The Nation
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We Should Afford George Pell The Assumption Of Innocence Until Proven Guilty By Andrew Bolt
EDITORIAL: There has been much written about the trial of Cardinal George Pell in recent days, a great deal of it highly critical of Australia’s...
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Work Experience Kid Offered Government Ministry
A 17 year-old boy who started an internship at the Liberal Party last November has worked his way up to a cabinet position, it has...
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Disappointment As Peter Dutton Announces He Won’t Be Retiring At The Upcoming Election
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has formally announced he won’t be retiring. The news was met with sadness across Parliament and the nation.
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Climate Change Is Humanity’s Biggest Threat Until The Election, Morrison Says
Announcing a new range of policies to tackle climate change, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told journalists that global warming is the biggest challenge the...
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Howard: “I Only Give Character References To Respectable Paedophiles”
Former Prime Minister John Howard has clarified his decision to give a character reference to George Pell, saying he only provides testimonials for the most...
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Gastroenterologist Katie Allen Enters Politics To Work With Even Bigger Arseholes
Gastroenterologist Katie Allen has been pre-selected to contest the safe Liberal seat of Higgins, saying she is looking forward to continuing her work with arseholes.
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Liberal Party Considers Changing Rule That Requires Female MPs To Have Permission From Their Husband
Saying it was willing to ‘try anything’ to get more women in parliament, the Liberal Party is considering altering a decades-old rule that requires a...
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Liberal Party Asked To Spread Scandals Out More Evenly Across Month
Pointing out that it’s hard to keep up with all of this outrageous shit when it’s all happening at once, Australians have politely asked if...
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Cormann Says He Calls Woolworths CEO Each Week To Do Grocery Shop
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann has told a Senate hearing that he does his weekly shop over the phone with Brad Banducci, CEO of Woolworths Group,...
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Finance Minister Had ‘No Idea’ People Had To Pay For Their Own Holidays
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann said he was not previously aware of the Australian tradition of people paying for their own family holidays.
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Scott Morrison Gives Wife Gorgeous Lump Of Coal For Valentine’s Day
Proving he’s still a ladies’ man, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that he gave his wife a stunning lump of coal this morning, as...
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Morrison Writes To People Smugglers, Begging Them Not To Cross Australia’s Borders Which Are NOW OPEN!!
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has appealed to Indonesian people smugglers, begging them not to attempt to cross into Australian waters which are now totally open...
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Australians Not Frightened Enough, Government Says
Australians are not displaying the levels of fear required of them in an election year, Scott Morrison has warned.
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Tim Wilson Confirms That Election Ballot Paper Will Now Contain Option To Donate To Liberal Party
Voters in the upcoming election will have the option to donate to the Liberal Party when they fill in their ballot paper, in an innovative...
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Tim Wilson Agrees To Inquiry Into His Conduct, To Be Chaired By Tim Wilson
Liberal Party MP Tim Wilson has conceded that his running of the franking credits inquiry is conflicted, and has agreed to an inquiry into his...
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