Sport
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378 Day Australian Cricket Season Comes To A Close
Australia’s cricket season has come to an end, just 378 days after it started.
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Confusion As Krygios And Tomic Both Plan To Throw Kooyong Classic Match
In what promises to be a bewildering encounter, Australian tennis stars Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic will face off at the Kooyong Classic on Wednesday,...
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Nine New Marsh Relatives Brought In To Bolster Australian Test Squad
Australian selectors have announced sweeping changes to the line-up for the final test, bringing in nine in-form Marsh brothers to the team.
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Melbourne Cup Moved To Nauru After Influx Of Foreign Horses
The Victorian Racing Club has announced that the 2018 Melbourne Cup will be relocated from Flemington to Nauru after a last-minute intervention from Home Affairs...
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Your definitive guide to the horses most likely to be shot after today’s big race
The race that stops a nation has a history of stopping horses’ hearts. Follow this definitive guide to make the most of your bet and win...
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UFC Championship Bout Marred By Violence
The much anticipated UFC Championship showdown between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Conor McGregor degenerated into an ugly fight on Saturday night after their brutal bout saw...
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AFL Boss Reveals Grand Final Half Time Entertainment
AFL chief Gillon McLachlan has once again shown his common touch, revealing a four-a-side polo comp as the centrepiece of this year’s Grand Final half...
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Proper Pronunciation For People Criticising Lucy Zelic Is ‘Wan-Ker’
The correct way to pronounce people trolling SBS World Cup commentator Lucy Zelic is ‘wan-ker’ (ˈwaŋkə) it has been confirmed.
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Soccer Actually Just That Slow, Optus Confirms
As complaints of dodgy World Cup coverage continued – despite the problem now being fixed – Optus was forced to explain to Australian viewers that...
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France’s Hernandez Cleared To Play Next Game Despite Sustaining 11 Separate Concussions
In what has been described as a miracle recovery, France’s Lucas Hernandez will line up against Peru next week despite suffering from 11 concussions and...
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Etihad Stadium Renamed ‘Marvel Stadium’ To Honour Superhero Who Fed A Family Of Four For Under $1000
Melbourne’s Etihad Stadium will be renamed ‘Marvel Stadium’ in acknowledgement of a local ‘superhuman’ who found a way to keep his family’s food bill to...
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Closing Ceremony: Peter Beattie Unreservedly Apologises To All 43 Attendees
Commonwealth Games Chairman Peter Beattie has spoken to each of the eighteen families who attended last night’s closing ceremony, apologising for the sub-standard event.
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Gold Coast Insecurity Threat Level “Critical” As Actual Athletes Arrive
Gold Coast residents have been warned to stay indoors and avoid social media this week as 4460 actual athletes descend on the #instafit city for...
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Milo Cricket Launches ‘My First Yellow Tape’ For Cricketing Youngsters
Saying it wanted to teach young boys and girls all the skills required to play in the grown-ups’ game, Milo in2CRICKET has launched an exciting...
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John Howard Offers To Step In As Captain For Fourth Test
Former Prime Minister John Howard says he will do the selfless thing and lead Australia during the fourth test in South Africa, if asked.
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