbell has contested a 100m Olympic freestyle heat without a single inspirational story about the obstacles...
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World Enters Two-Week Period When Throwing Heavy Concrete Ball Deemed Normal
Twirling around in a circle and throwing a 7kg ball as far as you can while wearing a Lyrca suit is not weird at all,...
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