Business
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New Long-Term Airport Carpark Just A Short Flight Away From Terminal
A new long-term airport carpark – just 250km from the central terminal – is an easy 15-minute flight away, a spokesperson for the new facility...
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Apple To Remove Headphone Jack, Screen From Upcoming iPhone
Tech giant Apple has made the brave decision to remove all physical componentry from its upcoming iPhone 11, saying it will redefine the way we...
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Taxi Industry Responds To Uber Air, Promising More Expensive, Slightly Dirtier Version Within Months
Australia’s taxi industry has responded to the impending arrival of ‘aerial rideshare’ service Uber Air, saying it will launch a pricier, dirtier and less convenient...
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Apple Scraps iTunes To Focus On Exciting New Ways To Lose Your Music
Tech giant Apple says it will phase out iTunes and replace it with three innovative new ways to totally fuck with your music collection.
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Only 80% Of Australians Are Wellness Bloggers, New Jobs Figures Show
Surprising new employment figures released today have revealed that only four in five Australians have a wellness blog or app.
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Male CEOs Still Struggling To Break Through Glass Floor, New Data Shows
New employment data released today shows that many mediocre male CEOs are still unable to break through the glass floor, despite possessing all of the...
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New Anti-Vaccination Seminar To Cut Out Middle-Man And Just Inject Participants Directly With Measles
Claiming to be the most efficient way to get information about not vaccinating your family, a new series of seminars in Australia will include a...
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Facebook Outage: Panicked Users Unsure Who To Give Their Private Data Away To, As Outage Continues
Thousands of Facebook users were today frantically looking for new ways to give away their intimate private data, as the social media platform outage continued...
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Millennials Not Graduating With Right Job Skills Says Boomer Who Can’t Use The Internet
Millennials are not graduating with the right job skills, a report commissioned by a group of CEOs who haven’t worked out how to download it...
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Profits Tumble As Banks Now Required To Have Living Customers Only
Australian banks will be required to limit their customer base to people who are alive, as part of a set of stringent changes recommended by...
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