Sport
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France’s Hernandez Cleared To Play Next Game Despite Sustaining 11 Separate Concussions
In what has been described as a miracle recovery, France’s Lucas Hernandez will line up against Peru next week despite suffering from 11 concussions and...
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Etihad Stadium Renamed ‘Marvel Stadium’ To Honour Superhero Who Fed A Family Of Four For Under $1000
Melbourne’s Etihad Stadium will be renamed ‘Marvel Stadium’ in acknowledgement of a local ‘superhuman’ who found a way to keep his family’s food bill to...
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Closing Ceremony: Peter Beattie Unreservedly Apologises To All 43 Attendees
Commonwealth Games Chairman Peter Beattie has spoken to each of the eighteen families who attended last night’s closing ceremony, apologising for the sub-standard event.
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Gold Coast Insecurity Threat Level “Critical” As Actual Athletes Arrive
Gold Coast residents have been warned to stay indoors and avoid social media this week as 4460 actual athletes descend on the #instafit city for...
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Milo Cricket Launches ‘My First Yellow Tape’ For Cricketing Youngsters
Saying it wanted to teach young boys and girls all the skills required to play in the grown-ups’ game, Milo in2CRICKET has launched an exciting...
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John Howard Offers To Step In As Captain For Fourth Test
Former Prime Minister John Howard says he will do the selfless thing and lead Australia during the fourth test in South Africa, if asked.
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Dutton Offers Asylum To White Cricketers Under Attack In South Africa
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has announced plans to offer asylum to a small group of Test cricketers who are being persecuted in South Africa.
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Bernard Tomic Announces New Coaching Clinic
Has your child got a talent for tennis? Want to make sure they do everything they can to reach 50-60% of their potential? Sign them...
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Nelly Yao Secures Australian Open Berth
Sudanese-Australian soccer and AFL star Nelly Yao will take time out of his busy film acting career to play this year’s Australian Open, it has...
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Jarryd Hayne Signs Lucrative Two-Hour Contract With Parramatta Eels
Sports person Jarryd Hayne has inked an impressive new deal that will see him play with NRL side the Parramatta Eels until at least the end...
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American Team Wins World Series For 115th Year Straight
Continuing a stunning run of victories, a team representing America has again won baseball’s World Series, the 115th time an American team has clinched the...
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AFL Announces New ‘Redhead Round’ As Part Of 2018 Fixture
The AFL’s 2018 season will for the first time include a special redhead round, to highlight the previously unacknowledged role of the minority group in...
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Tomic To Skype US Open Loss From His Couch In Monte Carlo
Australian tennis player Bernard Tomic will call-in his first round US Open match loss from a couch in his Monte Carlo home.
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Sportsbet Ad Constantly Interrupted By Football Game
A 3-hour advertisement informing viewers of the latest sports betting odds has been annoyingly interrupted by a game of football, angry fans have revealed.
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Margaret Court Yet To Respond To Controversy Because She’s Been On A Greyhound Bus For The Past 4 Days
Tennis great Margaret Court is unaware of the controversy surrounding her comments about same-sex marriage because she’s been cooped up on a 72-hour coach trip...
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