Politics
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New Expenses Algorithm Just Assumes All Government Ministers Are Misusing Entitlements
Every minister in the federal government has been sent a letter saying they need to pay back thousands of dollars in entitlements, with the burden...
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One Nation Senator Rod Culleton Declared Vacant
Senate President Stephen Parry has ruled that One Nation Senator Rod Culleton is not all there.
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One Nation Candidate ‘Not The Right Kind Of Bigot’ Hanson Says
Parliamentary candidate Shan Ju Lin has the ignorance and bigotry required of One Nation candidates, but just not in the right areas, Party leader Pauline...
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Sussan Ley Pauses Briefly During Apology To Buy Must-Have Canberra Apartment
Fronting media for the first time since her travel entitlement scandal surfaced, Health Minister Sussan Ley read a pre-prepared apology in front of media today,...
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People Pursued By Centrelink Advised To Become Multi-National Companies
Becoming a large international corporation is the simplest way to avoid paying the money you owe the Government, it has been revealed.
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Sussan Ley Nips Down To Shops To Buy Milk, Spontaneously Buys Shop As Well
Health Minister Sussan Ley has impulse-purchased a shop, on a trip to the shops today.
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Abbott Sustains Back Injury Lifting Parliamentary Entitlements
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has injured his back lifting parliamentary privileges. He forgot to bend his knees.
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Malcolm Turnbull’s Leather Jacket Pens Heartfelt Plea For Freedom
In a rare break from its characteristic silence, Malcolm Turnbull’s leather jacket has written an open letter to the Prime Minister, begging for freedom.
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Turnbull Makes Quick Call To Cory Bernardi Before Settling On Which Tie To Wear Today
Saying he wanted to avoid a messy backflip later in the day, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull got on the front foot this morning and rang...
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With Backpacker Tax Passed, Turnbull Considering Following John Key And Going Out On Top Of His Game
Saying there is nothing left for him to achieve in politics after the safe passage of the backpacker tax through parliament, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull...
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Abbott’s Environmental Legacy In Tatters After Green Army Scrapped
Former leader Tony Abbott will no longer be remembered as the ‘Environmental Prime Minister’.
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Racism Now Called ‘Tapping Into Political Sentiment’
Being a bigot has been renamed ‘responding to the mood of the electorate’, it has been confirmed.
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Furious Turnbull Speaks Out: ‘We’re Being Run By Elites!’
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull stormed out of the iron gates of his Point Piper residence on Sydney Harbour this week to voice his concern...
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Refugee Swap: Australia To Send Manus Island Detainees To US In Return For 50 Million Democrat Voters
The remaining 1,600 refugees held on Manus Island and Nauru will be sent to America in return for around 50 million Hillary Clinton supporters, in...
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Trump To Build Brutal Island Prison For Illegal Immigrants (Oh No Wait, That’s Australia)
US President-elect Donald Trump* says he will custom build a secretive island prison in the middle of the ocean, to lock up any immigrants trying to...
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