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People Who Say ‘Happy Friday’ Get Less Sex, Research Shows
Your colleagues who say ‘Happy Friday’ at the end of the working week are probably not getting any, an encouraging new study has found.
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Phones Work With Speakerphone Off, Wankers Told
Mobile telephone devices come with a built-in speaker that you can hear when placed to your ear, it has been revealed.
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Man Was Into Band Way After They Became Popular
A Melbourne man knows about this cool indie band that totally blew up five years ago, friends have revealed.
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New Hipster Bar Now Selling Jam In Schooner Glass
A local pub in Bondi has started selling organic, fair trade raspberry jam in schooner glasses, after realising they were throwing away 40 tonnes of...
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Criminal Activity Higher Among Those Born With Pixelated Faces, Study Finds
Children born with pixelated faces are up to seven times more likely to rob a bank or be part of a real estate scam in...
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Melbourne’s Coldest Morning Of The Year; 18 Queenslanders Found Dead
Melbourne woke up to a chilly 4 degrees this morning, the coldest of the year so far. Eighteen former Queenslanders died.
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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Tissue In Your Washing This Morning
ISIS has released a statement saying it is behind the tissue which became dispersed through an entire load of washing this morning, just hours after...
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Fuck, It’s June
It is the sixth month of 2017, experts claim.
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White Guy With Straw Fedora Survives Entire Party Without Touching Guitar
Callum Whitebridge, a 28-year-old Brisbane man, has shocked his peers by lasting an entire house party without touching the acoustic guitar in the corner.
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Majority Of Weight Loss From Diets Due To Energy Used Talking About Diets, Research Finds
People who follow fad diets burn up to 15,000 calories a day just telling their friends and family about it, new research has found.
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