The Nation
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Immigrants Taking All Our Jobs
People arriving from other countries are stealing some of our best jobs, it has been revealed.
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Abbott Takes On New Role As Spokesperson For Antarctica Tropical Resort Industry
In his inaugural speech for the Antarctica Tropical Resort Association (ATRA), Tony Abbott said that climate change is beneficial, particularly for Antarctic regions looking to...
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Crazy, Ranting Man Claiming To Be Former Prime Minister Of Australia
A deranged, agitated man gate-crashed an event in London today, claiming he was once the head of an industrialised nation.
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Cory Bernardi To Call 1 Million Households To Chat About Gay Sex
Australian Conservatives leader Cory Bernardi will spend the weekend chatting with Australian mums and dads about homosexual intercourse.
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“I Will Reduce Crime In Victoria,” Matthew Guy Tells The Shovel In Exclusive Interview That Cost Us $10,000
Victorian Opposition Leader Matthew Guy is the man to put an end to Melbourne’s rising crime rates, according to the man himself during an interview...
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Turnbull Backs Yes Campaign, Just Wishes He Was In A Position To Do More
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown his support behind the ‘yes’ campaign in the upcoming same-sex marriage survey, but says it is just a pity...
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Barnaby Joyce Calls For Removal Of ‘Biased’ Rainbows From Sky Until Plebiscite Concludes
Saying they should ‘get out of his face’, Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has called for a total ban on rainbows, at least until the same...
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Revealed: How Tightarse Turnbull Used A Fake Baby To Smuggle Grog Into The SCG
The image of the Prime Minister cuddling a baby and drinking a beer at the SCG actually exposes an elaborate ruse to smuggle hard liquor...
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“I Like Babies, But I Wouldn’t Eat A Whole One,” Turnbull Reassures Outraged Public
Malcolm Turnbull has moved to reassure Australians that he didn’t eat the whole baby, after a backlash to an image he released on social media...
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Same Sex Marriage: ABS All Set For 2016 Census
The Australian Bureau of Statistics is ready and raring to go for the 2016 Census, the organisation confirmed in a statement today.
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“I Am Being Silenced” Dick Smith Says In Interview With National Media Network
Dick Smith’s voice isn’t being heard, millions of Australians were told today.
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Abbott’s Salary To Be Paid On Cashless Welfare Card, To Stop Him Drinking At Work
The Government will push ahead with a plan to pay a portion of Tony Abbott’s salary on a new cashless debit card, in an attempt...
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Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Men Wearing Dresses, Church Fears
Legalising same sex marriage is a slippery slope towards men wearing long flowing dresses and jewellery, an advertisement funded by Christian groups has warned.
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‘No’ Campaign Ad Warns Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Widespread Tolerance
Legalising same sex marriage could make people treat others equally, a new advertisement from the Coalition For Marriage has warned.
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Australia Secures Earlybird Bookings For Next Six US Wars
Australia has secured a cracking deal on future international conflicts, bulk-booking our spot in all US-led wars for at least the next three years.
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