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Australian man watching riots relieved he doesn’t live in a country with a shameful history of systematic racism and violence against black people
“This is a part of America’s history that they’ve never really come to terms with"
Australians Urge Queensland To Keep Border Closed Indefinitely
Australians have warmed to Queensland’s strict stance on re-opening its borders, saying the state should seriously consider staying shut on
Josh Frydenberg says he has the numbers to challenge Scott Morrison, with the support of two billion MPs already locked in
Treasurer and deputy Liberal Party leader Josh Frydenberg says he has the support within the party required to topple Scott
$60 Billion JobKeeper Savings To Be Used To Pay For Stuart Robert’s Internet Bill
Scott Morrison has cautioned Australians against getting too excited about the $60 billion windfall identified in the JobKeeper budget, saying
Josh Frydenberg Says $60 Billion JobKeeper Windfall Will Be Split Evenly Between All 885 Million Australians
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg says he is determined to turn the $60 billion JobKeeper calculation blunder into a positive, promising an
Protesters Call For Bill Gates To Be Arrested For Introducing ‘Clippy’ The Microsoft Office Assistant
Protesters at a Melbourne rally today called for Bill Gates to be arrested for secretly inventing the COVID-19 virus, but
Woman Changes Name To ‘Ruby Princess’ So She Can Do Whatever The Fuck She Wants
A Sydney woman is going on a three-day bender this weekend after changing her name from Jenny Warren to Ruby
Time To Start Loosening Lockdown Restrictions, Virus Says
The COVID-19 virus has called on the government to get people back to work as soon as possible
COVID Meeting: Australia And New Zealand Agree To Stay At Least 2,100km Apart For Foreseeable Future
Saying there was still a long way to go before the two countries could realistically come into contact again, Australia
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Jacinda Ardern Only One With Stable Enough Internet To Dial Into Meeting With Australian Leaders
The much-talked meeting between Jacinda Ardern and Australia’s national cabinet had to be abandoned today, after none of Australia’s state
Dutton: “I would’ve had Captain Cook’s boat towed back to England. Unless, of course, it was carrying 850 passengers infected with coronavirus, in which case I would’ve organised a meet-and-greet at Circular Quay”.
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has weighed into the so-called ‘culture wars’ debate about Captain Cook, saying he would’ve had
It’s Time For Angus Taylor To Adopt The Netflix Model And Release His Next Season Of Scandals All In One Go
For the past few years Australians have waited eagerly each week for the new Angus Taylor scandal to drop. Who
Twiggy Forrest Stuns Everyone By Announcing He’ll Pay Tax  
Following his surprise decision to buy millions of Covid-19 tests from China, Mining billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest caught everyone off
Majority Of People On Crowded Beaches Are Daily Mail Photographers, New Data Shows
More than 85% of all people on Australia’s packed beaches and parks are Daily Mail and Channel 7 photographers taking
New App To Alert Australians When Prime Minister Gets Within 1.5 Metres Of Hawaii
A new tracking app to be launched next week will send a notification to every Australian when the Prime Minister