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McDonald’s Launches New ‘Ethical Options’ Made From Free Range, Cruelty Free Emulsifiers
Fast food giant McDonald’s has joined the movement towards offering more ethical food options, vowing to use only free range
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Woolworths Self Checkout Machines To Double As Pokies
Customers at Woolworths will soon be able to gamble their entire weekly shop at the point of sale, in an
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New ‘Airbarnaby’ Booking Site Just Lists Free Homes Provided By Millionaires
Global booking website Airbnb has launched a new offshoot brand which lists all the exclusive properties that are provided free
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Elon Musk Has A Big Cock
American-based billionaire Elon Musk has a large penis, it has been confirmed
New ‘Left Handed’ Doritos To Be Launched In US
Food giant PepsiCo has announced it will launch a new range of left and right-handed versions of its popular Doritos
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“I Told You The Stock Market Would Fall” Says Expert Who Also Predicted Stock Market Would Rise
A finance expert who predicted the October 2008 global financial crises (and the October 2008 global financial boom) says he
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Ikea Founder Forced To Walk Through Entire Heaven Before Getting To His Section
Ikea Founder Ingvar Kampgrad spent today walking through eighteen different departments and a maze of passageways, just to get to
New ‘Shitcoin’ Currency Allows Investors To Flush Money Directly Down Toilet 
A new cryptocurrency – ‘Shitcoin’ – has hit the market, offering investors an exciting new way to relieve themselves of
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Flinders Street Station To Be Replaced By Starbucks Flagship Store
Melbourne’s Flinders Street Station will be demolished to make way for an exciting new Starbucks concept store, the Andrews Government
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Murdoch Sells Movie Studio To Focus On Comedy Arm Of Business
Rupert Murdoch has sold 21st Century Fox to Disney, freeing the business up to focus on its comedy arm, Fox
Innovative New Shopping Service Allows Customers To Send Christmas Gifts Directly To Landfill
An online department store says it is ‘cutting out the middle man’ by allowing customers to send everything from toys
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Rush On School Dresses For Boys Following Marriage Equality Verdict
Parents around Australia have rushed to department stores and uniform shops to snap up dresses for their sons, following the
Turnbull Says NBN Is
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says the
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New iPhone 8 Battery Life Expanded To Accommodate Centrelink’s Average Hold Time
In a nod to its Australian customers, tech giant Apple has unveiled a new iPhone with a beefed up fourteen-hour
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Ronald McDonald Statues To Be Removed – Found To Be Offensive To Absolutely Everyone
More than 12,000 Ronald McDonald statues will be torn down over the next month after it was realised they were