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Lyle Shelton: Why you should vote ‘No’ on the same sex marriage plebiscite
I’m not one to mince my words, so let’s set this off on a diversionary path right from the start. This debate isn’t about marriage...
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Citizenship Audit ‘Too Expensive, Protracted And Inconclusive’ Turnbull Says, As $122 Million Voluntary Postal Survey Enters 8th Week
As uncertainty mounts about the impact of section 44 on the Australian parliament, Malcolm Turnbull says the Government couldn’t possibly consider an expensive, drawn-out process...
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Peter Dutton Dresses Up As Himself In Terrifying Halloween Prank
The Immigration Minister arrived at Parliament House today dressed as Peter Dutton, in a terrifying Halloween prank that startled school children and adults alike.
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Matt Canavan Escapes High Court Ban After Last-Minute Letter From His Mum
The High Court has decided to let Nationals senator Matt Canavan off this time, after he was able to produce a letter from his Mum...
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Roberts To Appeal Citizenship Decision In A Higher Planetary Court
A defiant Malcolm Roberts says he does not agree with the High Court’s decision to bar him from politics, vowing to take the matter to...
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Defiant Joyce Says He Will Continue To Be A Voice For Farmers, Right Across The North Island
Following the High Court’s decision declaring him ineligible to be a member of parliament, Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says he will continue to fight for...
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Tony Abbott Says Jacinda Ardern Will Make “A Great Prime Ministress”
Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has continued his support for women in leadership roles, saying NZ Labour leader Jacinda Ardern was doing a pretty...
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‘National Energy Guarantee’ Aimed At Securing Power For Australian Households And Malcolm Turnbull
Australian families and the Prime Minister will be able to enjoy reliable power for the foreseeable future, following the announcement of the Coalition’s National Energy...
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Energy Policy: Australia To Be Entirely Powered By Tony Abbott’s Bullshit By 2020
Tony Abbott’s ongoing bullsh*t will provide enough energy to power the nation for a generation, a Coalition policy report claims.
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Archbishop Urges ‘No’ Vote: “It’s About Protecting Children. And We Know About Protecting Children”
The Catholic Archbishop of Sydney, Anthony Fisher, says if there’s one thing the Catholic Church can lecture others on, it’s how to best protect children.
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Immigrants Taking All Our Jobs
People arriving from other countries are stealing some of our best jobs, it has been revealed.
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Abbott Takes On New Role As Spokesperson For Antarctica Tropical Resort Industry
In his inaugural speech for the Antarctica Tropical Resort Association (ATRA), Tony Abbott said that climate change is beneficial, particularly for Antarctic regions looking to...
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Crazy, Ranting Man Claiming To Be Former Prime Minister Of Australia
A deranged, agitated man gate-crashed an event in London today, claiming he was once the head of an industrialised nation.
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Cory Bernardi To Call 1 Million Households To Chat About Gay Sex
Australian Conservatives leader Cory Bernardi will spend the weekend chatting with Australian mums and dads about homosexual intercourse.
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“I Will Reduce Crime In Victoria,” Matthew Guy Tells The Shovel In Exclusive Interview That Cost Us $10,000
Victorian Opposition Leader Matthew Guy is the man to put an end to Melbourne’s rising crime rates, according to the man himself during an interview...
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