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How The Abolition Of The Carbon Tax Changed My Life: Australian Women Share Their Stories
It’s the Government’s biggest achievement for women this year. We asked a group of Australian women to share their own
Scott Morrison
Scott Morrison Looking Forward To Managing Portfolio That’s Responsible For Human Beings
Scott Morrison says it will be an exciting and invigorating new challenge to work with real people again, after more
budget papers
Struggling, Despondent Federal Budget To Receive Counselling From Nation’s $250 Million School Chaplaincy Program
Overwhelmed with incoming bills, and wondering how it will continue to support its extended family, Australia’s stressed-out budget today made
David Leyonhjelm
Gun Crime Would Be Lower If We Followed Example Of Nation With Highest Gun Crime, Says Senator Leyonhjelm
If Australia had more guns, we would have fewer shootings, just like they do in America, Liberal Democrat Senator David
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Parents Weighing Up What Age To Tell Children That Bill Shorten Doesn’t Exist
Parents around Australia are wondering how long they should let their kids keep believing Australia has an Opposition Leader
team australia tea towel
Australian Politicians Rave About The Shovel’s Team Australia Christmas Gift Ideas
The Shovel’s mugs, tea towels, cards and aprons make the perfect gift for your fellow Team Australia members. We asked
tony abbott sexism
Tony Abbott Asks Housewives Of Australia To Help Him Iron Out Sexism Issues Within Government
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has labelled the criticisms of Peta Credlin coming from within his Government as sexist, and asked
princess kate
Worst Fears Confirmed: Princess Kate Has Contracted Commoner
The Duchess of Cambridge has contracted Commoner after briefly touching some guy two days ago
joe hockey satire
Joe Hockey Has Full Support Of Tony Abbott’s PR Strategy
The Prime Minister’s Public Relations strategy says Joe Hockey is doing a tremendous job and is set to become one
christmas tree
Weird Family Puts Dead Tree In Corner Of Living Room
Saying it was ‘tradition’, the Beeker family from Brisbane today put a cut-off piece of dead pine tree in a
pyne and palmer
Pyne To Use Giant Laxative To Un-Block Senate
Education Minister Christopher Pyne will slip an entire jar of Metamucil into the Senate coffee urn this morning, in order
Tony abbott computer
Abbott Switches Government Off And On Again
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has switched off the government at the wall, waited ten seconds, and then switched it on
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Introducing The Shovel Shop
Australia’s satire news service now has a shop. Which means you can finally show your support for Team Australia. We
victorian election
Victorians Dump Whatshisname, In Rousing Victory For That Other Guy
Victorians voters have sent an unequivocal message to the Liberal guy: ‘We want the other one’
tony abbott election
Abbott Denies Ever Appearing In 2013 Election Campaign
Tony Abbott did not take any part in the 2013 election campaign that led to him becoming Prime Minister, his