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Fuck, It’s June
It is the sixth month of 2017, experts claim.
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White Guy With Straw Fedora Survives Entire Party Without Touching Guitar
Callum Whitebridge, a 28-year-old Brisbane man, has shocked his peers by lasting an entire house party without touching the acoustic guitar in the corner.
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Majority Of Weight Loss From Diets Due To Energy Used Talking About Diets, Research Finds
People who follow fad diets burn up to 15,000 calories a day just telling their friends and family about it, new research has found.
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#VanLife: 5 Midnight Pissing Hacks (And The Instagram Filters To Go With Them)
You’re an adventurekin millennial about to trade rental slavery for the elusive freedom that only the owner of a 1999 Toyota Tarago with 110 Instagram...
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Science Is A Hoax, Man Types On Small Electronic Device That Can Do Everything
Science is an elitist fraud, a man has typed on a 150 gram device that can take photos, make phone calls, pinpoint his location, tell...
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This Millenial Turned An Avocado Into A One-Bedroom Apartment And Now Has A Mortgage Of Just $18
Meet Daniel Jacobson, the 25 year-old engineering graduate who turned a plate of smashed avocado on toast into a cosy one-bedroom apartment in South Yarra.
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Out Of Touch Guy At Work Still Talking About Trump Crisis From Yesterday
58 year-old James Ronsworth was this morning still talking about yesterday’s Trump crisis as if it was the most recent scandal that had emerged from...
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Job Fears For 90% Of Millennials After Latte-Art Robot Invented
The vast majority of people under the age of 30 are at risk of losing their job, after a scientist developed a robot that can...
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Man Who Threw Pie At Alan Joyce Sentenced To 24 Hours On A Jetstar Flight
The man who smashed a cream pie into Qantas CEO Alan Joyce’s face has been ordered to spend an entire day in Jetstar economy.
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Phrase ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ Insensitive To Mad People, Committee Finds
The often-used term ‘political correctness gone mad’ should be changed to ‘political correctness that has become anxious or psychologically distressed’, a government committee has recommended.
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