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Abbott Threatens To Turn Off ABC’s Twitter Machine
A furious Tony Abbott has told the ABC he will personally turn off its Twitter at the wall if the
Banksy Reveals Latest Installation
Celebrated street artist Banksy has unveiled his biggest project yet – a full-scale parody of a parliamentary system, perched on
Cabinet: Functioning Exceptionally Well
As you can see from the picture, our cabinet is functioning exceptionally well. Pretty much ‘as-new’ condition. For full details,
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Dyson Heydon ‘Unaware’ Royal Commission Was A Liberal Party Fundraiser
The head of the Royal Commission into trade unions, Dyson Heydon, says he initially did not realise the Commission was
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Eyebrows Raised As Dyson Heydon Accidently Wears Liberal Party Cap To Royal Commission Hearing
Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon has apologised for wearing a Liberal Party cap to the Royal Commission into Union corruption this
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Abbott Announces New Rebate Scheme For Rooftop Coal-Fired Power Stations
Australians who install coal-fired power stations on their roof at home will soon be eligible for a Government-funded rebate, under
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Now’s Not The Time To Start Using Our Conscience, Abbott Warns
Forming policy with the assistance of a conscience could derail the Government’s entire policy platform, the Prime Minister has told
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
A report that ranks countries according to their broadband speed is 57% downloaded, Malcolm Turnbull confirmed today
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Uncanny! Man’s Business Trip Amazingly Coincides With Family’s 4-Day Luxury Holiday
Sometimes it seems like things were just meant to be. That’s what Sydney man Tony Burke was thinking when he
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Charter Helicopter Industry Facing Collapse
A number of Australia’s private helicopter charters have been placed in voluntary administration, following Speaker Bronwyn Bishop’s resignation yesterday
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Bishop Resigns, Budget Returns To Surplus
The Federal Budget will return to surplus next week, not 2020/21 as previously forecast
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We’ll Decide When We’re Being Racist, White People Tell Black People
White Australians will advise non-white Australians as soon as they start being racist, it has been decided
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Bipartisan Support For Extensive Cosmetic Changes To Parliamentary Entitlements
Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Opposition Leader Bill Shorten announced today that they will work together to deliver sweeping tweaks
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Labor Meet To Discuss New Ways To Remain Irrelevant
Labor delegates will meet in Melbourne this weekend, with the party divided on the best ways to alienate their supporter
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Abbott Puts Forward Suggestion For New Flag For When NT Becomes A State
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has conceded that Australia’s flag may need to change if the Northern Territory becomes a state,