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Mark Zuckerberg Forgets To Install Personality Update Before Facing Congress
This is the moment a panicked Mark Zuckerberg realised part way through a grilling in the US Congress that he
Man Who Has Secret To Making Millions From Property Investment Decides To Run Property Seminars Instead 
A Gold Coast man whose secret investment strategy will allow you to earn millions of dollars and quit your day
New Long-Term Airport Carpark Just A Short Flight Away From Terminal
A new long-term airport carpark – just 250km from the central terminal – is an easy 15-minute flight away, a
Apple To Remove Headphone Jack, Screen From Upcoming iPhone
Tech giant Apple has made the brave decision to remove all physical componentry from its upcoming iPhone 11, saying it
Taxi Industry Responds To Uber Air, Promising More Expensive, Slightly Dirtier Version Within Months 
Australia’s taxi industry has responded to the impending arrival of ‘aerial rideshare’ service Uber Air, saying it will launch a
Apple Scraps iTunes To Focus On Exciting New Ways To Lose Your Music
Tech giant Apple says it will phase out iTunes and replace it with three innovative new ways to totally fuck
Only 80% Of Australians Are Wellness Bloggers, New Jobs Figures Show
Surprising new employment figures released today have revealed that only four in five Australians have a wellness blog or app
Male CEOs Still Struggling To Break Through Glass Floor, New Data Shows
New employment data released today shows that many mediocre male CEOs are still unable to break through the glass floor,
New Anti-Vaccination Seminar To Cut Out Middle-Man And Just Inject Participants Directly With Measles 
Claiming to be the most efficient way to get information about not vaccinating your family, a new series of seminars
Facebook Outage: Panicked Users Unsure Who To Give Their Private Data Away To, As Outage Continues 
Thousands of Facebook users were today frantically looking for new ways to give away their intimate private data, as the
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Millennials Not Graduating With Right Job Skills Says Boomer Who Can’t Use The Internet
Millennials are not graduating with the right job skills, a report commissioned by a group of CEOs who haven’t worked
Profits Tumble As Banks Now Required To Have Living Customers Only
Australian banks will be required to limit their customer base to people who are alive, as part of a set
Gillette Releases Cute New ‘Pink Lady Razor’ As Part Of Bold New #MeToo Campaign
Saying it wanted to ‘challenge men to think about the way they treat women’, social justice company Gillette has released
‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section
A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers
Virgin Australia Passengers To Be Asked To Sing National Anthem Before Take Off
Virgin Australia passengers will be required to stand, place their hand on their heart and sing the Australian national anthem