The Nation
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Liberal Party Chooses Scott Morrison To Lose Next Election
Scott Morrison is seen by his colleagues as the best candidate to lead the nation for the next few months before crashing to a demeaning...
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Josh Frydenberg Announces Leadership Challenge, Citing ‘Need For Change’
Announcing plans for a leadership spill today, Deputy Prime Minister Josh Frydenberg said Scott Morrison has not delivered for Australia and that it was time...
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BREAKING: Bill Shorten Wins Liberal Leadership Spill
Bill Shorten has won the Liberal Party leadership ballot, it has emerged.
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Dutton Moves His Childcare Centres To Nauru To Avoid Any Conflict
Peter Dutton moved his childcare clients to Nauru last night, in an attempt to circumvent any contravention of section 44 of the Constitution.
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Turnbull Lists NBN As His Proudest Achi
Recently departed Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says the installa
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Wet Cardboard Box Announces It Will Run As Third, More Charismatic Consensus Candidate
A soggy old box in an alleyway near Parliament House has come forward as a viable alternative to Peter Dutton, saying it would run on...
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A Handy Guide To Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language
The Australian people don’t know a lot about their next Prime Minister. So we’ve put together this handy guide to help you get a better...
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Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to the top job and then...
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Nation Just So Fucking Over This
This is getting ridiculous, it has been revealed.
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Politicians Unable To Reduce Personal Emissions
The nation’s politicians continue to emit large volumes of bullsh*t, with rates increasing in recent days according to studies.
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Dutton Installed With ‘Smile’ Software Upgrade, As Leadership Speculation Grows
In what some say is a sign that Peter Dutton is preparing for a leadership challenge, the Home Affairs Minister was today installed with the...
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Reef Foundation Finally Reveals How It Will Use $444 Million To Reverse Coral Bleaching
Following weeks of speculation, the Great Barrier Reef Foundation has revealed the complex technique it will use to bring colour back to the world’s largest...
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Peter Dutton Reveals His Softer Side, As He Positions For Leadership
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has shed his tough exterior to reveal a softer, creamier side, in an intimate interview with The Shovel.
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Politicians Relieved: Anning’s ‘Final Solution’ Distracts Public From Canberra’s Lack of Actual Solutions
Politicians on both sides of the floor have condemned Senator Fraser Anning’s maiden speech as a racist, dog-whistling, un-Australian diatribe that couldn’t possibly have come...
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Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly Veiled Racism
Both sides of Government have labelled Fraser Anning’s maiden speech ‘appallingly racist’, saying it was incumbent on all politicians to at least give the impression...
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