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Labor Party To Close Down Until After Iraq War
The Australian Labor Party will be packed into a sturdy box and placed in a casual storage facility until the
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Freedom Reduced In Order To Maintain Freedom
Government monitoring and surveillance will increase, hold-without charge laws will be re-introduced, and restrictions will be ramped up, in order
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Australia’s Terror Threat Level Raised To ‘Budget Problems’
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken the extraordinary step of raising Australia’s threat level from ‘medium’ to ‘budget problems’, saying
Iraq Mission Being Blatantly Disrupted By Federal Budget, Says Government
Concerns have been raised within Cabinet that local issues may be diverting attention from the more important matter of Australia’s
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Renewable Target: 20% Of Australia’s Electricity To Be Powered By Burning Scientific Reports
With traditional coal supplies in decline, Australia’s energy providers will be encouraged to use scientific reports as a key input
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Government Still Trying To Sell Budget (All Reasonable Offers Considered)
2014 Federal Budget, Urgent Sale Up for sale is one Federal Budget. Only 3 months old, low kms
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Try-Outs For Team Australia To Start Next Month
People wishing to join Team Australia will need to complete a range of sporting challenges, including archery, long jump and
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Local Terrorist Calls It Quits After Dole Payment Threat
Saying he believed in jihad, but not that much, local terrorist Sam Hughes* has decided to call time on his
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Abbott To Send In 3-Star General To Secure Australia’s Internet
Following a week of confusion about the exact details of Australia’s data retention policy, Prime Minister Tony Abbott moved to
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Brandis Reassures Australians: Data Retention Laws Only For People Using World Wide Web
The Government’s new data retention laws will only apply to those young folk using the Information Superhighway, Attorney-General George Brandis
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Abbott Running Out Of Sporting Analogies
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott will be forced to describe his policies using comparisons to sports such as netball, hockey
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Work For Dole: Unemployed To Spend 25 Hours A Week Helping Companies Sift Through Job Applications
Asking unemployed Australians to “apply for a job of a morning, and sort through a pile of poorly-thought out, templated
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Work For Dole: Jobless To Spend 25 Hours A Week Building New Bookshelf For George Brandis
Australians who receive unemployment benefits will be required to work up to 25 hours each week on the construction of
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Vic Opposition Leader Daniel Andrew’s Integrity Handed In To Lost Property
The integrity of Victorian Labor leader Daniel Andrews was handed in to a lost property box at Parliament House this
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Fence To Be Built Between Australia And Indonesia
Work will begin next month on a 3,000 km fence stretching from Christmas Island to Cape York Peninsula, following the