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Hawaii Has Recorded Its First Case Of Coronavirus And Scott Morrison’s Plans For Next Week Are Now Totally Fucked
Scott Morrison’s plans to piss off to Hawaii next week are in disarray, after the US state recorded its first
Scott Morrison Starts Panic-Buying Pina Coladas, As Fears Of Travel Ban Grow
Fearing he may not get to Hawaii again this year, the Prime Minister has cleared the rum, coconut milk and
Labor To Wait For Focus Group Research Before Deciding If It Is For Or Against Coronavirus
Labor Leader Anthony Albanese said the party needs to consider a broad range of views, particularly those of marginal voters,
Residents In Vaucluse And Toorak Have Started Panic-Buying Bidets
Bathroom showrooms in Vaucluse and Toorak have totally sold out of bidets, as nervous residents stock up ahead of a
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Scott Morrison Refuses To Accept Coronavirus Handshake Ban
The Prime Minister says he won’t be following the advice of health professionals concerned about the spread of coronavirus, and
Bridget McKenzie To Head Up Coronavirus Response Force
Saying she had extensive experience in allocating resources to those most in need, Scott Morrison has appointed former sports minister
PM Commits To Zero Climate Policy By 2050
Scott Morrison says his party will have absolutely no climate policy by the year
Government Approves Grant To Build New Opera House In North Sydney, For Benefit Of Rural Australians
The electorate of North Sydney will receive a $300 million grant to build a replica Sydney Opera House on the
Coalition Unwilling To Address Coronavirus Until It Knows Exactly How Much It Will Cost
Health Minister Greg Hunt says it would be reckless to begin tackling the coronavirus epidemic until the final costs are
Bettina Arndt Gives Back Order Of Australia After Realising She Is Denying A More-Deserving Man
Social commentator and men’s rights activist Bettina Arndt has voluntarily handed in her AO, after someone pointed out that, by
Government Activates Coronavirus Emergency Plan: Morrison To Head To Hawaii Immediately
The Australian Government has activated standard emergency procedures in response to the coronavirus threat, with the Prime Minister booked to
Morrison Calls For Royal Commission Into Shape Of Earth
Saying it was important to hear all sides of the story, PM Scott Morrison has announced a Royal Commission to
Morrison Agrees To Bail Out Holden If They Re-Open As An Open-Cut Coal Mine
Scott Morrison has thrown iconic car-maker Holden a lifeline, approving a $200 billion emergency grant to help the troubled carmaker
Scott Morrison Surprises His Wife For Valentine’s Day With 12 Beautiful, Hand-Picked Equestrian Clubs
Scott Morrison has shown his romantic side, surprising his wife Jenny for Valentine’s Day with a dozen show jumping facilities
Morrison Responds Decisively To Sydney Floods By Announcing Funding For Ark
Scott Morrison says the best way to cope with the floods causing havoc across New South Wales is with a