The Nation
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Man Has A Few Beers, Accidentally Goes To America To Ask NRA For $20 Million
Sporting a sore head, but otherwise in good spirits, Sydney man Robbie Longman says he accidentally hopped on a plane and lobbied America’s most influential...
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Claims Pauline Hanson Read Book About Port Arthur Massacre Dismissed As ‘Ridiculous’
Pauline Hanson’s claims that she once read a book about the Port Arthur massacre have been described as nothing more than a wild conspiracy theory...
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Hanson Says She’s Heard Claims Made By Al Jazeera And Will Confront Him About It Personally
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has reacted angrily to reports that Al Jazeera secretly recorded her staff soliciting gun lobby funding, saying she will call...
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Michael Daley Resigns, Replaced By Asian With PhD
NSW Labor leader Michael Daley has stepped aside after his party’s loss at Saturday’s state election. Unsurprisingly, his job was immediately taken by an Asian...
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“I Was Concerned Negative Muslim Sentiment Was Taking Focus Away From African Gangs” Morrison Says
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has clarified his alleged comments from a 2010 shadow cabinet meeting, saying he was simply concerned that the rise in anti-Muslim...
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Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Racism
The Government has denounced Fraser Anning’s response to the recent Christchurch terrorist attack, saying it was incumbent on all politicians to at least give the...
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Ararat Prison To Build New ‘Catholic Priest Wing’
Saying its current Catholic priest block was bursting at the seams, Hopkins Correctional Facility in Ararat has announced plans for a dedicated wing to house...
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Barnaby Joyce Says Nationals Not Married To Liberal Party. “We Just Get Together To Fuck Australians Once In A While”
Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce says his party’s relationship with the Liberal Party is more of an MP-staffer style arrangement than a proper marriage.
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“I’m The Elected Deputy PM Of Australia”, Says Some Random Kiwi Nutter
Some bloke from New Zealand reckons he’s the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia.
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MPs Should Be Chosen On Merit, Not Gender, Says Man Who Can’t Count To 43
A Queensland politician who last year fucked up the basic task of counting beyond forty, says members of parliament should be chosen on the basis...
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We Should Afford George Pell The Assumption Of Innocence Until Proven Guilty By Andrew Bolt
EDITORIAL: There has been much written about the trial of Cardinal George Pell in recent days, a great deal of it highly critical of Australia’s...
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Work Experience Kid Offered Government Ministry
A 17 year-old boy who started an internship at the Liberal Party last November has worked his way up to a cabinet position, it has...
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Disappointment As Peter Dutton Announces He Won’t Be Retiring At The Upcoming Election
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has formally announced he won’t be retiring. The news was met with sadness across Parliament and the nation.
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Climate Change Is Humanity’s Biggest Threat Until The Election, Morrison Says
Announcing a new range of policies to tackle climate change, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told journalists that global warming is the biggest challenge the...
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Howard: “I Only Give Character References To Respectable Paedophiles”
Former Prime Minister John Howard has clarified his decision to give a character reference to George Pell, saying he only provides testimonials for the most...
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