Politics
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Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to the top job and then...
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Sad, Lonely Eric Abetz To Spend Another Day Thinking About Other People Having Sex
Saying he had no interests or hobbies, and no other way to spend his time, Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz confirmed he will again spend the...
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Malcolm Roberts To Use April Fools Day As Valuable Opportunity To Research New Policies
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts says April 1st is one of the few days of the year when he can actually trust the media to...
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Michaelia Cash Insists Low Income Workers ARE Often Found In High Income Households. “Take My Cleaning Staff”
Coalition Senator Michaelia Cash has hit back at claims she can’t name any low income workers in high income households, saying her personal chef Roberto...
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Tough Choice For One Nation Supporters, After Muslim Vaccination Linked To Autism
Supporters of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party will be faced with the heart wrenching decision of whether or not to vaccinate their children against catching...
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“#PrayForMuslimMAN”: Pauline’s Romantic Hopes Dashed By Tragic Tinder Typo
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has made a heartbreaking typing error, writing ‘#PrayForMuslimBan’ rather than ‘PrayForMuslimMan’ on her Tinder profile and an associated video.
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Everyone In Australia Concerned About 18C Gathered For A Photo In Canberra Today
All 41 Australians who are interested in part 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act got together today for a bit of a catch up, as...
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Only Way To Fix Electricity Supply Is To Overhaul Racial Discrimination Act, PM Says
Malcolm Turnbull has responded swiftly to the growing energy crisis gripping parts of the nation, promising to overhaul section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act...
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Dutton Tells CEOs To Stick To Task Of Donating To Liberal Party
Corporations should stay out of supporting causes not related to their own products and services, an angry Peter Dutton told business leaders at a Liberal...
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Australia Has Faster Internet Than Equatorial Guinea, Turnbull Reassures Nation
Australia’s average internet speed is well above those calculated in North Korea and Equatorial Guinea, the Prime Minister said today, reassuring Australians worried by our...
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Typical. John Howard Enters Union Protest With Absolutely No Exit Strategy
Former Prime Minister John Howard hastily entered a long and messy union protest today, without any apparent plan for what to do next.
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Putin Moves To Distance Himself From Pauline Hanson
Russian leader Vladimir Putin moved swiftly to reassure his people that he is no way associated with Pauline Hanson and doesn’t endorse her position, after...
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Ahmed Fahour Actually Quit Australia Post Years Ago. But His Resignation Letter Only Arrived Today
Outgoing Australia Post chief Ahmed Fahour says he sent off his resignation letter in May 2014, but couldn’t officially announce his departure until the letter...
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Hanson Warns Swedish-Style Non Attack Could Happen Here
The terrorist attack that didn’t happen in Sweden over the weekend is a wakeup call for Australians, One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson says.
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Cory Bernardi Vows To ‘Make New Holland Great Again’
Newly independent Senator Cory Bernardi has laid out his plans for his new party, telling a room of supporters that only he can bring New Holland...
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