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This Plumber Was Contracted To Do A Last-Minute Job At The Lodge, But Got Confused And Fucked Off To Hawaii For 7 Days
A plumber who was called in to do some urgent pre-Christmas repairs at Scott Morrison’s Canberra residence has followed the
“We Had A Fire Pit At Our Resort In Waikiki Actually”: Scomo Tries Out Phrases With Empathy Consultant, Before Touring Bushfire Affected Areas
Refreshed and reinvigorated after his Hawaii escape, Scott Morrison was throwing around a few ideas with his empathy consultant this
Morrison Arrives Back In Australia After Urgently Jumping On 6th Next Flight Available
Scott Morrison has spent 40 hours rushing back to Australia on a 11-hour flight from Hawaii
NSW Fires Rebranded As ‘Strawberry Contamination’, In Hope Of Encouraging Scott Morrison To Take More Urgent Action
NSW fire chiefs have made the difficult decision to rename the bushfire crisis engulfing the state as a ‘strawberry contamination’,
PM’s Office Confirms Scott Morrison Will Return From The Holiday He Didn’t Take
Scott Morrison will be on the next flight back from the holiday he didn’t take, his office has confirmed
Sydney Man Missing
A Sydney man who lives and works in Canberra hasn’t been seen since Monday, police have revealed. Friends, family, media,
Morrison Says He Is Best Placed To Do Nothing About Bushfires From Hawaii 
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reassured Australians that his holiday to Hawaii will not affect his response to the bushfire
Religious Discrimination Bill To Finally Give Christians Some Sort Of Say In This Country
After decades of being shut out of debate and influence in Australia, Christians will at last be able to speak
Hell To Relocate Main Office To Sydney
Satan has announced plans to shift Hell’s HQ to Sydney, saying conditions there are more favourable
Sydneysiders Rush To Smoking Lounges To Get Relief From Sydney’s Air
People from around Sydney have descended on smoking lounges across the country, in an effort to get a break from
Sydney Takes Up Smoking, In Desperate Bid To Be Cooler Than Melbourne
Sydney smokes now, friends have revealed
Morrison Finally Responds To Sydney Smoke Crisis By Announcing Religious Discrimination Bill
After weeks of silence Prime Minister Scott Morrison has finally responded to the smoke crisis engulfing Australia’s biggest city, releasing
Albo Returns To Traditional Labor Values, Promising To Distribute Climate Change More Equally Across Entire Nation
Confirming his support for coal yesterday, Labor leader Anthony Albanese said his party offered a genuine alternative to the Coalition,
Australian Movies Must Now Include At Least One Road In A Lead Role, After Arts Department Dissolved Into Department For Infrastructure & Transport
All Australian movies will need to include at least one road or other major infrastructure project in a lead role,
angus taylor satire
Angus Taylor Says He Knows For Certain Naomi Wolf Was At Oxford In 1991 Because He Had A Medical Condition Which Meant He Couldn’t Sweat 
Embattled energy minister Angus Taylor says he knows for certain writer Naomi Wolf was at Oxford in 1991 because he