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Growing Global Inequality Driven By 7.52 Billion People Not Being Billionaires, Experts Say
The growing problem of global inequality could be solved overnight if 7.52 billion people did the right thing and came
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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods
A new range of paleo bars replicate the ease, convenience and colourful packaging that cavemen would have been accustomed to,
New Uber App Displays All Sexual Harassment Cases Currently In Uber HQ
Tech giant Uber has launched an innovative new app that alerts users to hundreds of live harassment cases within a
Thermomix: “Users Burnt. But Perfectly Seasoned” Company Claims
The Australian distributor of the high-end cooking appliance Thermomix says the allegation that many users have been badly burnt is
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Fairfax Axes 1/4 Editorial Jobs: Promises “Australian Journalasm Wont Suffa”
“All of our papers is in good hands,” says a statement released today by one of the two remaining employees at
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Convenient ‘Shuttle Plane’ Service To Link Western Sydney Airport To City
Passengers arriving at the new Western Sydney Airport will be able to take advantage of a regular and affordable shuttle
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Trump To Utilise Valuable Advertising Space On Side Of Missiles
Saying he couldn’t believe no-one had ever thought of it before, US President Donald Trump today unveiled plans to buy-up advertising
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Hot Cross Buns In Supermarkets Already
Hot Cross Buns have begun to appear on supermarket shelves, it has been revealed
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United Launches New Drag-On/Drag-Off Seating
US airline giant United launched an innovative new seating class today, which will see customers dragged to and from their
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Apple Releases ‘Apple Watch’ In Hilarious April Fools Day Hoax
Tech giant Apple has announced plans to produce an ‘Apple watch’, in one of the funniest April Fools day pranks
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Samsung Releases Amazing New ‘Non-Exploding’ Phone
Mobile phone giant Samsung today unveiled its latest innovation, a phone that stays unexploded, even when used under normal conditions
Banks Charge Government ‘Processing Fee’ For Answering Inquiry Questions
A $22.50 processing fee has been applied to each question answered during the parliamentary inquiry into banks, it was revealed
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Apple Launches New, Beautifully-Designed Tax Avoidance Program
Apple has once again raised the bar, with today’s launch of a stunning new global tax-avoidance system
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New Telstra Bundle Includes Five Free Outages A Month
Saying it was its best mobile deal yet, Telstra has released a new plan that includes 10GB of data, $500
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Turnbull On Panama Papers: “Virgin Islands Most Logical Place To Set Up A Siberian Mining Company”
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has hit back at suggestions he was part of a tax avoidance scheme centred in the