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Joyce Slams Andrew Broad For Not Considering Staff Members For Extramarital Affair
Former National Party leader and Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce has slammed his colleague, Andrew Broad, for not considering his personal staff for his extramarital...
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Morrison Responds To Everyday Concerns Of Australians By Recognising West Jerusalem As Israel’s Capital
Saying his government was switched on to the needs of middle Australia, Prime Minister Scott Morrison today announced that Australia would recognise West Jerusalem as...
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Scott Morrison Becomes Longest Serving Prime Minister Since Malcolm Turnbull
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has now been in the top job for longer than anyone since Malcolm Turnbull left the role in August. It makes...
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Peter Dutton Loses UK Leadership Spill
Peter Dutton will not become Britain’s next Prime Minister after failing to realise how the country’s political system works. He received zero votes.
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Hallmark Releases ‘Happy Holidays’ Cards, Just To Fuck With Cory Bernardi
Greeting card company Hallmark has released a range of festive cards that replace the word ‘Christmas’ with ‘Holiday’ just to get on Conservative Australia Party...
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Doctor Explains To Sick Kid On Nauru That He Has A Malignant Government
A doctor at an immigration centre in Nauru has quietly told a young refugee on Nauru of the existence of a malignant government. He has...
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Live Updated Pictures Of Liberal Party’s ‘Broad Church’
The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near Toowoomba, it has been revealed.
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Striking Students Willing To Agree To 8 Sitting Days Next Year
Thousands of Australian students who went on strike today have reached a compromise agreement that would see them go to school 8 days in the...
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Search Continues For Liberal Party Base
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is 100% committed to the Liberal Party’s base and has allocated extra resources to help find it.
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Scott Morrison Blames Labor For Victorian Election Landslide
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says Labor is to blame for the Coalition’s abysmal showing in the 2018 Victorian State Elections, warning voters that Labor may...
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Man Who Called Scott Morrison A ‘Fucking Muppet’ Fined $500 For Offending Muppets
Police have fined a New South Wales man $500 for using language that was deemed derogatory towards Muppets. He compared the well-loved characters to the...
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Panicked Scott Morrison Promises To Move Israeli Embassy To Jakarta
As Australia’s relationship with key trading partner Indonesia deteriorated further, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has hastily scrapped plans to shift Australia’s Israel embassy from Tel...
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Peter Dutton Says Caravan Of Guatemalan Refugees Is Walking Towards Australian Border
Reminding Australians to be alert and alarmed, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has warned of a large ‘caravan’ of Guatemalan refugees walking towards the Australian...
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Morrison ‘Cried & Prayed’ For Asylum Seekers, Just Wished He Was In A Position To Do More
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told an event in Sydney that he ‘cried on his knees’ over the plight of children in Nauru, and just...
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Hanson Rushed To Hospital After Shaking Hands With Mark Latham
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has lost movement in her arm following an extended handshake with new party member Mark Latham.
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