Global warming has been shelved until at least the next federal election, the Coalition announced today.
Building on his promise from the election campaign, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that every Australian taxpayer will get an additional ten Fair Dinkums...
Home Affairs Minister and maths whiz Peter Dutton says he has the numbers he needs to secure the ALP leadership.
ALP veteran Tanya Plibersek has pulled out of the Labor leadership race, saying fellow ALP heavyweight Albo is the only one who has what it...
Expert analysis shows that mining magnate Clive Palmer could have won zero seats with just $30 million – half of the $60 million he reportedly...
Polling company Newspoll says a recent survey of the nation shows that the vast majority of Australians still believe polls work.
Saying it was like waiting to open presents on Christmas morning, Australians across the country were today eagerly waiting to see what policies they had...
Australia has decided that the best man to lead the country is a man who took an actual pet rock into federal parliament.
Former Prime Minister Tony has conceded defeat in the seat of Warringah, after a long and hotly contested battle against The Year 2019.
Thousands of Australians who are inexplicably excited about the chance to purchase a sausage in bread today, will lose their fucking minds when they discover...
Saying no-one else was going to make the tough choices required to bring Heaven into the 21st Century, Bob Hawke has immediately announced plans to...
Surprising pollsters and political analysts alike, a party that is polling at just over 4% of the national vote speaks for the majority of Australians,...
A Greens voter from Newtown says being right about absolutely everything takes its toll, but he doesn’t see a break coming any time soon.
When you come to vote on election day, you will be given two ballot papers – one the size of the snacks menu at a...
A new high speed rail policy has been announced that will connect the country’s two largest cities once every three years, or more frequently when...